flstandardbreds Chapter 385 I'm Angry
Chapter 385 I'm Angry
Note: This chapter is two chapters in one
With the entry of the inflation phase, the situation, which was already in chaos, finally boiled to its highest point like a pot of boiling water.
They endured the humiliation and pretended to be a couple and waited in line for more than an hour with Gojo Satoru to buy the cake, but it was messed up by this group of obstacles that came roaring in, and in the end they were unable to buy it.
In order not to disturb the queue, and despite the reluctant gazes of the crowd, I resolutely chose a restaurant nearby, opened two private rooms, and then drove everyone in.
Turn back the clock to the present.
"Sister Youxin." After I was in a daze for a full five minutes, Yuji asked again carefully, "Have you finished thinking?"
"It's over."
It’s not that I’m done thinking, it’s that I feel my whole life is over.
During the period when the embarrassing emotion reaches its peak and then slowly subsides, people seem to fall into a slightly numb calm.
It’s like sitting in the audience, watching the long-awaited absurd comedy finally come to an end, and a thought arises in my heart: As expected.
Strange, is this the realization that people who are used to being unlucky will eventually have, that no matter how hard the wind and rain hit, I will remain unmoved?
"By the way." I ignored the two guys who were huddled together and trying to make trouble, looked at the obedient and sensible Yuji and Hui, and asked, "Why are you here today?"
"And more." I glanced out and saw Toudou Aoi's eyes, which were still bright despite the scars, through the crack of the door. He gave me a thumbs up for no apparent reason. I turned my head back and asked, "Why are they here?"
"........."
Yuji and Fushiguro Megumi looked at each other, and both of them showed an expression of embarrassment and apology.
"Actually it's like this..." Megumi Fushiguro explained.
The whole story is not complicated.
The first is the swelling phase.
Principal Yega has already found out that Zhangxiang is one of the members preserved in the Nine Phases of the Cursed Fetus, although it is not clear how he managed to possess a physical body and appear in front of Yuji when all nine cursed fetuses have not been lost.
But after all, he has no criminal record, and apart from his extraordinary protective desire for Yuji, he has no intention of attacking anyone else.
So the college officially accepted him as an auditor like me, and he lived in the school under the supervision of Gojo Satoru and others. But he showed up without knowing where he came from, with only one set of clothes on his body, not even a change of clothes.
So Principal Ye Moth allocated funds to allow Tiger Stick, the "Ou Dou Dou", to take him to the mall to buy clothes.
It just so happened that Fushiguro Shigeki also had to compensate Meegumi for the pants, so considering the two factors, he decided to let Fushiguro Shigeki take these three people out.
Then, as luck would have it, when I walked to the door, I ran into Toudou who came to play with his "best friend" and a group of people from Kyoto School who were preparing to have some fun before leaving.
So it turned out that a lot of people followed me here to find me.
Then, things turned into a scene where we were sitting in this box, they were sitting in that box, and there was someone eavesdropping on what was going on inside through a wall.
Combined with the rumors that came out during the last hunt for Gojo Satoru, I can’t imagine how strange my image will become in their eyes.
Haha...it seems that the only thing worth being thankful for is that "Yushin Itadori" is not my real name, and the reputation of Suzuki Yuri has been barely preserved.
As for the only guy who knew my background... He leaned against the wall, just glanced over here sideways and raised his eyebrows.
I turned back expressionlessly.
After being ridiculed so many times, even the most thin-skinned person has developed resistance. And when it comes to dark history, he has a lot of it on me, and I also have a lot on him.
Even now, I still remember how he lay motionless in the courtyard, exposed to the wind and sun for a whole day and a half night.
People are like this; as long as they appear perfect on the outside and don't reveal their inner emotions, they will be able to get through even the most chaotic, embarrassing and socially devastating situations.
The premise is that everyone has this consensus.
And apparently, some people don't.
"Miss Youxin should be old enough to get married, right?"
