flstandardbreds Chapter 531: Revenge
Chapter 531: Revenge
June 2019, 6, is three days before my 21th birthday. It is also the day with the strongest yang energy in the year, the summer solstice.
The summer solstice is the tenth solar term in the twenty-four solar terms, corresponding to the winter solstice. Generally speaking,
It represents the day with the longest and hottest daytime in the year, and also the day with the most sunshine hours.
There is a traditional belief that the power of the sun god reaches its peak on this day.
At the same time, because it is the end of the plum rain season, the rice in the farmland, whether it is harvested twice a year or three times a year, has reached the critical time point for planting and growing. Therefore, people generally offer some sacrifices to pray to the gods for protection in the hope of a good weather and good harvest in the second half of the year.
In the Kyoto area, a number of festival ceremonies are held every summer solstice, such as summer purification, drinking water without moon, wearing straw wheels, and purifying the body with paper dolls.
In addition, the store also launches various seasonal limited products, such as Japanese confectionery, popsicles, ice cream, and yokan. My favorite is the limited edition matcha flavored ice cream from last year. I wonder if it is still available this year.
The above is all nonsense. It is useless. It is all information about the summer solstice that can be found by searching on the Internet and organizing the language randomly.
If you tell it to others during a conversation, you will be considered showing off your knowledge and being boring. If you write it in a paper, the teacher will criticize it for having a high plagiarism rate and being too general. Even if you say it in an empty room, you will feel ridiculous.
In addition, I am also thinking about many things that are meaningless to the main plot, branch plot, and branch plot of life.
For example, the wind, the clouds, the flowers, the mushrooms in the corner, the moss growing on the steps at the corner 300 meters ahead on the street after the rain, and the thing on the windowsill that looks like a bird, sounds like a bird, and is becoming more and more bird-like, but is actually not a bird.
For example, I have actually been thinking about whether dinosaurs appeared first in the world, or dinosaur eggs appeared first.
As we all know, chickens and birds are descendants of dinosaurs, so I might as well start thinking about these questions in one step.
Wait, if that's the case, then the dream I once had of being chased by a dinosaur seems to be a very delicate matter...
In short, my brain is full of useless junk information. There is only one reason for this - I can't use Gojo Satoru's infinite space to instill junk information into myself, so I just need to actively absorb it.
Because, this morning, at 2019:6:21:7 am on June 35, 28, I woke up from my sleep, and the moment I opened my eyes, I remembered my past life.
Well, it’s not quite accurate to say it was a previous life. A more precise statement is that like the protagonist in “Reboot: Life”, I lived again as “Suzuki Yuri” and then remembered what happened when I first lived as “Suzuki Yuri”.
Outside of my short 20 years of life, there were 25 years when I was free and then returned to my body.
This feeling is like a puzzle that was originally mostly empty, with only the frame left, and was instantly put together, placed in front of you perfectly, and almost full to the point of overflowing.
I remember everything that happened at that time!
Same parents, completely different life trajectories, no wonder...
No wonder I always have a sense of déjà vu even though it is my first time experiencing something. I can understand things I have never learned after just one or two glances. I have just come to live in a big city, but I don’t feel any sense of discomfort at all. I also have a sense of trust towards people I have never met.
But, but, yes! It would be better if I didn't remember it. I'm so embarrassed that I want to die.
"Excuse me, are the two teachers Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru? Can you do some stamp collecting with me?"
I actually called Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru "Teacher". I actually respectfully called Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru "Teacher". !!!!!! I called out these two words that I could never say in my life!
"Please add my contact information, teacher. I will definitely restore your beauty to its fullest and send it to your phone!"
Hehe, whose beauty? Whose beauty? ! Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru's? You are praising them so crazily and mindlessly. Did they save your life, Suzuki Yuri? When you lose your memory, can't you be more motivated? !
"Excuse me, Mr. Xia Yu, can you please pinch my neck and call me a stinky monkey?"
