Chapter 311: Pass the Flower (End)
Chapter 311: Pass the Flower (End)
It seems that Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru are having a fight.
When playing the game of pass the flower, these two people passed me and tried frantically to trip each other. Now, it seemed that the fireworks in their hands were more than just fireworks.
It has become an important prop for digging holes, haha.
However, the so-called three great joys in life are just like this.
Watch Gojo Satoru get humiliated, watch Geto Suguru get humiliated, watch Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru get humiliated together.
Anyway, the spectators are the happiest ones. Looking at the expressions of the three first-year students next door, even Meow Gumi has relaxed his expression control. I know that this has become a consensus among all of us~
However, when the persecution turned to these two people, I suddenly began to feel that the problems were not strong enough.
“Describe yourself in three words.” - Gojo Satoru
"Handsome guy, handsome guy, the most handsome guy in the universe."
What kind of answer is this? It's a super narcissistic statement that was not thought through at all!
“Tell me one of your best skills.” - Geto Suguru.
"Emmm." He replied, "I'm a good cook. Does that count?"
Of course, Jay’s cooking is super delicious, otherwise how could he raise two daughters so well.
But then again, where are Mimiko and Nanako now? It seems like they haven’t joined the technical high school…
The question and answer session over there was still going on, and now it was Gojo Satoru's turn.
"Tell me about the most terrifying experience you've had."
I feel like this is somewhat interesting, but is this guy really afraid of something?
“It’s creepy.” Gojo Satoru tapped his chin and said, “There was one time when I was really scared!”
There actually was one. My interest was piqued, so I turned around and asked, "What is it?"
"One time, I finally got a limited edition cake coupon from the dessert shop ranked first on the Ginza food list. But when I woke up in the morning, I found that I had missed the final redemption time by two hours."
He covered his chest and made a lingering fear expression: "It's really scary."
"Is this the reason why you ran to the store door early in the morning and lay on the glass window, scaring the owner so much that he almost called the police?" Xia Yujie complained with a wry smile.
I:"........."
As expected of you, Gojo Satoru.
Anyway, just as I was watching the two of them bickering with great interest, I don’t know who of them suddenly threw the flowers into my arms again.
Then, by coincidence, Wild Rose shouted at this moment: "One, stop!"
"Would you choose to be with someone you love, or someone who loves you?"
"Wow, this is a very profound topic about love." Yuji touched his head and said, "It's hard to choose between the person you love and the person who loves you."
"The one I love." I answered without hesitation.
"Eh." He was stunned and asked, "Sister Youxin said it so confidently."
"Of course. Hisahito, if you replace these two terms, the conclusion will be easy to come by."
"What's the noun?"
I held onto the tiger stick and said earnestly, "Think about it, poverty loves me, and I love money. Even if money doesn't love me that much, I still love it wholeheartedly and that won't change!"
Yuji wiped his sweat, laughed twice, and asked, "Sister Youxin, it seems that we can't make such an analogy."
"Oh, there's nothing that can't be compared." I waved my hand nonchalantly, "I still have a portrait of the God of Wealth at home."
Tiger Stick: “…”
Megumi Fushiguro: "It seems like you and someone have something in common."
"Well." After listening for a while, Gojo Satoru said, "Then let's start the next round!"
The next round comes to Geto Suguru again.
"What would you do if you found out that your lover was looking at other good-looking people of the opposite sex?"
"Wow, who wrote this?"
"It's me, it's me!" Wild Rose raised her hand. "I saw a related topic on Tieba last time and thought it was quite interesting, so I wrote it up."
"But Mr. Getsu still doesn't have a partner, so there's no point in asking him to answer." Yuji said frankly, as if he was saying something very heartbreaking.
"That's right." Wild Rose took her hand back and thought, "I heard that all sorcerers are single. Damn it. If it weren't for the free schooling in the big city, I wouldn't be studying here."
"Not all of them are single," Fushiguro added. "About 5 percent of people are able to find a partner."
"Isn't it even more tragic if you say that?!" Wild Rose looked at him with a listless face, "Five percent is such a terrible number!"
"But it's not impossible to answer." Xia Youjie thought for a moment, then said, "It's just a hypothesis anyway."
"So what would you do if your lover looked at other opposite sex?" I looked at him with a little curiosity.
"Maybe she will reflect on herself." He nodded and said, "Is there something wrong with me that makes her focus on other people?"
Me, Wild Rose, and Tiger Stick: "Wow......."
No, Jie, have you taken any men's ethics classes?! He is such a good husband and father, no wonder he is so popular with women.
Also, who on earth is the one who is in love with you and yet can glance at other people? Does the Gu King have such low confidence in himself? !
Only Gojo Satoru stood by with a look of seeing through everything, groaning, "Only little brats like you who have never seen Little Eyes' true face would believe his lies."
Yuji asked, "Does Gojo-sensei think that Geto-sensei is not telling the truth?"
"Secretly threaten that man not to appear within a five-kilometer radius again, and be vigilant every time you go out to ensure that this kind of thing will not happen a second time. This is what Teacher Geto can do." Fushiguro Megumi said dimly, "Yuji, I can only say that you are still too naive."
"Eh?!"
"That's right!" Gojo Satoru immediately jumped out triumphantly, "This is what dark little eyes would do, Baagumi is really good at judging people~"
"Ah, yes, you are indeed my most proud adopted son."
"Gojo-sensei, please don't unilaterally become my adoptive father, okay?" Fushiguro Megumi continued to complain, "And you're not much better."
"Yeah." Yuji said naturally, "I feel like the kind of person who cries, makes a scene, and then screams that he is a thieving cat, and then frantically asks his lover to comfort him, and also makes all kinds of unreasonable demands."
"The first impression was right." Wild Rose gave a thumbs up.
"But if Sister Youxin encounters this, what will be her reaction?" She turned around and asked, "I'm a little curious!"
"Ah, me?" I blinked when I was suddenly called out, not knowing how to answer.
Emmm...My non-existent boyfriend is looking at a non-existent good-looking person of the opposite sex. How should I react?
Reflect on yourself like Geto Suguru? Or hang yourself like Gojo Satoru? It's so difficult...
"If you trust each other enough and just admire each other, it shouldn't be a problem." I thought, "If I see a beautiful girl on the street, I can't help but take a look at her."
Of course, handsome guys can do it too.
"Hey, Wild Rose, why are you suddenly blushing?" asked Yuji.
"It's so noisy, what do you think of it?" She said loudly, "Do you still want to play games?"
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