Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

Chapter 399 Rabbit Ears

Note: This chapter is two chapters in one

Xia Youjie and I almost didn't sleep the whole night.

I don't know what his mental state is like, but mine is super fine.

Last night, we flew all the way from Mount Kilimanjaro back to Tokyo and landed at almost twelve o'clock.

I had already sent the students back to sleep, and we sat down calmly in the barbecue restaurant that had been booked to have a midnight snack. For the rest of the night, I was basically immersed in my own prank, and I was so excited that I couldn't sleep at all.

As expected, it is happiest to build your own happiness on the suffering of others.

When I think about the scene that Gojo Satoru will face when he wakes up tomorrow, I can't stop smiling from ear to ear.

So this morning when I went to borrow the kitchen from Megumi Fushiguro to make breakfast for them, I also made one for Gojo Satoru.

But when they heard that the extra portion was for Gojo Satoru, Meowgumi and Yuji seemed to have misunderstood and thought that my temper was good enough to repay that guy with kindness.

"If you need it, Sister Youxin," Megumi seemed to have made up her mind and said to me seriously, "I can steal the Tennihoko and lend you the Jade Dog. I'll give you both."

"Sister Youxin, use this to beat up Teacher Gojo."

Me: “..........” Hahahaha… What should I say? The child’s intention was good, but I had already executed it badly.

"It's okay." I waved my hands, trying not to laugh, and said to them, "I've already retaliated in my own way."

"By the way." Before leaving, I reminded him, "Remember to check the messages in the group later."

I took a ton of photos.

Having said that, I walked straight towards the office, ready to take a few more embarrassing photos of Gojo Satoru when he wakes up.

It turned out that not only the principal was here, but even Jie and the principal were there.

"You...all have something to ask me?" Principal Ye Mo, who always liked to stay at home and do handicrafts and was not very popular and ignored by students, looked at us puzzledly. He just picked up the water cup to take a sip when he saw Gojo Satoru appear at the door.

To be precise, he was wearing a modified French maid dress that just reached above his knees, with white stockings on his slender and straight legs. The pink and white cat ears on his head were twitching, and the bell hanging on the choker around his neck was making crisp sounds in the wind...Gojo Satoru.

Not only that, after I dressed up this guy's face, two black circles, one on the left and one on the right, as big as pandas, were evenly applied around his eyes with great presence. His face was smeared with thick purple blush, his lips were painted with blingbling deathly Barbie pink, and finally decorated with cat whiskers on both sides.

As for the question of why Gojo Satoru's makeup lasts so long after washing, I can only say that the cosmetics that Nozomi lent me are really good.

There's no way around it, his looks are just too great, and if I didn't try so hard to tamper with them, he would still be too handsome.

“Poof…!!!!” But poor Principal Ye Moth spat out all the tea, then covered his chest and started coughing violently, “Cough cough cough cough cough!!!!”

“Cough cough cough… cough cough…” He couldn’t catch his breath and uttered a few words intermittently, “Wu… you…”

"Hey~ Principal, good morning." Gojo Satoru greeted him calmly, even lifting up her skirt, pushing aside the strands of hair on her forehead, and leaning against the door to strike a stylish pose.

"So, are you satisfied with what you see?" he said. "The sacrifices they made are really, really, really great."

“I say.” Principal Ye Moth’s head must have been buzzing with pain. He stood up, slapped the table, and asked loudly, “Wu, is there water in your brain?!”

"What are you thinking of doing here dressed like this? Summer isn't even here yet and you're going to participate in the Halloween parade?!"

"I haven't even told you about what happened yesterday, so what's so crazy about what you're saying today?!"

"Eh..." Gojo Satoru didn't feel anything wrong after being scolded like this. He walked in with his arms folded, and sat down with his legs crossed facing Fushiguro Shige, who seemed to be in a good mood. Then he looked at me with a sense of presence and said meaningfully, "Principal, why did I become like this? Shouldn't you ask Youxin and Jie?"

