flstandardbreds Chapter 115: That Tsundere and Stubborn 'Virtual' Boyfriend (4)
Chapter 115: That Tsundere and Stubborn 'Virtual' Boyfriend (4)
Jiang Lin is not afraid of being scolded by others, because he will beat that person up so badly that even his mother won't recognize him. The fearless young master is just not used to others being gentle to him.
Just like Bai Yichen now.
"Who's angry? Am I such a petty person?!"
Bai Yichen smiled, flicked the tuft of blue hair on the boy's head with his fingertips, tightened his grip twice, and almost lost control and pulled it out.
"have a good rest."
Don't you know whether you are petty or not? I am so angry that I want to suffocate myself in the quilt when I stole your strawberry.
Jiang Lin didn't know what the person in front of him was thinking. He was originally full of energy, but now he felt drowsy after being comforted by Bai Yichen. The hand on his head seemed to have magic as it shuttled through his hair, making him feel very comfortable.
"Well, come back first. I'll let you out when I wake up."
It is written in the communication instructions that virtual lovers will get better sleep when they return to the virtual device. Not only can they restore their hunger value, but even if they catch a cold, they will automatically recover their health as long as they return to the virtual device.
Shaking the virtual device on his wrist, Bai Yichen lowered his eyes and responded softly, "Okay."
The figure turned into white data and disappeared. The virtual device automatically expanded its interface. The man who was sniffing the rose in the middle straightened up and curled his eyes at the person outside the screen.
The picture suddenly came alive.
Jiang Lin didn't know if he could see him through the screen. He tapped the man's head with his finger, as if he sensed it. Bai Yichen lightly covered his forehead, with a helpless look as if saying, "Lin Bao, stop making trouble."
Shocked by his own thoughts, Jiang Lin quickly closed the interface, weakly buried his face in the pillow, and rolled over while hugging the quilt, revealing a section of his white waist.
Damn! My brain is itchy!
Jiang Lin, with messy hair, thought about it and used his mobile phone to enter the forum of "Dream Back". The posts in it were refreshed every second, and after a while, a hundred-story building was built.
There are also a variety of titles.
[Help, when I first created my nickname, I was so careless that I filled in "I don't bring toilet paper". Help, what should I do! ]
[I had a fever and told my lover that sweating would help me cool down. He ended up signing me up for a man and woman rushing forward (smile)]
[Shashasha, the dream is back! Not only is the virtual human no different from a real human, but even the temperature sensing system is very complete! ]
[I placed an order right after Meng Hui was released. I’m an old player here. If you have any questions, please ask...]
Jiang Lin's eyes wandered, and in order to show that he was a serious person, he clicked on the first post.
The author: [Like the title says, I'm really a jerk! In order to stand out from the crowd, I came up with this nickname "Going to the Toilet Without Toilet Paper", damn, I can't even change it! ]
【Come in and take a look, why are you so outstanding? 】
The author: [Everyone, please stop praising me. I have become popular, but this is not the posture I want (tears flowing from the nose)
Do you know how I feel when my lover says sweet words to me?
'I always love going to the toilet without paper'
'Thanks to not bringing toilet paper, I feel the warmth of home'
"If I go to the toilet without toilet paper, do I have to eat it together?"
[Haha ...
[Now all the people in Menghui have remembered you, my dear 'go to the toilet without paper'~]
[…Do you know why I can’t laugh? Because my name is Yang Wei, and my lover confesses his love to me every morning—‘I love Yang Wei today too.’]
[Hahaha, woooo, woooo, my name is Pigsy! Do you know how desperate I felt when my lover said to me, "I love you, Pigsy!"? (Roaring) (Shouting)]
[Help, am I the only one who filled it out normally? My lover calls me baby~ (shy)]
As soon as this news came out, countless weirdos appeared below.
[Yo yo yo, my lover calls me baby, baby, ah~]
[You are not allowed to play dream comeback! You are not allowed to have a lover! ]
[Someone, get the baby out of here! (shouting)]
OP: [Thank you baby, I broke it gently. ]
Jiang Lin snorted disdainfully. What's so good about baby? It was so disgusting that it gave him goosebumps. He gave it a thumbs up and left.
He wants to see something nutritious.
He hesitated as he glanced at the two posts below, then secretly covered himself with the quilt. The light became dim, and only the screen of his mobile phone was faintly glowing.
The author: [Ahem, are you guys doing that with your lovers? As soon as I see you pure love lovers, I know you are woodcutters who won’t even eat meat!
Just like what was said in Chapter 112, if it weren't for the virtual device on my hand, my lover would occasionally do something that didn't fit the basic settings, but the rest was exactly like a person! (Note: They were exactly the same from the inside out)
To put it bluntly, he will feel cold when the weather is cold, and he will feel hot when the weather is hot! The most perfect thing is that he will never get sick! 】
The post below is neat hehehe.
【Hey hey hey...】
【Hey hey hey hey? 】
【Hehehehe! Hehehehehe!!!】
Talk like encryption.
"What the hell? Is it necessary to hide it?"
Jiang Lin was so eager to read it that his face turned red like a tomato. He flipped through it from beginning to end, and the result was all hehehe! It seemed that everyone could understand it! Except him!
In a rage, he clicked on the "dislike" button and reported the customer service.
The next post is still the same!
He couldn't help but ask.
【What are you talking about? 】
After a while, the private message lit up.
【Just got a lover? 】
Jiang Lin replied with a "hmm".
[I'm in. Do you understand? ]
Jiang Lin was confused: [What the hell? ]
The people on the other side are very disappointed.
[Have you not had sex with your lover yet? ]
You, me, you! ?
It was as if a ball of fire suddenly exploded in his heart and rushed straight to the top of his head. Even Jiang Lin's toes turned light pink.
[You, you mean... this is not good. ]
[What's wrong with that? Do you know what a lover is? Of course, it's someone you don't want to leave! ]
The phone slipped and the screen went from dimly lit to completely dark.
In the small space formed by the quilt, his breath was hot. Jiang Lin thought of Bai Yichen's slender and powerful figure, perfect and handsome face, and beautiful knuckles like jade...
He couldn't imagine himself overpowering the other person. Instead, his legs went limp first. He bit his fingertips tightly and whimpered.
Damn, what a loser!