Shimizu Masato kept on talking: "Ah... I don't mean to force her to get married or get married right away. I just want to express that as long as she is willing, I can wait for her to get married at any time. As for the betrothal gift, you don't have to worry. I can transfer all my property to her. And you need to change your surname when you get married."
"For an outstanding woman like Miss Youxin, I absolutely cannot ask her to change her surname, so I will take her surname. I have thought about it, and if it is Yuji Masato, this name is also very nice..."
Why on earth could this person have been thinking about me from the moment we met until now?
"Oh, by the way, from the perspective of a professional lawyer, the suggestion is that although Miss Youxin doesn't mind, if multiple people live together, there should at least be legal protection."
"You may not have heard of it, but there is actually an adoption system that can be considered. That is, Miss Yuxin adopts Mr. Gojo and Mr. Getsu..."
Adoption...it's getting more and more outrageous. Why would I adopt two elderly, unscrupulous troublemakers and bring them home to cause trouble for myself?
Also, I myself have never thought about this aspect, why is he so obsessed with building a harem for me?
Just as Shozo's expression was becoming more and more impatient, Shimizu Masato finally launched the final attack.
"To sum up, what I want to say is - please leave your sister to me!"
"I will worship her like a god and serve her like a slave. Even if I become a dog, I will only be a loyal dog with my tail erected and barking at her alone!"
There were two people sitting in front of him.
One is my former nominal brother, now commonly known as my sworn brother, Shigeki Fushiguro.
The other one is the one who now calls himself my brother, commonly known as "Onii-chan".
His face looked shaky and not very good looking.
"Heh." Fushiguro Shier folded his arms, leaned lazily against the wall, and said in a contemptuous tone mixed with sarcasm, "You have a nice idea."
The swelling phase appears more excited.
"Who would give their sister to a frivolous and arrogant pretty boy like you?" He slammed the table hard, stood up, grabbed the collar of the person opposite him, and shouted, "Dream on!"
"No, don't even dream about it!"
"Yes, yes~ Why do you ask Youxin to marry you?" After finishing the strawberry mango pudding that was served to him, Gojo Satoru wiped his mouth and continued to add fuel to the fire, "If you want to be the main wife, you should at least be personally certified by me, the one you love the most, Gojo teacher!"
"She was just playing around with you guys~"
"Enlightenment." Xia Youjie took a sip from the teacup and joined the battlefield calmly. He said calmly, "If you hadn't cheated to get her to comfort you, even if you beat Youxin to death, she wouldn't have said such a thing, right?"
"Even a fool knows that she is just telling a lie to please you. If you take it seriously, isn't it too pathetic?"
"Tsk, at least Little Eyes has never been told a lie."
"You two!" Zhang Xiang roared again after hearing this, "She won't like you at all!"
It's a complete mess. In comparison, the light-source interior looks more harmonious than this.
I closed my eyes, took a deep breath, and felt the anger in my chest growing.
"enough!"
I can't stand it any longer. If I don't lose my temper, these guys will go to the sky one by one!
It's a miracle that Principal Ye Moth didn't die of anger.
He pressed the table with his left hand and slapped it hard with his right hand, mobilizing the power of the spell with greater force than before. Then, the sound of hitting echoed throughout the box.
Instantly press the pause button on all movement in the room.
I didn't have time to look at the expressions of the others. I stared at the two children who were the only ones I could take care of, and propped my hands on the table. "Youren and Megumi. You two should go out first and go play with those people from the Kyoto school. Don't stay here for now."
Wait, there may be scenes that are not suitable for children to see.
"Okay... okay. Sister Youxin." After they looked at each other, they obediently opened the door and walked out.
"Then, it's you two."
Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru were sitting on my left. Neither of them chose to stand up, but just looked up at me eagerly.
I looked down at them, curled my lips expressionlessly, stared at the two guys who were most likely to cause trouble, smiled and asked, "Is it fun?"
"Have you had enough fun?"
