flstandardbreds Chapter 315: Can the comments be so coherent?
Chapter 315: Can the comments be so coherent?
There were a wide variety of snacks, all with a very uniform style, no matter how they were presented or how they were presented, with a kind of exquisite sloppiness, even down to the style of the plates.
Which good person puts fried chicken in an enamel cup with Lei Feng's head? Puts sushi in an old Chinese plate with the Chinese character "喜" on it? Puts a bunch of green onions in a Japanese-style flat plate?
Not to mention the messy sushi that was delicately tied with finely chopped green onions, and topped with thick cheese sprinkled with chili powder and served with prawns.
Who taught you to match like this?
Dong Dongdong and Xuan Miaoqing on TV, Su Yuchen and Zhao Xiaojing in front of the screen, Su's father and mother, all had the same expression of old people on the subway looking at their phones.
Wu Lesheng was obviously very familiar with the boss. While he ate brain sushi with green onions and mustard without changing his expression, he asked the boss in Jiangcheng dialect about the recent business.
Qin Zhichu removed the green onion tied to the sushi, calmly picked up the messy rolled sushi, dipped it in mustard, and stuffed it into her mouth.
Dong Dongdong gritted his teeth, imitated Wu Lesheng's expression of being ready to die, and swallowed the sushi in one bite.
Then, the facial features went from being confused, to staring in amazement, to gradually enjoying it.
Xuan Miaoqing followed suit and stuffed one in without dipping it in mustard. Her expression changed from curiosity to confusion, and finally to contemplation.
“Is this really edible?”
"I really work hard to make money."
Zhao Xiaojing and Su Yuchen were both fascinated by it.
“How should I put it? This brain sushi may look a bit strange, but it tastes very good. It melts in your mouth and is soft like tofu. It becomes spicy after adding mustard, and it is paired with green onions. Hmm, it has something special!” Dong Dongdong tilted his head and gave the explanation, while Xuan Miaoqing smiled and nodded madly on the side.
"The legendary nonsense literature?" Su Yuchen was surprised.
"Does he know what he is talking about?" Zhao Xiaojing was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.
"It's okay, boss. The reviews of this brain sushi have always been polarized. Try something else and you'll be surprised." Wu Lesheng glanced at the two of them and quite naturally moved the brain sushi in front of them and placed it in front of him and Qin Zhichu.
Xuan Miaoqing and Dong Dongdong on the opposite side visibly breathed a sigh of relief, and Dong Dongdong even bowed to Wu Lesheng several times.
Zhao Xiaojing and Su Yuchen laughed like crazy. It turned out that Dong Dongdong was acting! Comedians are indeed actors, and their acting skills are unfathomable.
"Mmm! This is delicious! This is chewy!"
"This is absolutely amazing!" Dong Dongdong praised the Chinese sausage and pork bone ramen.
"Don't mention it. Although the appearance and combination are amazing, it actually tastes surprisingly delicious." Xuan Miaoqing was amazed by the spicy version of cheese cream prawns.
After being bombarded with brain sushi, the two began to eat other snacks with great passion, as if they were resurrected and devoured them in no time.
The first episode of the variety show ended with the four people chatting by the campfire after they had eaten and drunk their fill. At the campfire, the four people began to expose each other's secrets, and it was like a sitcom.
After watching the show, Zhao Xiaojing and Su Yuchen had deep doubts about the nature of the variety show.
Is this really a food variety show? Isn’t it an abstract comedy variety show?
The two of them had to leave for Jiangcheng early the next morning. Su Yuchen originally wanted to chat with his parents more, but just at ten o'clock, his mother sent him back to his room to sleep on the grounds that he had to get up early the next day. She asked for the car keys and went outside to pack things for the two of them.
Zhao Xiaojing had already bought the membership. Knowing that Su Yuchen was thinking about her, she clicked on the extended version as soon as she entered the room, and moved the progress bar to the part where Xuan Miaoqing took Su Yuchen's guitar.
"Great, it wasn't cut out, you're here too! Look!" The extended version of the video not only includes Xuan Miaoqing playing and singing "Broken Horse", but the part where Xuan Miaoqing plays and Su Yuchen sings is also completely retained. Zhao Xiaojing happily pulls up Su Yuchen who is packing his suitcase.
"Did you give me a face lift? I'm so white, without any flaws?"
"Is this the point? But now that you mention it, it's true. The whiteness is translucent. No wonder celebrities look so good on camera." Zhao Xiaojing was quickly misled.
"Wow! Someone praised me in the barrage!"
"Where is it?" Although the program had just been aired, there were unexpectedly many people who recharged to watch the extended version, so there were quite a few barrages. Zhao Xiaojing didn't pay attention and just turned on 5% of the upper half of the barrages as usual. When Su Yuchen said this, she immediately looked up and started looking for it on the screen.
"That red one I just passed. Wow, here's another one! [Predicting this woman will be popular], haha, well said! Mirror, turn it on 1% and take a look!"
"You are just so conceited!" Zhao Xiaojing complained with disgust. Without slowing down, she immediately opened all the barrages.
"There are quite a lot of people watching this variety show." After opening all of them, the comments became even denser, almost blocking out the people's faces.
The two of them watched intently with their eyes wide open. At the beginning, most of the people in the front were reminiscing about the glory of Xuan Miaoqing's participation in the competition, and a small number of people were copying the lyrics. There were only two or three lines related to Su Yuchen, and it was quite difficult for the two of them to find them.
Later, some people started to make suggestions about Su Yuchen's singing voice and store opening model, which aroused public ridicule and began to criticize her in the barrage of comments. There was no need to look for her now, as it all turned into a war of words.
[The one singing is the boss, right? Why did he think of opening a restaurant and a bar to have resident singers? If he does a live broadcast, he can earn back the money he makes from the rice bowls in a month in a few minutes!]
[Can you make it back in a few minutes? Show me how much you can earn. If you don’t have common sense, go out and count how many bars on the street have closed down before you speak!]
[Haha, I opened three clean-up bars ten years ago. It was easier to make money then than it is now. I made 6 million in three years and sold all the stores. I probably had tens of millions in assets at the time. It was true that I had to seize the opportunity.]
[Brother, you said it was ten years ago. Ten years ago, I donated a school to our city! Why are you showing off your superiority?]
[As we all know, Bai Tao’s per capita income was one million ten years ago]
[Saying that you can’t make money means you don’t have the ability. You didn’t have good vision and the business went bankrupt. Isn’t that strange? Haha, you know I can’t make money? Have I talked to you? I’m just kidding.]
[Then did the boss ask for your advice? You are just a fool here. Others who run a restaurant with fried dumplings make a lot more money than you. You are a technical secondary school student, right?]
[No, what did that guy just mean? Did the technical secondary school student offend you?]
Zhao Xiaojing and Su Yuchen were confused again. What kind of inexplicable brawl was this? How could a barrage of comments be so coherent? How come everyone was involved in the quarrel and no one watched the video?
The two people who were originally enjoying finding the barrage suddenly lost all interest.
"I'd better go pack up. Do you want to watch it?" Zhao Xiaojing turned off the barrage.
"I'd better listen to my mother and go to bed early and get up early." Su Yuchen shook his head and dived into the bed.
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