Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

Chapter 206 Dog Skin Plaster

时间：2018年11月22日晚8:00.

Location: The living room of Gojo Satoru's apartment.

Characters: The tired me and the enthusiastic Gojo Satoru.

"Oh......." I lay on the sofa in the living room and let out a long sigh.

"Kiri-chan, you're so young, why are you sighing?" Gojo Satoru sat on the carpet in front of me, leaning against the sofa and shaking his head at me.

He held a pen and a notebook in his hands, and this time his handwriting was quite standard, at least it could be understood at a glance.

There are even small abstract patterns he painted on it.

On the coffee table were the so-called "lively atmosphere" props that Gojo Satoru dragged me to buy at the mall yesterday.

The flight originally scheduled to go to Kyoto today had to be cancelled.

I reached out and picked them up one by one and looked at them out of boredom.

In addition to the banners, streamers, small speakers and flags that are essential for a party, there are also a bunch of toys for pranks.

The hematemesis pill, when swallowed, can create the illusion of vomiting blood.

The instructions for use are to bite it secretly in a corner where no one is paying attention, then walk in front of everyone, clench your chest and make a painful expression, and finally close your eyes and fall down.

But I think this thing won't scare anyone at all if used by Gojo Satoru.

How could the strongest person die so easily? It's nothing but a joke.

The simulated cockroach is super small, about the size of a coin, equipped with moving antennae and crawling functions, and looks like the real thing from a distance.

The seller was even considerate enough to offer a buy-two-get-one-free promotion. Gojo Satoru, who was eager to create chaos in the world, bought ten at once.

There are also prank candies, which come in various flavors. There’s nothing wrong with eating them, but for the next three days, your tongue will be the color of the candies, and you won’t be able to get rid of it no matter what you do.

And judging from the merchants’ reactions, I feel like this isn’t the first time Gojo Satoru has visited their stores.

No wonder Yijichi looked like the sky was falling when he saw me handing him candy... Turns out he'd been cheated before!

I can't even imagine the expression on Principal Yemo's face when he sees the tricky cockroach crawling onto his body. I don't know if the atmosphere will be livened up by then, but Gojo Satoru might get animated by being beaten.

But the reason I sigh till now is not because of this.

"I say," I pointed at the notebook in Gojo Satoru's hand and asked, "It's not like you're going on a trip, why are you so concerned about it?"

“Hey!” Gojo Satoru immediately retorted, “Aren’t you me? Since we are the same body in another world, if you go, it’s the same as if I go.”

"Then there's no need to make a travel guide." I said, "That's too restrictive. What I want is a trip that I can go on at any time!"

"Hmph." Gojo Satoru crossed his arms, turned his head away and said, "Kiri-chan, you left me alone to enjoy my life."

"I'm spending my time and energy looking for travel tips for you, and you're still complaining that you don't have freedom!"

"unacceptable!"

I:"........"

I remember that Gojo Satoru wasn't the type to make plans.

"Okay, okay, okay." I gave up after being defeated by him. "Then please, selflessly devoting Gojo Sansan, continue the search. It's better to make arrangements for me clearly."

"Hmm..." Gojo Satoru tapped his notebook with a pen and asked, "Kiri-chan, you said your first stop was Kyoto, where was the next stop?"

"Hokkaido."

"And after that?"

"I forgot what happened after that." I just said it on a whim to show off to Fushiguro Shigeki, but he retorted to me, so I can't remember it even more.

"You decide." I turned over and said without interest, "It doesn't matter where we go."

The world is so big, are you still worried that I can’t find a place to go?

"Okay then." Gojo Satoru said excitedly, "How about our third stop be the Great Barrier Reef to see the corals?"

"can."

"Then go see the Sphinx and the Egyptian pyramids."

"can."

“And finally, go to Madagascar to see the penguins.”

"That's fine... huh?"

Isn't that a cartoon? Are there really penguins there in real life?

I opened my eyes and saw Gojo Satoru looking at me with dissatisfaction.

"Wu-chan, you didn't plan where to go at all!" he said, "You were so perfunctory."

"I'm really sorry for not making a serious plan." I yawned and said, "But it's really tiring to think about these things when going out to play."

"If you're tired, don't go."

"No, that won't do." I sat up and looked at him seriously. "I have to go. No matter if it's windy, rainy, snowy, or there's a tornado or a sandstorm, I'm going to go."

"So persistent....so why is that?"

Because I am a corporate slave, I have been working for a long time, and finally there is a world where I can travel properly, I must go!

"You're not going to go to one or two cities for a few days under the guise of traveling and then hide in one place and never come out, are you?" Gojo Satoru squinted his eyes and looked at me suspiciously.

"How could that be?" I avoided his gaze, blinked, and said, "You also know how hard your work is. It's not easy to get such an opportunity, how can I let it go."

The subtle sense of guilt was quickly caught by him.

He threw away his notebook, pounced on me like a swift cheetah, stared into my eyes and said, "That's definitely what you're going to do!"

I tried to confront him, but was defeated in less than three seconds.

"Okay." I said reluctantly, "Given my personality, this is possible."

I am a homebody myself. Apart from necessary socializing or short trips, I am not very interested in going to faraway places or taking long trips.

I'll probably get tired after playing for a few days, and maybe I'll really find a city to retreat to.

"If that's the case." Gojo Satoru raised his head slightly, with his fingers touching his chin, as if negotiating with himself, "Anyway, Fushiguro Shinobu will stay here. I gave him a special-grade and a first-grade cursed tool."

"Then let him stay at the technical college and look after everyone." Gojo Satoru said loudly, "I'll go traveling with you."

"Huh?" I grabbed his shoulders and shook him back and forth. "Are you crazy?"

"What if those old guys in the directorate do something weird during your absence?" I said loudly, "When did you start to trust Fu Heishen?"

"Well," Gojo Satoru said happily, "I found that as long as I give him money, everything will be easy to talk to, just like Miss Mingming."

"And we have Megumi at the technical college to provide support."

After thinking about it, I said unwillingly, "Even if that's the case, he can't handle it all by himself!"

"You don't have to worry about that." Gojo Satoru looked even happier, "Yuta will arrive at the airport on a flight tomorrow afternoon, and Miguel will be back too."

Okkotsu Yuta....he is actually going back to his country, ahhhhh, how could I forget about this child!

If he stayed in the technical high school, Gojo Satoru could really go out and have fun for a few days without worrying about it.

"Hehehe..." The corners of my mouth twitched, and I asked weakly, "Can't you just let me go out and play alone?"

"Da-me." Gojo Satoru made a big cross with his hand.

"Or we split up."

I blinked and tried to convince him: "I'll go south and you go north, and we'll meet at the equator. What do you think?"

"Not so good." Gojo Satoru shook his head. "It's boring to go out alone. It's more fun to go out with someone else."

"We're bound to have a fight on the way."

"No." Gojo Satoru said, "Look, I stayed in the prison gate for so long before you took me away, and we never had a quarrel!"

That's because I have a good temper and can ignore your noise!

"Besides, aren't we one person?" Gojo Satoru continued with a grin, "How can one person quarrel? We are very compatible."

“........” Having said that, I couldn’t refute it anymore.

"Do we have to follow?" I asked him, collapsing on the sofa in despair. "Can't we meet at the equator?"

"No." Gojo Satoru said, "Let me go with you."

........I was wrong before, those five men are not dog-skin plasters, it is Gojo Satoru who is the one!