Chapter 161 I Love Telling the Truth Chapter
Chapter 161 I Love Telling the Truth Chapter
Chapter 161 I Love to Tell the Truth
After hearing Gu Chenxi's words, Shen Xia instantly retracted her outstretched hand.
She crossed her arms over her chest, looked at Gong Liu, and said, "I unilaterally declare that she will be expelled from our dormitory!"
Zhou Xiaonan raised his hand and said, "I second the motion!"
Lin Zhi also said calmly: "We don't want her in our dormitory anymore, you can take her back."
"Uh……"
Gong Liu smiled awkwardly, not knowing what to say for a moment.
He also didn't expect that the drunk Gu Chenxi would answer the question with delay. If he had known this, he would not have asked such questions.
Gong Liu thought for a moment and said, "She is drunk and talking nonsense!"
Just as he finished speaking, he heard Gu Chenxi in his arms groaning and saying, "I'm not drunk... I'm not drunk talking... I... I can still drink..."
"..."
The scene fell into embarrassment for a while.
The three girls in the dormitory thought to themselves: "It's all sand, all bean paste! We can't keep any of them."
Gong Liu wanted to cover Gu Chenxi's mouth with his hand to stop her from talking, but he couldn't pull his hand away.
Fortunately, the three of them did not abandon Gu Chenxi in the end. Shen Xia carried Gu Chenxi on her back, Lin Zhi and Zhou Xiaonan held up her arms on both sides, and the three of them worked together to carry Gu Chenxi back to the dormitory.
When going up the stairs, Shen Xia complained to Gu Chenxi: "Sister, you are quite heavy. I don't know how Kong Liu carried you back."
"I...I'm not heavy..."
Gu Chenxi, who was leaning on Shen Xia's shoulder, groaned and said, "Shen Xia is heavier. Shen Xia's breasts have two kilograms of flesh. I am much lighter than her, hehe..."
"..."
When Shen Xia heard what Gu Chenxi said, her eyes turned dark and she wished she could throw Gu Chenxi off the building right away.
Zhou Xiaonan said: "Sister Xia, forget it, at least she praised your big breasts!"
Lin Zhi also nodded: "Yes."
Fortunately, Lin Zhi and Zhou Xiaonan stopped him and Gu Chenxi was not thrown down.
But the next second, Gu Chenxi successfully offended them both with one sentence: "Although my breasts are a little small, they are bigger than Zhizhi's... Xiaonan... Xiaonan seems... not... ah..."
Zhou Xiaonan stiffened his fist: "Sister Xia, I'll help you throw her down!"
Lin Zhi also narrowed his eyes: "Count me in as the assist."
The drunk Gu Chenxi can only be described with a slang from the Internet - Tietie, I love to tell the truth!
In the end, the three men did not kill Gu Chenxi and did not throw him down from the building. Gu Chenxi returned to the dormitory safely.
But going to bed became a hassle again.
As we all know, the dormitories at Jiaotong University have beds above and desks below. Under normal circumstances, it is impossible to move a sleeping person to the upper bunk.
Finally, the few of them came up with an idea and laid a yoga mat on the ground - the yoga mat was bought by Shen Xia for her physical education class last semester, as she had grabbed a yoga class in her freshman year.
After spreading out the yoga mat and moving Gu Chenxi's bedding down, she slept on the floor. The air conditioner was on in the dormitory, so she wouldn't catch a cold.
The three of them squatted on the ground, observing the sleeping Gu Chenxi.
Shen Xia wanted to take an ugly photo of Gu Chenxi when she was drunk, so that she could use it as a handle to threaten her in the future. However, after taking a few photos, she gave up the idea - Gu Chenxi, who was drunk and sleeping, was also beautiful from all angles. There was no ugly angle at all. Instead, she had the aura of a 'broken beauty'.
