Chapter 164 I'm Not Your Teacher
Chapter 164 I'm Not Your Teacher
When Yuji Itadori woke up, he found himself floating in the air in a very strange posture.
He was about 1.7 meters above the ground, with his limbs and head facing downwards. It seemed that there was only a square object on his back that supported him and prevented him from falling down.
In short, it looks like a little turtle turned over.
"Wow!" After waking up, he was shocked and began to struggle, trying to jump down.
"Yuji~" A familiar voice came from beside him.
He turned around and saw a white-haired woman who looked a lot like Gojo Sensei, wearing a high school teacher's uniform and an eye mask. She was greeting him, "Hey~ You're awake."
With a "bang", Yuji Itadori fell down.
"Teacher, you really turned into a woman!" He sat on the dusty ground, his eyes bigger than Fushiguro Megumi's.
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"Hey, hey, hey..." I said, "About me becoming a woman, do you want to hear the truth or a lie?"
I put my index finger on my lips in a mysterious way and squinted my eyes. "Pick one."
"Ah?" He rubbed his head blankly, "Of course I want to hear the truth."
"Okay." I sighed, slowly pulled out a chair from the ruins, leaned on it and said, "Since you've asked me to do so, I'll start with the lies."
"Wait, teacher, I want to hear the truth!"
I pretended not to hear his accusation and continued, "A long time ago, there was an ancient family called the Gojo family."
"A baby was born in the Gojo family, the focus of everyone's attention. He has skin like snow, blue eyes like gemstones, red lips like apple skin, and stunning beauty."
"Ask a question!" Yuji raised his hand and asked like a good student, "Teacher, I have a question."
"Yuji-san." I raised my hand in cooperation, "Please ask your questions."
"Is a baby so beautiful?" he said, "And isn't it nice to tell me about Snow White?"
Gojo Satoru was yelling in my head at the top of his lungs at this moment: "This is a story that I spent a lot of time thinking about. How can he say that he was just giving it a perfunctory spin?"
"And how can babies not be beautiful?" He chattered, "I was born a handsome man unrivaled in the world!"
Ah...Gojo Satoru is so noisy.
It’s so noisy, so noisy, so noisy... I feel like my brain is dirty and I don’t really want it anymore.
After digesting Gojo Satoru's noise, I paused and said, "This is actually a completely different story from Snow White. Just listen to me and continue."
"The baby has a stepfather who loves beauty. The stepfather has a talking mirror. Every day he stands in front of the mirror and asks, Mirror, mirror, who do you think is the most beautiful man in the world?"
"Then, the mirror will answer that the most beautiful man in the world is Gojo Satoru."
"I see..." said Yuji, "So this is the story of Prince White Snow."
I:"........."
"Teacher." Yuji opened his big, clear eyes and looked very calm, as if he was not in any pain and asked, "Did many people die in Shibuya? Is everyone okay?"
"...A lot of people died." I was silent for a while, then said, "A lot of people were injured, but no one died."
"Some people are recovering from their injuries at Nitro, some are dealing with the aftermath of Shibuya. The rest are rushing here."
But in Shibuya... a lot of people really died.
Men, women, old people, children.
Some were transformed into cyborgs by Zhenren Wuwei, some were burned to death by Louhu's breath fire, and there were also a large number of cursed spirits released by curse masters and noose who took advantage of the chaos, all of them were killing people.
As I walked along, I saw broken and crooked buildings everywhere, with exposed steel bars and concrete, and broken glass scattered all over the ground.
The bodies were lying all over the place, some intact, some incomplete, some recognizable, some unrecognizable.
Before going out on Halloween, everyone dresses up to celebrate the holiday.
Who could have thought that this would be their last day?
"I see." Yuji still looked calm, but his voice was trembling slightly. He repeated, "So that's how it is."
"This is not your fault." I rubbed the tiger stick, which was just a child, hard, and his pink hair was a mess. "You have done a good job. Because of your efforts, many people survived."
"So, there's no need to blame yourself, understand?"
"Yeah!" He cheered himself up and said with a fist, "I won't blame myself. I can become stronger in the future and will never fall down at this time."
"That's good." I patted his back with relief, "Well done, Yuji Itadori."
"Okay." Yuji nodded, and suddenly spoke again, "So... Teacher."
He pointed at Yumenjiang, who had been spinning around his head at high speed to make his presence known, and asked in confusion, "What on earth is this?"
"It's your teacher!" Gojo Satoru jumped up and down, "It's your teacher, Hisahito-kun, can't you recognize him?"
"Ah, this..." I touched my head which was almost deafened by the shouting, and said with a wry smile, "I have something to tell you."
"Actually, I'm not your teacher." I said, "In fact, the one who is locked up is your teacher Gojo Satoru. I'm just a temporary rescuer."
"Eh?" His expression was blank. He turned his head blankly and looked at Yumenjiang. "Eh?"
"Yes." I grabbed the prison door in my hand, opened my eyes and stood in front of him, "Did you see the man inside who jumped up and greeted you?"
“This is your teacher.”
Tiger Stick: "Eh!!!!!!!"
"Then who are you?" he asked loudly, "You look so much like Gojo-sensei!"
“It’s exactly the same!”
Before I could start to speak, he stroked his chin again, with an expression like Kudo Shinichi solving a case, "Mechanimaru did say that Gojo Satoru-sensei split into two."
"But I thought he was playing a trick on me!"
"The appearance is very similar, and the personality is exactly the same as Gojo Sensei."
He exclaimed, "Except for the difference in gender and height, the rest is exactly the same person!"
The corners of my mouth twitched. I don't know why, but when I heard him say that my personality was exactly the same as Gojo Satoru's, I felt like I was being scolded.
"So..." Yuji's eyes lit up and he said, "There is only one truth!"
"You are Gojo Sensei's shadow!" he continued to analyze excitedly, "but you are different from other bad shadows."
"You are a super, super good shadow!"
I:"........"
It’s said that you and Gojo Satoru are teacher and student, and your imaginations are bigger than each other.
"I didn't know you loved watching Summer Returns."
I covered my eyes and said helplessly, "I thought kids your age would like more passionate anime."
"Summer is back, and it's exciting!" He nodded seriously, clenched his fist and said, "I've been following every issue of Jump!"
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