Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

Chapter 379 Pretending to be a couple

After greeting Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru did not stay for long. Instead, as he said, he left because he had something to do.

I don’t know what it is.

And Gojo Satoru... He was like a super sensitive detective cat looking for snacks hidden by its owner at home, his nose moving slightly as he sniffed around me.

"Youxin, what's that smell on you?" He meowed in dissatisfaction, "It smells completely different from usual. Did Jie pickle you?!"

This is what I said...

"What do you mean by pickled and seasoned?" I pulled the corners of my mouth speechlessly and complained to him, "I'm not a pickled vegetable or dried radish."

"Anyway, it doesn't smell good." He put his palms together in front of me, fanning me and saying, "Jay smells weird, change back to normal quickly."

"Otherwise, you might get cursed with small eyes, and your eyes won't be able to grow bigger in the future."

"What the hell is going on..." I turned my head away and said with disdain, "This is not the smell of Jay, I just sprayed perfume, it will dissipate after a few steps. Even if you don't like it, just turn on the "No Bottom Line" and it's fine. Why react so strongly?"

"perfume?"

Gojo Satoru's attention was immediately drawn to my closed palm. He stared at the cursive English letters on it, his eyes flickering, "Is this a gift from Jay?"

"......Yeah." After showing it to him, I subconsciously tightened my grip on the bottle, stuffed the thing back into my pocket, and responded absentmindedly.

The glass bottle was full of liquid, a whole bottle, and it had not been used at all. It was not a good thing to say that the gift was returned intact.

Damn it, next time I see him, I'll just pour the whole bottle on his head.

"What about you?" I suddenly turned to ask Gojo Satoru, "Why did you come here?"

"You came here excitedly so early in the morning. You must have planned a trick on me, right?"

"Hey..." He stretched out his tone and looked at me with deep injustice, his blue eyes hidden under the black sunglasses widened, "You have always looked at me like this."

“This is how people with criminal records are treated.”

"Tell me now." I crossed my arms and stared at him like I was interrogating a criminal. "If you don't, I'll leave."

Early death and early rebirth.

"Well..." Gojo Satoru mumbled as he took out two dark green coupons from his pocket and pointed at the four big words "Couple Limited" on them. "What I want you to do is actually very simple."

"Pretending to be a couple with you to exchange desserts?!"

I was indeed surprised to hear this request.

"Yes." He quickly took the coupon back, his eyes shining, and said to me expectantly, "Actually, the desserts in this shop are really delicious. I go there often. I have tried almost every kind of handmade dessert."

"Recently, the couple who own this shop made a special pink heart-shaped cake to commemorate their 20th wedding anniversary, and they also limited it to couples who can buy it."

"Today is the last day of the deadline, and I really want to eat it." He said, "Just go with me to buy it."

"No." I asked him with a headache, "You only thought about buying it when the deadline is approaching. What were you doing before?"

"You think I didn't ask?" Gojo Satoru seemed to get even angrier when he mentioned this. He said indignantly, "I asked everyone around me, but no one was willing."

"Even that guy Ijichi, who seemed so timid, actually refused!"

Me: “….” When I think about that scene for a moment, I feel it is so horrifying that the person involved, Ichichi, is definitely about to shatter.

However, no one agreed. Gojo Satoru, you are having such a miserable time.

"Really? Not even one person is willing?"

"Hmph." He puffed his lips childishly and counted them one by one with his fingers, "Glass said she doesn't like sweets, the singer told me to die, Mingming is okay, but she wants five million, which is a bit uneconomical. And Huibara..."

"What would Haibara say?" Although he has always been a super good junior, he should also refuse such an unreasonable request from his senior... ?

"Nanami dragged him away. She also said that if I said something similar again, she would call the police and arrest me for workplace harassment."

"You're harassing me!" He complained to me, "You're saying this about a handsome and good-looking senior like me. You must be too jealous!"

No, he should be sincere.

"Okay, okay." Gojo Satoru, who was disliked by everyone, looked a little pitiful. I sighed helplessly and said, "Then I'll go with you."

"Great." Gojo Satoru immediately raised both hands and cheered, "Youxin, you are the best!"

"But, I just need to pretend to be a couple with you to buy this dessert, right?" I looked at him worriedly, afraid of being cheated, and asked suspiciously, "You didn't set any traps for me, did you?"

"No." He patted his chest sincerely, his eyes twinkling, as if to say, "How could I lie to you?"

In fact, he is just a super deceptive guy.

"Besides, you just gave me a good beating. If you're unhappy, you can beat me up again."

"You said it." I immediately followed up, "I'll beat you up if you're not happy."

"Uh-huh!"

This is quite convincing.

"Okay then." I nodded happily and said, "Let's go now. At this time, there may not be many people here, so we don't have to wait in line for a long time."

However, Gojo Satoru did not move.

He stopped where he was, staring at me with his eyes open, unblinking.

"What's wrong? Didn't the deadline come soon? Why don't you leave?"

"Youxin, you...actually agreed so easily." He said with some surprise, "I thought you would angrily refuse and ask me to change my request, or simply refuse to agree."

"It's such a simple thing, what's the point of complaining about it?"

To be honest, I really thought he was going to play a trick on me or something, but it turned out to be such an easy thing to do, so I was relieved.

"Anyway, this kind of activity is not investigated very carefully," I said, "It's super easy to get away with it."

This is what the experience posts on the Internet say.

As long as there is a man and a woman going there, even if they don't do anything, they just need to nod politely when the clerk asks them, then take the goods and leave.

"Eh..." Gojo Satoru's tone was a little subtle, "So, Youxin-chan, you have already pretended to be a couple with someone else."

“Yes, I have.”

At that time, in order to get rid of a strange bad love affair, I used Gojo Satoru from the second round as a shield.

Gojo Satoru said nothing.

"......Hey, what's with that resentful expression on your face?"

He said aggrievedly: "Youxin has pretended to be a couple with others, but this is her first time, you sneaky cat!"

I:".........."

Ah, this guy is starting to act up again.