Lin Zhi glanced at Gu Chenxi on Shen Xia's phone and said half-jokingly, "I suddenly finally understand what it feels like when the heroine of a novel gets drunk, lies on the sofa, wearing a small skirt, covered with fur and half exposing her legs, looking weak and sexy. The domineering boss' eyes darken when he sees her, and then he loudly says to the second female lead, 'You are not even as good as her hair.'"
Shen Xia was irritated. She said, "I can't stand it anymore. I'm going to use a green marker to draw a turtle on her face!"
Lin Zhi smiled and said calmly, "Okay, the second female lead has appeared."
Zhou Xiaonan poked Gu Chenxi's face and said, "To be honest, Sister Xi looks quite cute when she's asleep."
"Baby~ Kiss~"
Gu Chenxi suddenly raised her hands and put them around Zhou Xiaonan's neck, then pouted her lips and was about to kiss her - because Zhou Xiaonan was closest to her.
"Ah! Help me~"
Zhou Xiaonan looked at Shen Xia and Lin Zhi, but they both looked like they were enjoying the fun. Shen Xia even turned on the video mode, trying to capture the scene of Gu Chenxi kissing the little adult girl while drunk.
In the end, Zhou Xiaonan cleverly blocked it with her hand, thus preventing Gu Chenxi from taking away her first kiss.
"It was a close call. I almost lost my first kiss..."
Zhou Xiaonan thought so in his heart, looked down at Gu Chenxi, and suddenly felt something was wrong: "Wait, it seems that having my first kiss taken away by a beautiful sister is not a bad thing?!"
……
After Kong Liu sent Gu Chenxi back, he returned to the boys' dormitory a few minutes later.
"Why do you smell so drunk?"
Du Hongyuan looked at Gong Liu, whose cheeks were slightly red, and asked, "Are you going out to drink again?"
"Oh, your brain has become smarter."
Gong Yoo placed the packed food on the table and said, "Let's have a drink tonight."
"Are you crazy?" Wang Qi looked at Gong Liu and said, "You dare to drink in front of Gu Chenxi, aren't you afraid of kneeling on a durian?"
Chen Zhirui asked Wang Qi curiously: "Have you ever knelt?"
Wang Qi smiled foolishly and shook his head, saying, "No, Xue'er is so nice to me, how could she bear to make me kneel on a durian."
Du Hongyuan pointed at the smirking Wang Qi and said, "You, get out of this house."
Gong Liu said calmly: "If I say that Gu Chenxi accompanied me to drink, would you believe it?"
"I don't believe it!" Du Hongyuan was the first to respond.
Wang Qi also asked in disbelief: "Is it true?"
Chen Zhirui doesn't drink, so he asked in confusion: "Do girlfriends object to their boyfriends drinking?"
Du Hongyuan explained: "Most girls who don't smoke or drink dislike their boyfriends smoking and drinking, especially those who get drunk and go crazy!"
Wang Qi also nodded in agreement and said, "Xue'er doesn't allow me to smoke either, but she doesn't object to me having a few drinks, but I can't get drunk."
"Old Liu, I remember Shen Xia told me that Gu Chenxi doesn't drink." Du Hongyuan narrowed his eyes, looked at Kong Liu, and said, "How could a girl who doesn't drink drink with her boyfriend? Don't try to lie to me!"
"Believe it or not."
Gong Liu looked at Du Hongyuan and asked, "You and Shen Xia even talked about this? You usually talk about a lot of things."
"Cough cough..."
Du Hongyuan's face turned red. He didn't answer, but opened the lunch box and said, "Eat, eat... Why are we having the same two dishes from lunch again?"
"Gu Chenxi ordered it. She insisted on drinking with me. She finished eating the clams and snails."
"No, she really went to drink with you!"
"I told you, I didn't lie to you!"
"Fuck, what a divine girlfriend!"
……
In the middle of the night, Gu Chenxi sat up in shock. Looking at the familiar environment around her, she hugged the small quilt and thought in confusion:
"who am I?"
"where am I?"
"What is this place?"
(End of this chapter)
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