Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 149 Master is in trouble

Sha Seng and the White Dragon Horse also looked at Tang Shan in surprise.

Xiaobai: "Master seems to have fallen asleep."

Tang Shan, who was lying in a big letter shape in front of me, fell asleep wearing an Angry Birds eye mask.

People fall asleep easily when the temperature is suitable, not to mention that Tang Shan is a sleepy person.

Sha Monk: "Isn't the ground hot here?"

They both looked at Bajie, "Second Brother, what do you think?"

Bajie looked at Tang Shan deeply and said, "Perhaps, Master has already mastered the Iron Sand Skill and is no longer afraid of heat or burns."

He almost wanted to laugh when he said this.

Sha Seng immediately changed his gaze to one of admiration, "Master has already reached this state, I thought Master only loved to eat and sleep, I was so superficial."

As he spoke, he walked to a pile of sand, rubbing his hands together, ready to do something big.

Bajie: "Lao Sha, what are you doing?"

I don't think he's planning to sleep on the iron plate with his head resting on the sand like his master.

Lao Sha said seriously, "I will start practicing Iron Sand Palm from now on. In time, I will be able to sleep on the scalding ground like my master."

Bajie: I just said it casually, how come you actually believed it?

You chose to fry sand during your good rest time. What's the point of learning it? How can you have the chance to encounter such hot ground?

Bajie was too lazy to pay attention to Sha Seng. He leaned against the tree trunk and closed his eyes to rest.

I'd better save my breath and energy and wait for the monkey to come back.

Wukong looked up from the clouds and saw from a distance a reflective object shaped like a human body lying straight on the ground.

Bajie was taking a nap beside a tree, Laosha was frying sand, and Xiaobai was in a daze.

So, that thing on the ground is the master?

"Idiot, how could you let the master lie on the ground?"

As soon as Wukong landed, he reached out and twisted Bajie's big ear, saying with some anger.

In this place, the soles of your feet feel so hot even when you wear shoes. An egg will be cooked instantly, let alone lying down on it.

"Brother Monkey, please let go first, it hurts~"

Bajie begged for mercy, "It was Master who insisted on sleeping, how could I stop him?"

Wukong didn't argue with him, but quickly squatted down and picked up Tang Shan.

My hand just touched Tang Shan's palm. Hmm? The temperature of my palm is cool!

Wukong started to shudder. He shouted hurriedly, "Come quickly! Master is completely frozen."

It’s so hot today, nothing could have happened!

When the others heard this, they were completely stunned!

Sha Seng was the first to rush over, his hands were red from being burned from frying sand.

He held Tang Shan's other hand, and now the temperature difference was even greater.

He choked and cried in panic, "It's true, Master's hands are really cold, wuwuwu, Master, could it be..."

Bajie pushed Sha Seng away with his butt, "Why are you crying? Let me see."

He reached out and touched it, wow, it was really cold.

But I have to say, it's really comfortable to hold this cold hand.

It's like suddenly encountering a big freezer in the desert.

Bajie couldn't help but put Tang Shan's hand close to his face to cool it down, "Master's hand is so comfortable~"

Wukong twisted his ear and stood up, "You dead pig, what are you doing to Master?"

It’s already this late, and you’re just concerned about enjoying the cool air by yourself.

Xiaobai nervously stretched out his trembling hand to test Tang Shan's breath.

Wukong was swinging his stick, preparing to give Bajie a meal of braised pork with sticks.

"Brother, look quickly, Master is still breathing."

And, it seemed, the breathing was quite steady and regular.

All the disciples gathered around in a flash.

Xiaobai held Tang Shan's hand and felt the slight coolness leaking out from the cuffs of her clothes.

He stretched out a finger and probed inside, and the extremely cool air instantly enveloped his entire finger.

He shuddered unexpectedly, and Bajie stared at him curiously, "What's wrong?"

Master, did a hedgehog grow inside of you and prick your hand?

Xiaobai tried his best to compose his words, "Master, he's very cool inside his clothes."

Wukong's golden eyes were full of confusion, "Are the clothes cool?"

Sha Seng suddenly remembered that his master had suddenly changed his robes and put on this strange outfit not long ago.

Could it be that this piece of clothing is a magic weapon that can generate air conditioning?

The disciples looked at each other tacitly and smiled.

So, Wukong occupied the position on Tang Shan's left.

He opened his left sleeve as wide as possible, and a steady stream of cold wind blew onto his face through the gap.

It was like a downpour after a drought, and my entire nostril was clear.

Bajie originally thought that since he was the second elder brother, the seat to the right of his master should belong to him.

In the end, he was pushed away by Xiaobai, who said very confidently: "If the master wakes up and sees you lying next to him, he will probably be scared."

Xiaobai's words were not an exaggeration. If Tang Shan saw Bajie lying with her, she would probably be traumatized.

At least, I don’t want to see anything like a pig’s head again.

"Xiaobai, I am your second senior brother after all. How can you judge me by my appearance?"

Bajie was furious. He was very upset that such a good position was taken away by someone else.

Sha Seng lay down on his left trouser leg and said, "Second Brother, our Master knows that those who are not handsome are not even looked at."

Rather than accusing Xiaobai of judging people by appearance, it would be better to just name the master.

Helpless, Bajie had to hold his breath and lie down under the right leg of his pants.

Tang Shan was lying in the middle with her arms and legs spread out inexplicably with four branches growing out of them.

Seen from the air, it looks like a big X.

Tang Shan, who was originally sleeping soundly, felt hotter and hotter, and the cool air generated by her clothes all leaked out from the four corners.

Finally, she was awakened by the heat.

The first second Tang Shan opened her eyes, she suspected that there was a problem with the quality of the clothes. After all, it was a trial pack for a new product, so it was normal for the performance to be unstable.

Until she saw that there was a monkey on her left and a white dragon on her right, and two lumps under her feet.

The root of the problem was found immediately.

Nowadays, there are groups of retired elderly people who go to shopping malls and supermarkets to use the air conditioning. Today, my four beloved disciples stole the air conditioning and heated their master to death.

She stood up quickly and retied the elastic bands on her hands and feet.

It’s not that Master doesn’t love you. After all, you are gods, so don’t fight with me, a mortal, for the air conditioner.

When Wukong saw that his master had woken up, he quickly told Tang Shan the information he had obtained.

When Bajie heard this, he felt like he was facing a formidable enemy. This mountain just happened to block the road to the west.

Who can get through the eight hundred miles of flames? I'm not the God of Fire.

"I don't want to be turned into a roasted pig. I think everyone should disperse here, otherwise we will all become roasted food."

I said I was just here to learn from the scriptures, it's not worth it to risk my life.

Even if Alan is not waiting for me in Gaojiazhuang, I can still go to Chenjiazhuang and Qianjiazhuang.

Sha Monk: "Second Brother, what nonsense are you talking about?"

We've already walked most of the way, why do you still want to break up when something goes wrong?

Xiaobai: "Master is so good to us, how could you abandon him?"

Wukong took out his golden cudgel to clean his ears, threatening to break anyone who dared to run.

Bajie spread his hands and said innocently: "I'm just here to work, don't try to impress me."