Chapter 180
Chapter 180
Su Yu took out his phone, just as Yang Mixue called.
"Honey, let's chat later, I'm stabbing someone right now."
After hanging up the phone.
Su Yu happened to find the audio file by following his chat history with Yang Mixue.
"Brothers, the song I'm going to sing next is called..."
—Invincible!
next second.
The magnificent and grand prelude music begins.
"How lonely it is to be invincible."
"How empty it is to be invincible."
"Alone on the summit, the cold wind kept blowing."
"Who can understand my loneliness?"
It was as if I could feel the lyrics of Su Yu's song.
A gust of wind suddenly blew across the rooftop.
Blow up the loose t-shirt until it puffs up.
The song "Invincible" is an interlude in the science fiction comedy film "The Mermaid," and the lyrics and music of the song were both written by comedy king Stephen Chow.
This film grossed 33 billion yuan at the box office, setting a record for the highest-grossing film in mainland China at the time.
Although there is no movie called "The Mermaid" in China yet.
However, as someone who had watched the movie two or three times, Su Yu immediately pictured Deng Chao dancing in the film when he sang this song.
I couldn't help but jump up and down.
only……
Su Yu's every step stepped on their wounds.
"Ouch"
Just as the fat man was about to shout, the skinny monkey covered his mouth.
"Damn it, don't interrupt the Living Yama's singing. We can't take another round of anger."
But the next second, Su Yu stomped hard on the fruit knife, widening the wound a little more.
"what!"
Snapped!
The fat man covered the skinny monkey's nose and mouth with his chubby hands.
Who can understand my loneliness?
"what!"
[How lonely it is to be invincible.]
"Well!"
How empty is invincibility.
"puff!"
[She who hides on the horizon, may she hear my story?]
"pain!"
My loneliness, endless loneliness.
"This is terrible!"
Excluding the intro and outro, the song, which lasted less than a minute, was sung by the two men, Skinny Monkey and Fatty, who were wearing masks of pain.
"Why do your faces look so pale again?"
Su Yu looked at the two of them with a puzzled expression.
Studio.
"This song is so catchy!"
"I'd call it Suwei's exclusive pretentious song!"
"Fugitive: You're invincible, I don't care, but could you please not step on our wounds on purpose while you're dancing?!"
"Su Wei's question is absolutely devastating."
"That's it for the song already? No wonder it's Su Laoliu, so short!"
If the skinny monkey and the fat guy saw the last two comments, they would probably shout, "You guys still have plenty of time, but we don't have enough blood left to bleed!"
The skinny monkey laboriously reached one hand towards the pocket.
"call out!"
A sharp fruit knife flew past.
It hit the skinny monkey's palm squarely.
"Ahhh!"
The skinny monkey let out a miserable scream.
A touchscreen smartphone fell from his hand and landed on the ground.
"A cell phone."
Su Yu breathed a sigh of relief.
"This is not my fault. You are the ones who are dishonest and always like to launch sneak attacks. I am really afraid that you will bring out some inferior weapons again."
Su Yu complained.
But at this time.
A sharp-eyed viewer in the live stream suddenly sent a reminder in the chat.
"Oh no, it seems the number has already been dialed."
"They won't call for backup, will they?"
"Su Wei, you must be careful. These desperate criminals are capable of anything."
"Where are the cyber police? Why haven't they been dispatched yet!"
……
While the audience was still worried about Su Yu's safety.
The phone rang with the crisp, clear voice of a female operator.
"Hello, this is 110. How can I help you?"
Seeing this, the skinny monkey seemed to have grasped at a straw and hurriedly shouted, "I want to call the police! Please, let the police come and arrest me, I'm a fugitive."
"Sir, please speak slowly. Who are you?"
The female operator looked completely bewildered.
"Are you deaf? I said I'm a fugitive! Come and arrest me!"
"Skinny Monkey said emotionally."
Before the female operator could reply, Skinny Monkey broke down and introduced himself: "Officer, please, my name is Zhang Yang, my ancestral home is Linjiang, and I am a fugitive suspect in the No. 1 case of online lending."
You'd better send someone to take me away right now. If you don't come soon, I'm going to be taken away by the living Yama.
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