Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

Chapter 441: Become a cat, 5 enlightenments!

As we all know, in this world, embarrassment can be divided into many kinds.

Some people feel embarrassed for others.

For example, in the middle of the night one day, you receive a love confession text message and a selfie in which you pose in what you think is a very sexy way. But you miss the deadline to reply and he can only cry and say that he will never send the wrong message again and beg you not to hit his colleague.

Some are embarrassed for themselves.

For example, in an open class held at school, the teacher asked students to raise their hands and speak actively. You actually didn’t know what the answer was, but just raised your hand following the crowd, and felt at ease thinking that you had rehearsed it and nothing would go wrong. As a result, the teacher happened to call on your name and asked you to answer the question.

So, you can only stand up and look at your teacher silently in the classroom with dozens of people watching.

I think this is the downside of having a name that is too common.

In addition, in the company lobby, when your female colleague accidentally falls while standing on the stairs, you try to go over to save her, but accidentally knock over the wig of your boss who is standing next to you. When he tries to put it back on as if nothing happened, you have to remind him that he put it on the wrong place, which doubles the embarrassment.

Sometimes, this embarrassment will even cause a chain reaction.

For example, when you make a fool of yourself, you will feel the embarrassment of the person who is embarrassed for you. In this stagnant atmosphere, you will both feel overwhelmed and make even more embarrassing mistakes.

For example, now.

Sometimes, I think having an overly good memory is also a defect.

Just like when I mention my boss, the first thing that comes to my mind is his Mediterranean hairstyle and that poor quality wig, whenever I see Gojo Satoru's face... Ahhhhhhh, I'm really going to die!

Just now, after doing so much mental preparation, just when I was about to continue talking to Gojo Satoru, his pants fell off by themselves.

I fell down by myself!!!!!

Although he quickly grabbed the belt, and his shirt was long enough to cover everything perfectly, it was still a deadly vicious cycle.

Ahhhh, Suzuki Yuri, what on earth is in your stupid head, garbage? Can you please stop letting your thoughts run wild like a gangster?

Just now I was thinking that this thing would be more convenient than Goujuan’s words. Now I finally know why he is not allowed to speak!

However, I can still control my mouth, but no one has ever told me how to control my brain... Once you know something, it is difficult to return to a state of ignorance.

You can't just arrest people and sterilize them, right? !

"I think," I walked to the door with my face against the wall, and said to Gojo Satoru, "for a while, we should not meet again."

"Eh......?" Gojo Satoru was stunned and asked in confusion, "What are you talking about?"

He was originally standing about three meters away, but after hearing what I said, he walked towards me step by step, muttering in dissatisfaction: "Why do you make me sound like the poor creature you're about to dump?"

"You can't show your face anymore!" I put a finger on his shoulder and said loudly, "If you don't want to run around naked in public like a pervert, don't let me see you!"

After saying this, the air strangely stagnated for three seconds.

Tentatively, I raised my gaze ten centimeters upwards, just to the level of his Adam's apple.

“Am I that good-looking?”

"what?"

Gojo Satoru, who accidentally exposed himself, didn't seem to have any psychological burden. He spread his hands and asked calmly, "Yuri-chan, not only do you want to see it yourself, but you also want me to be watched in public?"

I:"........."

I don't think this is what I want to express...

“Yeah, yeah.” Gojo Satoru crossed his arms and sighed slowly. He shook his head and said, “I know.”

What do you know?

"A handsome guy like me with a great body is not comparable to any random cat or dog. You must be so excited that you say such nonsense."

"But, Lily, don't just keep saying you won't meet. You know... so... otherwise, I will..."

Gojo Satoru continued to talk a lot, but it barely entered my brain.

It's easy to tell with a little thought that this guy would never disappear from sight on his own initiative.

So, I'm trying to convince myself that accidentally seeing people around me is not a big deal.

In the first season of the anime, didn’t my goddess and idol, Glass, strip off Yuji and prepare for dissection? She remained calm and composed throughout the whole process, without even a single psychological fluctuation.

On the contrary, now, my overreaction is more likely to cause someone to laugh at me, like a young girl who has never seen the world.

Thinking of this, I took a deep breath. When I opened my eyes, I suddenly saw Gojo Satoru's face very close to me. He tilted his head, and his blue eyes were staring at me without blinking.

"So, Lily, are you listening to me?"

I blinked and came back to my senses.

It seemed like... something about not being able to say no to meeting, and asking me how I got out of the prison gate...

I get angry when I hear the three words "Yumenjiang".

They locked me up without saying anything for no reason. I tried almost all of my 36 strategies, but still couldn't get them to talk. It was even more infuriating than the last time they were followed.

Also, tracking, imprisonment, any one of these words is very suspicious, and any one of them could result in several years in jail.

Is there anything they dare not do? Is there anything they cannot do? What are they planning to do next? Is there any law?

"Why do you care how I got out?" I avoided his gaze, rolled my eyes angrily, and said unhappily, "I'm going to settle the score with you now!"

In order to ensure that these two people would not do anything to "protect" my personal safety after learning how "Dream Fulfillment" works, I decided not to tell them about this for the time being.

Of course the main reason was that I was still angry and couldn’t seem to explain clearly what was going on.

"Settle the score?" Gojo Satoru paused, thinking back to what I just said, "So, you want to punish me by breaking up with me and never seeing each other again?"

"No." I said expressionlessly, "It's not that cheap."

"It will only be fair if you experience my pain."

As I said that, I picked up the prison gate and waved it in front of him. After putting it back in my pocket, I shouted to him, "Become a cat, Gojo Satoru!"