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Chapter 395 Revenge



Chapter 395 Revenge

Mount Kilimanjaro is located in northeastern Africa.

It is not only the highest peak in the continent, but also known as the "Roof of Africa". It covers an area of ​​756 square kilometers and is the only mountain located near the equator with snow on top all year round.

If I were to condense all my impressions into one book, it would probably be just the Hemingway work that I didn't finish reading in college.

It was a short story, not very long, and seemed to be written around "death" and "imminent death". I was a little sensitive to such words at the time, and I didn't even finish reading it.

Now, I am standing here, more than 6,000 kilometers away from the place where I first read the book. Is there such a scenery described in the book?

Continuous mountains, huge dormant craters, crystal clear ice columns, cash crops planted on the hillsides, rich animal and plant resources and tropical scenery that cannot be compared with other regions.

If you are lucky, you might see elephants, lions and giraffes.

But the moment I learned I was on Mount Kilimanjaro, my whole body went numb.

No wonder it's so cold here.

No wonder I couldn’t connect to the Internet, my cell phone had no signal at all, and I couldn’t even find any trace of a human being.

No wonder it took Jay so long to fly over even though he had already been positioned. If calculated based on this distance, his speed was already faster than the most advanced aircraft, so it really couldn't be considered slow.

And I, who had never even stepped out of Asia in my life, flew to Africa in the blink of an eye. What was I doing here? To watch wild animals migrating on the grassland?

If I were interested, I would rather stay at home on the sofa and watch "Planet Earth" on TV on the weekend. Instead of coming here to be abused in the middle of the night, Gojo Satoru, thank you very much, really.

Although you didn't let me accompany you to catch jellyfish under the sea, it's almost the same. When I get back, I will change my social account to "Angry Octopus Sister"!

"Youxin." Xiayou Jie put away the light and slightly smaller cursed spirit that looked like a hummingbird that he had brought with him, and summoned a cursed spirit that was four meters long, with a flat and wide back, and shaped like a manta ray. He explained to me, "Although its speed will be a little slower, the flight process will be much smoother."

The tone used is still the same as when promoting products.

I suspect that even if this guy joins a sales company, he can become the top salesman within a month or so.

I have never seen this cursed spirit before. Speaking of which, he seems to have accumulated a lot of cursed spirits during his years as a teacher. There must be thousands of them...

But when he came, he was in a hurry to find us, so he had to hurry. Now that we have found him, there is no need to rush back.

So, Geto Suguru and I each took one side and carried Gojo Satoru, who was lying there quietly with his eyes closed, and put him on the back of the cursed spirit.

When I finally found a signal halfway and was able to call Shen'er to report my safety, three and a half hours had passed since I had eaten meat at the barbecue restaurant.

Number of missed calls displayed: 7.

I have a bad feeling in my heart.

I pursed my lips and called back. As soon as the call was connected, I heard a series of questions from the other end: "I say, you are really outstanding. You didn't answer the phone for three hours and eloped with Gojo Satoru?"

"Elope!" I looked at the endless plains below, herds of zebras galloping across the river, and even heard the howling of prairie wolves in the distance. I was so angry, "Who can elope like me?"

The most unromantic elopement I have ever imagined would be like that of Romeo and Juliet, where the two of them ran arm in arm in the jungle at night, despite the pressure of opposition from the whole world, and finally stood under the moon and kissed.

Or like Jack and Rose, they could talk to each other on the deck of a sailing ship facing the sea.

The worst that can happen is wearing a wedding dress and getting on a bus or breaking into a coffee shop.

How is it possible that I can stand in the cold wind and scold some guys face to face for their inhumane behavior!

"Do you know where I am now?!" I rolled my eyes and shouted at him, "Africa! Africa! There's not even a base station set up in this place, do you think I can answer your call?! I'm Ma Liang with the magic brush, right? I'm making something up for you."

"......Africa?" He was speechless for a rare moment, and asked in disbelief, "Gojo Satoru took you so far?"

Even Fushiguro Shijiro was shocked.

"If you hadn't insisted on mocking Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru for not being able to drink and sitting at the table with the kids, would this have happened?!" I asked angrily, "After all, you've known each other for so many years, don't you know whether they can drink or not, and what kind of moral character they have?!"

I feel that I am the most innocent person in the whole thing.

It was this guy who said that, and the two of them drank the wine because they couldn't resist the provocation. I have tried to persuade them, I have thought of measures, and I have even mixed in with the students of Kyoto School and acted as a bystander. I have done my best.

I don't even know why these three people drank. In the end, I was the one who suffered the most. Who could be more wronged than me?

"......." After three seconds, I heard him say with a hint of annoyance, "Who knew he could be so bad."

Me: “Haha.”

He was probably feeling a little guilty, so he lowered his voice and patiently listened to me complaining into the microphone with extremely strong resentment for a full fifteen minutes.

Then Shener started talking about what happened after I left.

Fortunately, Gojo Satoru was so fast that he left before anyone around him noticed, so there was no commotion.

I even called him several times, but none of my calls went through.

The students from Kyoto School waited with them for about half an hour before being sent back by Shen'er and Meegumi.

By the way, he charged all the expenses for booking the entire store to Gojo Satoru, and he planned to ask for it back when he saw him tomorrow.

It was not until I hung up the phone contentedly and saw the address and communication records displayed that I suddenly remembered that this was an international call, which was extremely expensive. The price per minute of a call could be several times more expensive than in China!

...even more angry!

And I will also blame all of this on Gojo Satoru.

"Ahem." Xia Youjie, who was sitting next to me, suddenly coughed twice, stared at me with an extremely unfriendly look and whispered in defense, "Youxin, I have to clarify something."

"The only one who does nothing after drinking is Wu," he said, "I am a pretty good drinker."

"Come on." I pointed at my eyes, stared at him with wide eyes, and glared at him, "Look at me, look straight at me, do you think I believe it?!"

If you two didn't have similar interests, how could you have been close friends for so many years?

He keeps saying that he is a good drinker, but after getting drunk, who knows if he will be even crazier than Gojo Satoru.

Geto Summer Oil: “….”

On the other side, Gojo Satoru was still sleeping.

The flying curse spirit is very large, and even though he is a big guy, he can still lie down completely flat.

Her hands were clasped on her stomach, her chest rose and fell, her breathing was steady, her expression was peaceful, and with her childlike face, she looked just like a baby sleeping in a cradle.

The result was such a terrible thing.

I gritted my teeth in hatred.

"Yuxin." At this moment, Xia Yujie glanced at Gojo Satoru, his eyes flashing. He pursed his lips and smiled, took out two pens from his pocket and handed them to me, and asked in a low voice, "Do you want to...retaliate?"

"If I miss this opportunity, Wu will never drink easily again." He lowered his voice, with a hint of temptation and eagerness, "This opportunity is rare."

I looked up and looked at him, a light flashed in my eyes, and I couldn't help but smile.

As expected of Geto Suguru, he showed no mercy when it came to cheating his best friend.

"Okay." I took the pen and nodded without hesitation. "You're right. This is a rare opportunity."

Gojo Satoru, you are dead.


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