Chapter 152 Heaven and earth, can you throw feces to drive away the demon?
Chapter 152 Heaven and earth, can you throw feces to drive away the demon?
"Miss, I'm back and everything is ready." Ruyi clapped her hands complacently, and saw several trucks of night fragrance being pulled over, and a disgusting smell hit her in the face.
"Miss, how do I pour it? Please give me instructions?"
Zheng Anning covered his mouth and gave Ruyi a thumbs up in admiration.
"Well, let's go first, and you let them play freely!"
The guards put on their masks in an orderly manner, and then shouted loudly, pouring feces on the door while shouting, "Ho, ha, heaven and earth, can you help me to exorcise the demon by pouring feces?"
"Humph"
"Ha, the heavens and the earth are all in good hands, throwing dung to drive away evil spirits is the most effective."
Their voices were so loud that they could be heard by the entire street. All the people living on this street were officials, and they quickly ran out to join in the fun.
The housekeeper of the Chang Mansion was just about to lead his men out when he was caught off guard by the overwhelming night fragrance.
Ugh! It stinks!
"Who? Who is making trouble in our Chang Mansion?" Butler Chang shouted loudly, but he opened his mouth too wide and a pile of feces poured over his head and flowed into his big mouth. In a hurry, he swallowed it down his throat.
"vomit!"
"Ah!" Butler Chang was so intoxicated by the night fragrance that he couldn't open his eyes. He saw the guards who were neatly watering manure out of the corner of his eye and became furious. Ah!
He was so angry that he picked up feces from the ground and threw it across the street.
"Hurry up, throw them all back to me, ah!"
The guards never expected that someone could be so cruel, not only eating it, but also grabbing it with his hands and hitting people?
They were caught off guard and hit. Fortunately, they were wearing masks. "Ah, splash it!"
So what was originally just a simple one-sided confrontation has now turned into a fight.
Zheng Anning's face turned pale. Ugh! That housekeeper actually swallowed that thing. What a ruthless person! No wonder he has such a stable position!
The onlookers were eating the melons excitedly. Oh my god, this melon is so delicious today.
The air was filled with a foul smell that made people feel uncomfortable. The guards threw feces passionately, and several carts of night incense were soon empty. They only hurt one thousand enemies and eight hundred of their own. They never expected that the butler was not an ordinary person.
The guard was covered in feces and was shouting slogans loudly while wanting to vomit.
"May the heavens and earth bless you..."
[Look, he is not ruthless, and his position is not ruthless, but this housekeeper Chang is so ruthless. No wonder General Chang’s house was robbed, his people were robbed, and his son is not his. ]
Officials around: ???
Is it so explosive?
"Stop, everyone stop"
"How dare you come to my house and act wildly?"
At this time, General Chang came over with a group of people. He had sharp eyes, a gloomy face, and looked at the crowd with a fierce gaze.
"Catch them all for me," General Chang shouted to the people behind him, signaling them to catch them.
When the guards of Zheng Mansion heard this, they were a little flustered, but they calmed down when they saw Zheng An Ning.
"General Chang, stop. I am exorcising the evil spirit for you! Don't act on impulse." Zheng An Ning hurried over and said, covering his mouth and nose.
"Asshole, you charlatan, how dare you fool me?" Chang pulled out a big knife and pointed it at Zheng An Ning in a general manner, wishing he could chop her to death with one blow.
"Today, I will teach you a lesson on behalf of Prime Minister Zheng."
As he said that, he chopped at Zheng An Ning. Zheng An Ning jumped and stood on the tip of the knife, making a provocative face, "General Chang is possessed by a ghost, and he wants to kill people!"
"Today I will help General Chang to exorcise the evil spirits."
Zheng An Ning took out the copper coin sword and slashed at General Chang, but he was hit several times in an instant and no matter how he dodged, it was useless.
"Bah, you ignorant boy, you are really lawless," General Chang cursed angrily.
A moment later, General Chang was stepped on by Zheng Anning and screamed in pain, "Bitch, how dare you do this?"
"General Chang, it seems that this evil spirit is very arrogant? Why is it still refusing to come out?"
Zheng An Ning raised his eyebrows, smiled and smashed the sword at him, "You evil spirit, why don't you get out of General Chang's body?"
"Looks like I have to use some powerful stuff. Someone, bring me a bucket of night incense. I want to show the evil spirit how powerful I am."
"This mouth is a little dirty, I must wash it thoroughly."
When General Chang heard that she was serious, he was so angry that he struggled to get up, but he was helpless because Zheng An Ning stepped on him and he couldn't move. "Ah, no, no, I'm fine now."
When the people around saw this, they started talking about it. Tsk tsk, General Chang finally hit a wall.
"All right?" Zheng Anning looked down at General Chang. At this moment, his old face was bruised and swollen, and he was lying on the ground twitching with his teeth bared.
"General Chang, I'm doing this for your own good. Look how dedicated I am."
"If you don't believe me, tie up your son and exorcise him in public, and you'll know if it's true. Anyway, he's crazy enough to eat shit, right?"
"You, you..." General Chang wanted to curse, but his whole body was in pain and he punched the ground angrily. "Humph! I have never been so shameless."
"Someone, go and bring Mr. Chang out and exorcise the demon in public." Zheng An Ning let go of General Chang and gave orders to the Chang family guards.
The Chang family guards looked embarrassed and looked at General Chang one after another. Well, their general was already so miserable, wouldn't it be even more miserable if they didn't obey?
I had no choice but to run away to bring people with me.
Some officials could not stand it any longer and came out to accuse Zheng Anning, "You little girl, you are playing tricks and beating up court officials. You are really unreasonable."
"Yes, who can exorcise evil spirits like you? You are bringing shame to the Zheng family. Prime Minister Zheng is so unlucky to have a daughter like you."
"You little girl are simply outrageous. I will definitely impeach you tomorrow."
General Weiwu happened to be at the scene, and couldn't bear to hear them talking about his benefactor, so he shouted, "Are you playing tricks on me? Don't you have any idea?"
"You are just trying to confuse right and wrong with nothing. You really think you are good officials. Bah!"
"Princess An Ning is performing an exorcism! What do you know?"
Zheng An Ning rolled his eyes, "My dear gentlemen, please don't play tricks on me, or I will definitely let you know what playing tricks on me is!"
Young Master Chang was escorted here by the guards. He looked crazy and mad, as if he had rabies and wanted to bite people, making "woof woof woof" sounds from his mouth.
When he came here and suddenly smelled the scent, he wanted to rush towards the night scent like a dog.
"Hurry up and tie him up, otherwise he will run away to eat those things," Zheng Anning shouted from a distance.
"Ruyi, have someone prepare cinnabar, mix it into the night incense, and have them apply it on the young master," Zheng An Ning said seriously, covering his mouth with a hint of teasing in his eyes.
"Stop it! You are simply doing outrageous things. I am Censor Jiang, the son of the Zheng family. I advise you to stop now, otherwise I will impeach you in front of the emperor tomorrow."
Zheng Anning looked at Censor Jiang. Is this Jiang Ruyan's father?
"Then go ahead and sue me!" Zheng Anning refused to budge and stepped back with his arms folded.
General Chang was supported by someone, looking at his son's crazy appearance, and wanted to ask someone to stop the guard, but he also thought, what if it works? So he watched his son sticking out his tongue and being tied up.
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