"Did you do it?" Principal Ye Moth was stunned.

I felt a little guilty when he looked at me, so I quietly explained to him, "It's just a small revenge."

"What do you mean by a little revenge?" Gojo Satoru continued to complain behind me, "You took advantage of me being drunk and unable to resist to do this to me. That's really too much!"

"Hey, what do you mean by 'this and that'? Can you please speak normally?" I retorted unhappily, "If someone didn't know, they would think we did something to you."

But, hasn't Gojo Satoru's common sense been modified? Jie's curse will make him subconsciously think that wearing a maid outfit and makeup is a normal thing. In his eyes, he will feel that there is no difference between me and usual.

I thought it would last longer, but it stopped working so soon?

"Hey, Jay." I turned sideways and whispered to him, "Didn't you say that the curse can last at least until noon?"

"Emm... This is probably related to the principle of hypnosis." Xiayou Jie and Gojo Satoru looked at each other, smiled and looked away, then lowered his head to explain to me, "Although the curse is indeed effective. But if the hypnotized person realizes that there is a problem with his cognition, he will wake up."

"As for Satoru, he probably went out and met other people, and quickly deduced what happened to him from their reactions."

"Well then..." I felt a little regretful that I didn't get to see Gojo Satoru looking at Principal Ye Moth with a confused face, and complained, "Why are you so smart at this time?"

"Youxin." I don't know when Gojo Satoru came over and inserted himself between me and Jie. His smile was very kind, but his actions didn't show any gentleness at all. "When have I ever been stupid?"

"And." He leaned down, put his hands on my forehead, and asked in a puzzled tone, "Is there anything that must be said only to Jay? I can't listen to it?"

"........"

Ah, a chill ran down my spine.

But I think reason is on my side, and there is nothing to feel guilty about facing Gojo Satoru.

So I bravely pulled his hand off, straightened my chest and raised my head to face him, and said without any fear: "I'm not whispering."

"We were just discussing why Jay's curse didn't work on you."

"Ha." Gojo Satoru said, "So, you're just so happy to admit that you cast a curse on me?"

"Yes, that's not the case." I became very confident, "You were the one who wronged me first."

"Then you do the first day and I do the fifteenth. What's the big deal?"

Compared to this guy who took me thousands of miles away and almost froze me to death, I can be considered a saint for just giving him a small punishment!

"But what you did is so childish." Gojo Satoru yelled, "And Jie, you must have been waiting for this day for a long time! You even specially found a cursed spirit like this."

"You really did this because you're jealous that I'm more handsome than you!"

"Satoru." Xia Youjie put away his cell phone that was "clicking" and put it against his chin. The little fox hanging on it swayed with his movements. He smiled brightly, "It seems that no one has ever admitted that you are more handsome than me."

"When it comes to popularity, I'm generally recognized to be better than you." He said, "I'm also the most popular teacher."

"That's because Haibara and Nanami didn't participate and Little Eyes likes to do things behind the scenes, so they chose you."

"You sound more like you're jealous. You're already so angry that you're talking without thinking."

While the two were exchanging sharp words, their mentor, Principal Ye Moth, who was sitting at his desk, took a deep breath, and finally mustered the courage to lift his face from his hands, then turned sadly to... me?

"Youxin." He asked in a vicissitudes of life, "Are you taking revenge on Wu or on me?"

I:"........."

Uh, hahahaha.....revenge on you was just an accident. Mainly because I thought the principal's reaction to Gojo Satoru would be very interesting, so I couldn't help but persecute him. I rarely have such opportunities...It's over, it's over. It seems that I am really going further and further down the road of being a problem child...

"Youxin!" Gojo Satoru, who had just finished a quarrel with Geto Suguru, suddenly rushed over, pulled the flesh on both sides of my cheeks, and asked loudly, "Tell me, who is more handsome and more attractive, me or Geto? Tell me, tell me!"

"Jay." I said without a second's thought, "It's definitely Jay, definitely Jay, there's no doubt about it."

