After hearing my voice, the whole court went crazy

Chapter 148 Sleep Paralysis Package

[As a result, Zhang Sinong was still safe and sound.]

[The third time, she put ten bottles of Hedinghong, and Da Si Nong was still safe and sound. She was scared this time. She just felt that this person was abnormal. Was he still a human being? ]

[Hahahahahahaha, you are so determined, you can change the poison, what about the Soul-breaking Powder, the Smiling Seven-Step Madness, or even the Throat-Seizing Sword, why do you poison? If you really can't do it, we can hire a murderer! ]

[Or you can just stab him a few times yourself! Hahahaha]

Everyone:.......

Hahahahahahahahahahaha, this is too funny.

Liu'a, this is the first time that killing someone is so difficult. Is this Zhang Sinong immune to all poisons?

Princess Qi was so uncomfortable trying not to laugh that her body trembled as she laughed out loud, "Okay, let's all stop talking!"

Wei Jingshu then stopped and didn't want to dwell on it any further.

"Mom, we're fine." Zheng Wanning held her mother's hand and comforted her softly.

"Okay, it's getting late, let's start the banquet, otherwise the food will get cold." Princess Qi spoke with a smile to ease the atmosphere.

Only then did Zheng Anning realize that a banquet had been set up in the yard, with men and women seated separately.

The girls sat at one table, the ladies at another, and so on.

During the dinner, everyone either ate quietly or laughed and talked, drinking and chatting, making the meal very lively.

It was already dark when Zheng Anning and her friends returned home. When Zheng Yuanshan saw them coming back, he hurried out to greet them.

He held Wei Jingshu's hand tremblingly and asked gently, "Are you okay? Are you hurt?"

"It's okay, let's go in first." Wei Jingshu smiled gently and shook his head.

Zheng An Ning looked at his parents' clinginess and hummed in his heart, "Tsk, I should be under the car, not in the car. I ate another mouthful of dog food."

[The sour smell of love! ]

"Something happened at the place where you were going to the banquet. The whole court was shocked. The nearby villages were slaughtered. It was a horrible sight."

"I'm glad you came back safely."

Although Zheng Yuanshan knew that his daughter was very capable, he couldn't help but worry, alas!

The tragedy could not be covered up after all, and it spread like wildfire. Soon, the whole of Kyoto knew about it.

In their eyes, Zheng Anning was labeled one after another: difficult to mess with, uncultured, immoral, and a little cute.

At the Chang's house, it was getting dark. Both the master and the servants stayed indoors. Some maids even hid in their rooms and talked about what happened today.

"Have you heard? The one who died today was Sister Qiu Liu"

"Isn't that the Madam's capable maidservant?"

"Yes!"

"Do you think she will turn into a ghost after she dies?"

"Also, didn't our eldest master suddenly go crazy? I heard that he was possessed by a ghost and kept biting people randomly. It's so scary!"

In the silent night, everyone was fast asleep. Chang Fu thought that the Taoist priest was invited today, so he felt at ease and was not too scared.

Only General Chang was shivering in his bed, with a string of Buddhist beads on his hands and yellow talisman papers stuck all over his body.

Several Taoists were guarding outside his door, which must have made him feel safe, but he felt chilly.

"boom"

The door was suddenly blown open by a strong wind, and the windows were also blown loudly, accompanied by a hoarse sound of breaking wind and a whistling sound.

The Taoist priests outside the door seemed to be frightened, looking around vigilantly, trembling, Oh my god! Is there really a ghost?

Zheng Anning stood on the roof not far away and peeked, "Hey, you never expected that! I find ghosts to harass them every day."

"Susu, go and make that general sleep paralyzed, go ahead"

"Others, like his son and his wife can all come along. We'll make sure they feel like they've returned home happily, hehe." Zheng An Ning laughed more and more obscenely, hahahaha.

"This way they can enjoy the exorcism package later, a one-stop service."

General Chang felt cold all over, as if he had fallen into an ice cellar. He felt so heavy that he could hardly breathe, and as if he weighed a thousand pounds and could not move.

He wanted to scream and shout, but no sound came out. It was as if his mouth was glued shut and a huge fear enveloped him.

"Ah! There's a ghost! Someone come and save me!"

The Taoist priest outside the house was on high alert, when he saw a thick fog suddenly spread in front of him. A group of women were carrying a big red sedan chair, and a strange singing voice was heard, each sentence was strange and sad, and each word sounded like crying blood.

"The blood-stained white wedding dress gradually turned red. She was wearing heavy makeup, but she was smiling sadly.

The auspicious time has come, let me say this: once you marry a bride, her life and death are no longer in the hands of others......"

The singing made them panic. One of the fat Taoist priests grabbed the tall and thin man next to him and said, "Brother, what should we do? There really is a ghost...ah!"

"What should we do? Just do it. If it doesn't work, we can just run away!"

The other Taoists agreed that this group of people were basically swindlers.

A boy who was about sixteen or seventeen years old, with a firm look in his eyes, said with a smile:

"Oh, I want to see what's so scary about this ghost. The brave ones will die of overeating, and the timid ones will die of starvation. The worst that can happen is that I will become the husband of the female ghost!"

Everyone: ........

He stared at the young Taoist priest with astonishment. How could he be so young and yet he spoke so nonsense?

Zheng Anning:........

[Wow! As long as you are brave enough, female ghosts will take maternity leave? ]

【Six six six】

The little Taoist priest suddenly heard this and looked around in surprise. Who? Who is talking?

He looked at the other Taoists again. They didn't react at all, only fear in their eyes.

As the sedan chair got closer, everyone could see clearly that the people carrying it were actually paper dolls. They had gloomy faces and strange smiles, which was scary.

Seeing the ghost getting closer and closer, several Taoists were frightened and shouted in panic:

"Ah! There's a ghost!"

"Run!"

"what!"

In the blink of an eye, the little Taoist priest was left alone, disheveled in the wind. Didn’t they agree to be each other’s angels?

But you ran away without calling me?

[Hahahahahaha! This little Taoist must be wondering if he has bad relationships with others, otherwise why didn’t he call him when he ran away, hahaha]

Zheng Anning squatted on the roof and laughed like a goose, slapping the tiles on the roof, making a soft "pa pa" sound.

The young Taoist priest heard it clearly this time, not knowing whether it was his inner voice or telepathy. He took out a talisman from his arms, but his legs were shaking. He said in a serious tone, "Don't come over here, I'm very powerful."

A gust of cold wind blew, and a red figure flew out gracefully from the sedan chair. It was Yin Susu. Then a black shadow flew out, a dog?

[Damn it, why did Erha come out again? Haven’t you settled the score for tearing down my door today? ]

Erha? The little Taoist was puzzled. There were a few black lines on his forehead. Before he could sigh, he was thrown to the ground. When he looked up, he saw a dog's face in front of him, staring at him fiercely.

“Awoo, awoo…”

"Erha? Where are you from?" The little Taoist priest looked at Erha with dead fish eyes and asked.

"Ahhh, what do you care about me? What does it have to do with you? Robbery, hand over the valuables?"

Little Taoist:............

Zheng Anning:........