Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 165: 8 Commandments to Save Respect

An unknown village near Huoyan Mountain.

Wukong leaned against the wall with a heavy heart, his brows slightly furrowed.

Sha Monk stepped forward and asked with concern, "Big Brother, the fire is out. Why do you look so unhappy?"

Wukong thought that instead of worrying about it alone, it would be better to find a fellow apprentice to talk to.

Then he will regret his decision.

"Lao Sha, didn't I just go to borrow a fan?"

Sha Seng nodded, "Yes."

The boss is so old, it’s hard not to see him.

"Aren't you curious about how I borrowed it back?"

"Oh~" Sha Seng scratched his head, "Then how did you borrow it back?"

Wukong emmm, so perfunctory, suddenly lost the desire to continue talking.

"It's alright, Lao Sha. Let's pack up and continue on our journey later."

He turned around and tried to leave, but Sha Seng quickly grabbed his arm.

"Come on, Big Brother, you just aroused my curiosity, so why don't you finish your story?"

Sha Seng stared with a pair of eyes that were as big and bright as light bulbs and full of infinite curiosity.

Wukong...

Forget it, he is my junior fellow apprentice after all.

"I transformed into the Bull Demon King at the time, and the Rakshasa woman immediately pounced on me when she saw me. She even wanted to kiss me..."

"Oh!" Sha Seng suddenly raised his voice, "Big Brother, you are seducing my sister-in-law, wuwuwu——"

Wukong spun around, jumped, and covered Sha Seng's mouth with his hands.

He glanced around nervously.

No one heard it, right? Phew~ Thank goodness no one heard it

I wonder when I, the Monkey King, have ever been so embarrassed. What did Lao Sha suddenly shout about?

"Old Sha, what are you talking about? I'm not that pig-headed fool. I'm dedicating myself to the great cause of obtaining the scriptures."

It sounds like I'm willing to do it, but I'm actually feeling very uncomfortable.

After he came back, he was left in the rain for a full half hour. The scene was very similar to the night when Yiping asked her father for money.

Let all the rain fall, so that you can't see the struggle on my face...

Sha Seng pointed at his nostrils and said, "Brother, I'm suffocating."

Wukong quickly let go of his hand, and Sha Seng bent down and said, "Pfft, pfft, pfft."

Goku:?

"Lao Sha, you don't dislike me, do you?"

"No," Sha Seng waved his hands, "a few monkey hairs got into my mouth, cough cough cough..."

Wukong...

Tang Shan appeared out of nowhere, holding a bottle in her hand.

"Shengseng Ginger Anti-Hair Loss Shampoo: If you are good, I am good, and everyone is good, then it is truly good."

Wukong frowned, wanting to say something but stopping himself.

Sha Monk explained: "Master, the eldest brother..."

"Hey~" Tang Shan raised her hand to interrupt, and then took out a smaller black bottle.

"It would be better to use it with Shengseng's Unscientific Hair Growth Spray~"

Wukong...

Master, why don’t you consider changing your career? Sometimes I feel that being a monk is not suitable for you.

Sha Monk: "Master, the eldest brother is taking off the hair on his hands!"

He took two bottles and cans from Tang Shan. Can the hair on his hands grow on these things?

Xiaobai, who had followed and heard the conversation, stepped forward and asked, "What about the tail hair? Can it be used?"

He recently discovered that his white horsetail was not thick enough. What if his master fell in love with another horse?

The White Dragon Horse also has its own appearance anxiety.

Wukong held his forehead speechlessly. None of these people looked like they could be entrusted with important tasks.

He seemed to be about to say something to Lao Sha just now, but he suddenly forgot what he said.

Bajie: It’s okay, you don’t need to feel ashamed in front of me…

Tang Shan turned her head and looked at the horizon. "Why hasn't Bajie come back after being gone for so long?"

Oh! Idiot!

Wukong finally remembered.

"Master, Bajie might have some trouble returning the fan,"

Wukong answered in a low voice, maybe he would be slapped back later.

Tang Shan didn't take it seriously: "A little suffering is motivation. I believe Bajie can do it."

Anyway, if there is really a life-threatening situation, the system will definitely notify me.

As a result, the system came the next second.

"Friendly notice, Zhu Bajie's life is in danger outside the Banana Cave."

Tang Shan...

Tongzi, have you upgraded?

system:?

Tang Shan: Upgraded to the Crow Mouth System.

System: Go quickly, no one will be waited for after you’ve arrived.

Tang Shan had no choice but to change the subject abruptly: "But who says that I am a good master who loves his disciples so much? Let's go to Cuiyun Mountain."

Alas~ It’s not easy to earn a fortune of hundreds of billions, life is so hard~

His sight returned to the outside of the Banana Cave.

The Bull Demon King threw the Qingfeng sword to the ground and said in a cold tone: "Do you know what it means to not be afraid of boiling water?"

Bajie: Oh no, you still want to threaten me?

"I don't know, but I know you'll soon learn what it means to have hot cheeks."

"Pa!" The other side of Bull Demon King's face was also slapped hard.

Princess Iron Fan squatted down with an angry look on her face and picked up her two swords.

I gave you face, yet you still dare to throw my weapon.

The Bull Demon King was angry but dared not say anything, he could only hold his anger and vent it on Bajie.

"Bang!" The end of the iron rod hit the ground heavily, creating a small hole, with the rod body sinking several centimeters.

The Earth God buried in the mud was shaken to the point of dizziness and tinnitus.

Is there an earthquake? I feel dizzy.

Bajie changed his fearful and cowardly look and calmly lifted his bangs in front of his forehead.

"I advise you to be more polite to me."

"Hehehe!" The Bull Demon King laughed, "A defeated general has no right to say such things."

“Hoo~Hoo~”

"Ahhhh-"

The Bull Demon King's huge body flew away like a kite with a broken string.

"Ahhhhhhh-"

Those who screamed and flew away with him included Tang Shan and a few others who had just arrived at the Banana Cave.

Bajie stopped fanning himself and said, "I think I heard Master's voice."

Princess Iron Fan, who witnessed this scene, went from being shocked and puzzled to being angry and annoyed.

She raised her two swords and stabbed at Bajie, "You idiot pig, give me your life!"