"Wrong answer." He continued to pull unsatisfiedly, saying, "Hurry up and say I'm more handsome."

"Not only Jay, I've said that everyone here, Jay, even Principal Ye Moth, is more handsome than you." I turned my head to look at the desk, "Principal..."

Eh? Where's the principal?

"It seems that when we mentioned who is the more popular teacher." Xia Youjie smiled with narrowed eyes, staring at the door and said, "The principal stood up and walked away."

Me: “........” Ah this.

Another achievement in life is forcing the principal out of the principal's office.

"Yushin!" Gojo Satoru pinched the flesh on my cheek and said angrily, "I want compensation. Give me compensation."

"Compensation...what...compensation?" Because of his actions, I couldn't utter a complete sentence. I tilted my head back with difficulty, trying to get out of his attack range. "Didn't I already compensate you?"

"What compensation?"

"It went into your stomach." I said, "Come on, I've given you food, can't I shut you up?"

Humph, I will bring more breakfast for Gojo Satoru, not because I am submissive and have a good temper and will repay evil with kindness.

On the contrary, only by doing this can I show my broad-mindedness.

Look at him, he just lay down and fell asleep after causing trouble. But what about me? I even considered that the culprit had nothing to eat and left him a breakfast.

Doesn't this show that I am kind-hearted?

But Gojo Satoru didn't buy it at all.

"Let's put it this way." He groaned, "If you want, I can make you a loving breakfast tomorrow morning."

"No." I said, "I'm afraid you'll poison me in there and kill me."

And that damn loving breakfast, there is no love in it at all, it's just full of malice from me, okay?

"But he met Nanami, Haibara, Naoko, and Ijichi along the way. If the word of this cross-dressing pervert gets out, your personal reputation will be ruined!" He complained, "No, you have to take responsibility."

"How can you ruin something that doesn't even exist?" I said expressionlessly, "Besides, you mentioned your reputation, why didn't you mention mine?!"

I get angry when this is mentioned.

She pulled his hand away, poked his shoulder, and sneered, "You are just wearing women's clothes, what's the big deal? You act as if you have never done it before, but what about me?!"

"I'm an innocent person, and first there was a rumor that I was so angry that I couldn't get the girl I wanted that I stabbed someone, and then a man proposed to me out of nowhere, and you and Geto Xiayou acted out a love triangle in front of so many people on the street. I really want to thank you two."

"My reputation now has become that of a scumbag who has multiple boyfriends and likes to have a harem and still isn't satisfied!"

I spoke louder and louder, getting more and more excited, and finally asked loudly, "Then what will happen next? Will I become Ito Makoto and be killed by Katsura Kotonoha?!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Gojo Satoru blinked, Geto Suguru's eyes flickered, and even Fushiguro Jyouji sat up straight.

The room became unprecedentedly quiet.

Eh...? Wait.

Did I just say something careless and reveal something terrible... It's all because Geto Suguru's curse is so suggestive!

"Youxin." Gojo Satoru put his hand down and said to me seriously, "Little kids, don't watch that kind of stuff."

"Ahem." Xia Youjie walked up to him. The two of them were on the same page. He nodded and said, "Yes, Youxin."

"You said it's fine to watch some normal relationships between men and women, but don't let yourself be drawn into scumbags."

Why are you discussing this with me with such a righteous face! And how come you, who has never even watched Higurashi, have also watched School Days? ? ? ?

"Anyway, anyway." I said angrily, my face flushed with anger, "Back to the topic just now, I don't want to take any shitty responsibility, Gojo Satoru, go wash your face, and we're even, that's it!"

"Hmm..." He narrowed his eyes, curled his lips and smiled, and asked, "Is this really the end?"

"What else do you want?"

"Let me make it clear first—" He deliberately dragged out the words, his tone meaningful, "If I have any evidence against you in the future, Youxin, I will not be polite."

"Oh, by the way." He walked to the door, turned back and smiled brightly, stared at me and said, "I like rabbit ears more than cat ears~"