flstandardbreds Chapter 303: Yuxin Tiger Stick
Chapter 303: Yuxin Tiger Stick
"You said you were twenty-five?" Gojo Satoru put on a look that said 'you're obviously talking bullshit', "Who would believe that?"
I raised my hand expressionlessly and looked up at him, “I believe it.”
"You don't have to believe it." He looked me up and down, then muttered, "You said you were twenty-five, just like... telling me I'm forty now, do you think anyone would believe it?"
“Haha.” I sneered and retorted, “No one would believe you if you said you were forty. Because you look like an immature eight-year-old.”
Gojo Satoru choked.
"What? Are you not convinced? If you are not convinced, come and kill me."
"Well, well." Gojo Satoru looked at me steadily for two seconds, then suddenly acted like an adult and said with great generosity, "Little Yuji is still in his rebellious period, so I, as a teacher, should at least give him some support and help."
"Who is talking to your classmate, Tiger Stick?" I stared at him and said coldly, "Didn't I tell you that I'm not much younger than you?"
"Ah, my." He pretended to be scared and jumped behind Geto. He only poked his head out and said with a sly smile, "Isn't it said that I look like an immature eight-year-old kid? The calm and rational little Yuji won't bother with me, right?"
"Alright." Xiayou Jie tore off Gojo Satoru's claws without changing his expression, and said to him with a faint smile, "Satoru, you are several years older than him. Now that you have made enough trouble, you should give him some face."
I:"........."
Why do I feel that Geto Suguru's words are more powerful than Gojo Satoru's? These two people are singing the same tune and are targeting me...
"Anyway." I sat back on the sofa and moved away from them. "You invited me to join the college, and I am willing. Unfortunately, I am no longer old enough to be a student."
"So, being a cleaner, a cook, a gardener, a transporter, a cleaner, whatever is fine."
"Ah..." Gojo Satoru said in a subtle tone, "So, when you say join, you mean join in this way."
"Yeah." I nodded and said, "Isn't it possible?"
Anyway, I'm only staying for a while. Once they've calmed down and are no longer wary of me, I can leave.
Damn it, if I still had the strength of Gojo Mist, there would be no need for all this nonsense. I could just run away. I don’t believe anyone can stop me.
"Wait." Principal Ye Moth tapped the table and waved his hand, "Don't be so anxious. Let's talk about it step by step."
"You said you were already twenty-five..." He paused for two seconds with difficulty, then replied, "I can believe you."
"Hey...Principal."
"Wu, don't interrupt me." Ye Moth glanced at him and stabbed him in the heart quickly and accurately, "Don't forget, you don't look like a man who is almost thirty."
Gojo Satoru: “…But.”
"Satoru." Xia Youjie smiled, patted his shoulder and said, "What the principal said makes sense."
Gojo Satoru: “………”
Yeah, I feel a little secretly happy.
"But," Principal Night Moth changed the subject and returned to me, saying in a serious tone, "Regarding the question I just asked, I hope you can answer it accurately."
"At least, you should let us know your name. Otherwise, we won't be able to establish even the most basic trust."
"........" Trust........
This is the last thing I need right now.
I pursed my lips, lowered my eyes to the ground, thought for a moment, and replied, "Yuxin. My name is Yuji Yuxin."
"Is... that your name?" Xia Youjie lowered his head and muttered the two words twice, then raised his head and looked at me, "Okay, your name is Yuji Yushin."
"Since there are two people with the last name Yuji in the school, we will call you by your first name from now on to distinguish them. Do you think this is okay?"
".......Yuxin-chan."
"Whatever you want." I lazily looked up at the ceiling and said indifferently, "Anyway, this is indeed my name, you can call me whatever you like."
According to the gender-swap setting, I can indeed be called this name.
I feel so worried. There are really a lot of troubles weighing on my mind, isn’t that called worry?
"What is the relationship between you and Tiger Stick?" Ye Mo Zhengdao pointed at a Curse Corpse in the corner and said, "Just now when my Curse Corpse was testing him, he blurted out that you are his twin sister. Is this true?"
"Principal." I smiled softly and replied, "I'm already 25 years old. There's such a big age gap between him and me. How could we be twins?"
".......Then who are you......?"
Ah, the annual identity bullshit contest is about to begin.
Fortunately, he has accumulated enough experience, and Yuji is a child who is super good at imagination. After integrating the information obtained from the curse, he was able to make up something decent.
"I am Yuji's older sister with the same father and mother." This is the only explanation, otherwise how can I explain why he and I look so similar.
At this point, I can't still talk about the parallel world, right?
Of the three cosplays, I feel like only the one with Gojo Mist looked more successful, and that was only because I tried my best to make it look abstract.
I have to say that Gojo Satoru is truly a gifted player. No matter how much I learn, I still look much more normal than him. It's really hard for me to compare with him.
The most important thing is that Itadori is like Haibara to Geto Suguru. I don't really respect Gojo Satoru anymore...
"And then?" Night Moth asked, "Since you are his sister, why did you show up only now?"
"…Our mother was a sorcerer named Yuji Kaori. After she gave birth to Yuji, she took me away to live in the countryside."
"What about her?"
"died."
"I see." Gojo Satoru nodded in understanding and asked, "So, you wanted to die because you lost your mother and lost all hope?"
........As expected of you, Gojo Satoru. You have completed the lie that I hadn't even thought of yet in a few words.
"Oh, yes, yes." I nodded perfunctorily, "That's fine if you want to understand it that way."
But... something is still wrong." Gojo Satoru touched his chin and thought in confusion, "Why did you appear there and specifically look for me to kill you?"
"Is it strange that the sorcerer knows your name, Gojo Satoru?" I stared at his face and asked, "No. 1 on the wanted list, blue hair, white eyes... ah, no. White hair, blue eyes, and wearing an eye patch all day to show off. Is it hard to recognize him?"
Gojo Satoru: “………” He opened his mouth unconvinced, as if he wanted to say something.
Xia Youjie interrupted him directly: "Youxin, since you don't want to be a student, then you can be an auditor, okay?"
“…Auditor?” I was stunned.
Xia Youjie nodded and said, "You don't need to enroll, and you won't be assigned a homeroom teacher or a teacher. You are not a formal student of this school. When you need to attend classes, you just need to observe and learn from the side."
"Your college actually still has this kind of system......"
"That's right." Xia Youjie said, "In the past ten years, because there were too few students in the high school, this system was specially developed for students who have talent but don't necessarily want to become sorcerers."
"The course schedule will be distributed to them uniformly, and they can decide whether to come and audit the course based on their own schedule."
"If they decide to stay in school, we will help them with the admission procedures," he explained. "If they don't want to, they can continue their studies."
"So that's how it is." I nodded to show that I understood.
This is the first time I have heard of this after so many times of traveling through time. This is something I have never encountered in the previous three cosplays... Such a fruitful result.
"What do you think?" asked Xia Yujie.
After a moment of silence, I still asked, "Is it true that your school doesn't recruit cleaners or other jobs?"
Auditors, it sounds like they are good students, but in fact, they are still treated as children.
"What a shame." Gojo Satoru said with pretended regret, "But all these positions have been filled."
"So, there is absolutely no place for you, Youxin-chan."