"Hey..." Gojo Satoru said, "Um...Yushin-chan..."
"How old are you? Twenty-eight. You're almost thirty." I continued to stare at him coldly. "One or two of you have reached a mature age. As teachers, can't you set an example for your students? Huh?"
Gojo Satoru swallowed.
I reached out my hands angrily, grabbed the collars of the two men and shook them vigorously: "Please, do something meaningful! Is it because there are not enough old men to kill or not enough cursed spirits? Why are you still playing such a childish game? What are you trying to do!"
"Yuxin." Xia Youjie raised both of his hands, and said with a smile that looked a little unsure, "About that, I apologize to you..."
"No! Please don't say that. I don't want to hear it." I took out the perfume from my pocket and threw it directly into his collar, saying angrily, "And don't give me this thing either. Keep it for yourself!"
Xia Yujie was stunned.
"Even if I want to have a harem, the people chasing after me will line up from here to France and back again. Who do you think you are? If you want to be my first wife, please go to the door and line up first, draw a number, and then come and grab it!"
"What's this about pure love minotaur? May I ask if you have ever been in love? You are a minotaur. If you like turning green so much, there is a dyeing factory two kilometers to the right of the door. Soak yourself in it for ten thousand years until you turn green and shiny, then come out and talk!"
"Yuxin." Gojo Satoru pointed at the door, trying to interrupt me.
"Don't interrupt me." I ignored them and continued to scold them, "Suguru Jie, if you, a fox with a belly full of evil, come up with some nonsense ideas with Gojo Satoru in private again, I will sneak into your room at night and turn all your clothes into bikini suits, and cut your pants and underwear into sashimi and hang them on the door of the technical high school!"
Geto Summer Oil: “….”
"And Gojo Satoru, don't think I can defend you just because you have no bottom line! Sooner or later you will have to sleep, and then I will take a razor and shave your head bald and take hundreds of ugly photos and spread them everywhere!"
Gojo Satoru: “………”
"Not only that, I will also collect all of your dark history and compile it into a booklet and print 100,000 copies for sale nationwide!"
After saying all these words one after another, I picked up the water glass and took a few big gulps before finally letting out a long sigh of relief.
So cool!
It feels so good to let out all the anger in my chest!
I turned my head calmly and said to the waiter who was holding the food tray at the door but was now dumbfounded: "Oh, sorry, I made you laugh."
"It's okay, it's okay." He shook his head quickly, "Excuse me, these dishes..."
"We don't need it here now," I said. "Please send it to next door."
It's just right to provide them with comfort after their spirits have been polluted.
As for...
"Onii-chan." It's really a cause for celebration. Now I can call you by this name without any hesitation.
"Yes!" He answered louder than usual.
I sighed, then looked at him and said, "I am an adult with independent thinking and behavior. I will not be seduced by a few random words from some scumbag on the street."
"As for his marriage proposal, in my opinion, it is no more valuable than the crumpled waste paper in the trash can at the door. You don't have to worry about me agreeing to marry such a person, okay?"
It seemed that he had been completely captured by the sudden words "Onii-chan" and just nodded blankly.
“What?” I finally looked at this guy who had been watching the show from beginning to end and said, “Please stop being a joke and help me clear them all out.”
He turned his head and glanced at Shimizu Masato's face for a second or two, then raised his eyebrows and asked me, "Are you going out with me too?"
"Yes." I nodded, thought for a moment, and added worriedly, "Remember not to let them eavesdrop. It's best to stay away from them."
"Yuxin..." Gojo Satoru weakly raised his hands and tried to struggle, but I glared back at him mercilessly, "Shut up."
After everyone left, only Masato Shimizu and I were left in the room, and it became completely quiet.
I narrowed my eyes, put my left hand with the ring on it on the table, and said unkindly, "I don't believe in love at first sight, and I don't think you have any romantic connection with me."
"Tell me, what do you want to do?" I asked, "and what do you know about this ring?"