"And... Teacher Gojo, can you please shout out - I am the only one who rules the world?"
"Because it will sound cool when it comes out of your mouth!"
"Uh... can you... act a little more fierce. It's just that you haven't shown your disgust and loathing at all." If he dared to show it, he would have to wait for me to hunt him down!
"But, she is she, and I am me. Even if we look alike, we are still two different people in essence. It would be better for you to distinguish us clearly."
"I'm sure her spirit in heaven wouldn't want to see this happen. You should get over your pain as soon as possible!"
Not only did he curse himself to death, but he also asked them to distinguish between his dead self and his living self. Is there anything more stupid than this in the world? !
Damn it, damn it, damn it. From the time we met before the New Year to now on the summer solstice, they didn’t think of telling me the truth. Instead, they took advantage of my amnesia and did so many unforgivable things.
"I just felt a little emotional. The interaction between the two teachers was so realistic." What the hell, why should I regret saying they were not realistic enough? These people are almost not human anymore. They are not as beautiful, strong and miserable as in the comics. It's too OOC. Under the clutches of these people, I am the only one who is pitiful!
"Levi in Attack on Titan, Captain Erwin, Gin and Amuro Toru in Detective Conan, Reiji Mitsurugi and Naruhodo in Ace Attorney, Rengoku Kyojuro in Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba, and Doppo Kunikida in Bungo Stray Dogs... Any of them, if picked out individually, wouldn't be worse than the characters in Jukai, right?"
In front of them, I shamelessly told them that I wanted to find eighteen 2D boyfriends. I was going to be socially disastrous!
Six months, a full six months have passed.
Not only did these people not think of telling me the truth, but they took advantage of my amnesia and intensified their pranks on me.
Gojo Satoru's phone has a full 512GB of storage. Last time, I heard him complain that the storage is not big enough and he wants to change to a 1TB one. He stored things in it under the pretext of learning from me, so how many of the photo albums, recordings and videos in it are my black history!
The same goes for Geto Suguru, the evil fox with a black heart.
Every time Gojo Satoru took out his phone, his eyes would glow with cunningness, and he would then try to trick me into saying something that was completely illogical and embarrassing. He must have expected this to happen!
How on earth do they have the nerve to accuse me of blocking and deleting them?
If you encounter such a suspicious scum, it would not be an exaggeration to tie him to a thousand-pound stone, put him in a sack, and throw him into Tokyo Bay to drift into the sewer to rot and stink.
It’s a pity that last time the singer came to chat with me and dragged me into the “Scumbag Complaints” to passionately insult these two guys, I actually spoke up for them and refuted her a few words.
No wonder her expression was so weird at that time. Her face was green, with a little blue in the green, and a little purple in the blue. There was also a look of pity and lamentation.
Now that I think about it, she probably thought that my brain was completely broken... Next time I go to Kyoto, I should just ask someone to kneel down and apologize.
As for that bastard Fushiguro Shinobu.
He always says he is my elder brother, but in the end he does things that are not what an elder brother should do.
Without even saying hello, he ordered ten male models for me.
It would be fine if they were just a few points, but their styles are weirder than each other, with weird hairstyles, enchanting eyes, strange looks, and unclear sexual orientation.
After being caught, he even blamed it on the aesthetics of the new era, saying that people of our generation like things that are so "trendy". Damn trends, I was mistaken for a man wearing women's clothes. I'm a cross-dresser, okay?
Also! When introducing herself before the Chinese New Year, she knew that "My Grandson Princess" was a pseudonym she made up by Kong Shiyu when she was escaping from a hunt, but she actually used it as her own name.
He didn't even want to change it to Shiji!
Every time he saw me trying to call his name, he looked so embarrassed and at a loss. I guess he was actually grinning with pride behind my back!
And there was Nozomi, she also learned bad things from them! I remember that Huiyuan and Nanami wanted to say something to me several times, but she pulled them away.
