Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

Chapter 341 Amusement Park

The sequel to the fake death prank is a story about me apologizing for cruelly hurting three pure, kind, ignorant, and naive young hearts.

Alas... I obviously didn't follow the plot in the original novel where Yuji hid in the basement to develop his skills, but I was happy to receive the same treatment as him.

No, I'm even worse off.

At that time, Yuji didn't have two unscrupulous teachers who were being laughed at and just fanned the flames and watched the fun.

"Since Sister Youxin is not dead, these things will not be used anymore." Fushiguro Megumi moved her fingertips to the pile of messy offerings on the ground, and her impatient tone could hardly be suppressed by her calm personality.

It’s just like asking the gods and Bodhisattvas to take back their supernatural powers immediately.

"You guys are really talented." Gojo Satoru squatted on the ground, curiously flipping through things, and suddenly his attention was attracted by photos. He picked out a few and asked, "Are you going to burn this for Youxin as well?"

"Yes." Wild Rose said confidently, "I burned a few for Sister Youxin, just to give every handsome guy a chance to be appreciated, so what."

Well said, Wild Rose! If I really die someday, you should burn me according to this rule.

"Eh~" Hearing her say that, Gojo Satoru started to complain again, "What? You want to burn photos of handsome guys, but why aren't there any of mine? They're not as handsome as me. Even if Youxin saw them, she would probably be disappointed because the difference is so huge."

.........What a narcissistic man! How can he say such words so openly?

“Can you please stop judging other people’s preferences?” I retorted, “At least in my opinion, they are all pretty good, not much worse than you.”

"Hey." Gojo Satoru's eyes widened instantly, "You really like it."

"But they didn't say anything wrong, I'm just much more handsome than them~"

"Okay, okay." If I continue to talk to this guy about "who is more handsome", he can talk about everything from the origin of the universe to the end of the world. I said helplessly and perfunctorily, "They are not as handsome as you."

"You don't have a good figure like me."

"Yes, my figure is not as good as yours, and my face is not as pretty as yours. You are the most handsome man in the universe. Anyone who sees you will get angry, forget about love, and die. Is that okay?"

Gojo Satoru: “………”

Actually, I discovered that, too.

The adult Gojo Satoru in this round is a little more childish than the previous ones.

Perhaps it was because his heavy burden was shared by the people around him, and he had never experienced the Astral Body, the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons, and the Shibuya Incident, so he actually looked more like he was in high school.

But...when I walked over and helped the first graders pack up the things they brought, I suddenly smiled.

Isn't this exactly what I expected to see?

"Oh, right." Gojo Satoru took out five tickets from his pocket and shook them, saying, "After class today, Principal Ye Moth gave me these tickets and said that the first-year students have been very busy recently, so he asked me to take you out for some fresh air. What do you think? Do you want to go?"

"Wait." Wild Rose took the lead in launching an attack cautiously. She looked suspiciously at the faces of Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru, and then asked, "Could it be another awful scam to fight cursed spirits under the guise of going out for fun?"

"No." Gojo Satoru waved his hands and said with a sincere look, "This time it's real, a one-day trip to the theme park, you guys aren't tempted."

"Whether I'm moved or not depends on how much truth there is in your words." Megumi Fushiguro stared at the word "VIP" shining in gold on the ticket and said coldly.

"If I lie to you this time, then..." Gojo Satoru scratched his head and held up four fingers to swear, "Then I won't be able to eat dessert for a month!"

"That's a bit more credible." Wild Rose muttered a few words, then turned her attention to the number of tickets, frowned and asked, "But the number doesn't match."

"Yes." Yuji said with some difficulty, "There are six of us, but there are only five tickets. What should we do if there is one less ticket?"

"This is easy." Xiayou Jie said, "Since it was Wu who suggested playing, just let him complete the remaining card."

"Why?" Gojo Satoru widened his eyes and pointed at Geto Suguru and said, "If Little Eyes doesn't go, then all of us can go and play."

"So you're not going to invite me at all?"

"Hey, you're going to keep pestering me. Jay, I have to say, you look a little ugly like this."

"Well." Xia Youjie put his hand on my shoulder and said with a smile, "Since the most handsome man in the universe certified by Youxin can't even afford the money for a ticket, then I have nothing to say."

"Who says handsome guys have to cost money?"

"What else? Is it in vain to praise you?"

Seeing that they didn't even let go of the ticket money, I was a little speechless: "......No, as two special-level sorcerers, do you really need that little money?"

If I wasn't penniless and heavily in debt, I would have wanted to wave my hand and say generously that I would pay for it.

*

Forty minutes later, with the help of Geto Suguru's oversized flying curse spirit, we successfully landed at the entrance of the amusement park.

Although it happened to be a cloudy day, today is the weekend and a quick glance at the place shows that it is quite crowded and lively.

There is a giant Ferris wheel opposite, and the passenger cabin has transparent glass windows. Sitting on it, you can clearly see the scenery on the other side. However, during the day, it seems that there is nothing to see.

On the right is a carousel, which is large and divided into two floors. The top of each floor is wrapped with colorful lights, and each horse is hung on the railing, running up and down to the music.

The song playing now happened to be Joe Hisaishi's instrumental music - Carousel of Life. The melodious singing coupled with the laughter of the children sitting above was quite appropriate for the occasion.

There were clowns in circus costumes with white painted faces, ice cream carts pushing and hawking their wares, clusters of balloons tied together, couples in love, crying toddlers, bewildered parents, boys and girls in school uniforms out playing, the sound of "crackling" and the aroma of popcorn in the air.

There are many people queuing up for each project, but it still cannot dampen the enthusiasm of the first-year students.

After all, they were dead people who had passed away and came back to life. They had finally avoided being deceived by their teachers and did not have any cursed spirits to fight. Their interest was unprecedentedly high.

"We can go ride this roller coaster first! Then there's the bungee jump. Oh, by the way, Tiger Stick, can you ride a go-kart?"

"I can." Yuji said happily, "Fushiguro, let's team up and hit others later."

"Can I sit and wait for you guys..." Fushiguro Megumi said tiredly, "When you are sparring with your seniors and teachers, do you still feel that you are not flying far enough? How can you still be in the mood to play these things?"

As a result, they both glared at him: "How can they be the same!"

"Where's Yushin-chan?" Xiayou Jie brought a map of the amusement park over, spread it in front of me, and asked, "Is there anything you want to play?"

"Eh, me?" I answered with some distress, "I feel like I'm playing the same game."

I don’t know if it’s because I’ve experienced too much or my mentality has become that of an old man, but whether it’s a roller coaster or a bungee jumping machine, they don’t feel very thrilling to me.

In fact, this is easy to understand. Sorcerers have to go to the sky and into the earth at any time. In the original work, Meegumi was even knocked through several buildings. In this case, it is really hard to feel any novelty.

Just when I was wondering what to play, two boys suddenly came towards me, pushing and shoving.

They were probably around twenty years old, wearing casual clothes, and it seemed like they had been looking over here since a while ago.

One of them first glanced at Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru, then showed a somewhat withdrawn expression. The other one pushed his shoulder and quietly encouraged him.

Then he walked up to me and asked hesitantly, "Miss, can you give me your contact information?"

........Am I being hit on?