Every time she sees me, she brings a bunch of little dresses and asks me to dress them up, and takes photos with her. If I refuse, she imitates Gojo Satoru and acts pitiful!
In addition, there is Riko Koharu. From the moment she heard me on the phone about meeting Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru, all her reactions were very suspicious. This guy must have known about it for a long time.
My parents too!
So I was the only one who was kept in the dark for the past six months. What is this, The Truman Show?!
This group of people...this group of people...this group of people are simply unforgivable!
How hateful, how hateful, how hateful! How can this be fixed!
Sitting on my bed in my room, I grabbed my hair frantically, so embarrassed that I almost wanted to find a hole to dig and bury myself in.
But even this point was actually predicted by Gojo Satoru at the beginning.
Ahhhh, how can I be the only one who is so socially frustrated? How can this be! I want revenge too!
Now, even if I die, I will drag a group of people into this water and let them see how powerful I am!
Let’s start with the ones who have committed the most sins: Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru, and Shinobu Fushiguro.
As for why he didn't die when the world had clearly completed the great integration and it felt like his soul had dissipated, how he came to be alive, how he restarted his life from the state of a baby, why he lost his memory, and why he suddenly recovered his memory today, it seems that only the bird on the windowsill can answer these questions.
By the way, I have felt that this kind of bird is very familiar since I was a child. It seems that I have always seen it in various places and occasions.
Because the time span was as long as twenty years, I never thought it was the same bird. At most, I thought it was just a popular breed.
Now it seems that it was definitely that guy who changed!
It is obviously not a bird, but it insists on pretending to be one and even chirping, trying to get away with it in this way.
"Hehe." I got off the bed and rushed to the window sill, staring at those green bean-like eyes, and said through gritted teeth, "Don't you have anything to say to me now, Lord God?"
"Chirp, chirp? Chirp! Chirp~" The little mouth on the bird's beak opened and closed. It tilted its head, looking particularly innocent and pitiful, as if to say - "I am a poor little bird. I don't know anything."
“I remember everything now!” I rolled my eyes, and simply reached out to hold Him in my hand, asking angrily, “What’s going on?”
"How did I survive? Didn't the world fusion succeed? And why can I live in the same place as everyone else? You should at least give me an explanation, right?"
“…That’s exactly what happened.” After a moment of silent staring, He blinked and said with a hint of reluctance, “There’s still a small piece of your soul left. I pulled it back to 1999 and put it into your mother’s belly, and then you were born again.”
"To be precise, you are indeed dead." His small eyes revealed a bit of cunning and pride, "But, this is because of my cleverness and foresight that I successfully rescued you."
"What about world fusion?"
"It's stopped at 99%. As long as someone does a little maintenance every year, it won't be a problem at all."
"Gojo Satoru and the others should have come to look for me, but they haven't been able to find me for more than ten years. It must be because of your obstruction."
I glanced at his bird head and gave my analysis, "And then, you all happened to show up on the night before New Year's Eve. I guess you guys had planned this beforehand!"
"......That's free labor, why not use it?" He said, "I was narrow-minded before, but now I think that the work of sorcerers is to maintain world peace anyway, so it's okay to let them do it."
“That’s free labor, if you don’t use it, it will go to waste,” He said.
"What free labor." This labor is really free.
I took a deep breath, tried to maintain a smile, and asked Him, "Despite this, Lord God, I still want to ask you something."
"What's the matter?"
"When you appeared in front of me before, you were always in human form. Why is it that now, I have never seen your human form once?"
god:"........"
"The power has been weakened..." I asked, "So I will die?"
“No!” His voice was filled with a kind of frustration and disdain. “Do you think I’m that useless? I can still live for a very, very long time, okay?”
"So, that means... you still have a chance of winning against Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru, and Shinobu Fushiguro?"
"That's hard to say." He answered reluctantly, "I definitely can't kill it, but..."
"But it's still possible to trip them up a bit, right?"
".......what you up to."
I sneered and replied grimly, "You will know soon."