Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 145 Mu Cha's Courage

Guanyin swallowed and subconsciously looked in the direction of the Jade Emperor and Laojun.

I just happened to see the crowd retreating.

There might be bloodshed later, so it’s better for them to stay away.

Nezha: Tang Monk is so crazy, I’m beginning to admire him.

Red Boy was still struggling over whether he should help Green Boy hold down Guanyin's hand or help Guanyin burn the craniotomy knife with fire.

Oh, so confusing...

Mu Cha kept winking at Li Jing and Nezha, "Why don't you help talk? Otherwise, did I call you here just to pay to watch the fun?"

Li Jing touched his nose guiltily and shook his head slightly a few times.

My child, it’s not that I don’t want to help, but I really can’t do anything.

If it was Monkey King, I could probably just throw a pagoda to him as a token of my appreciation, but this is Tang Monk, what if I throw a pagoda and kill him?

When he thought of the consequences, Li Jing shook his head even more happily.

As for Nezha, his neck was stretched out and his face was full of anticipation and excitement.

wooden fork...

I feel like if Tang Seng said he needed an assistant, his younger brother would be the first to rush forward to help.

Forget it. No one can be relied upon at critical moments. It seems I have no choice but to protect my master at the risk of my life.

Young man, it is good to have courage.

Tang Shan had come to Mu Cha with a saw and an axe in her hands, with a huge smile on her face.

As a non-professional doctor who is just funny, maintaining a harmonious smile helps relieve the tension of patients and their families.

Mu Cha clucked! Didn’t you say you wanted to ask Guanyin to perform a skull surgery?

Why are you walking in front of me? Don't come over here~

Guanyin: Phew~ Fortunately, you are not looking for me.

"I guarantee that this craniotomy is safe, reliable, and has no side effects. It will definitely not leave any sequelae such as a crooked mouth or drooling. If Sister Guanyin doesn't believe me, you can let your beloved disciple try it yourself."

In front of Mu Cha, Tang Shan deliberately knocked the saw and axe against each other, making a crisp clanging sound.

"Look, it's sharp enough. It won't hurt so much when I open your head later."

You little brats, I'll scare you to death.

Mu Cha took several deep breaths and asked tremblingly, "No, no anesthesia?"

When I was a soldier in the mortal world, I would have a doctor help me with anesthetic powder after my bones were dug out to treat my wounds.

But when it comes to Tang Seng, digging a hole in his head is like playing a game to him.

Mr. and Mrs. Li Jing were so frightened that they dared not even breathe. "Silly son, you should have refused directly instead of discussing with him how to open his brain."

Nezha deliberately leaned close to Li Jing and his wife's ears and said, "Second brother, you are truly courageous."

Mrs. Li: We already have a son made of lotus root. Will we have another son with a lotus root head in the future?

It has been a long time since we made lotus root soup in this family.

When Tang Shan just mentioned Guanyin's beloved disciple, Red Boy quickly hid behind Bajie.

Bajie: "What are you doing?"

"Hush~" Red Boy stood close to Bajie, "You have a big target and can completely block me."

Bajie...

"Come out!"

Red Boy didn't waste any words, "If you keep yelling, I'll breathe fire and burn your butt."

Do you think I want to face your stinky pig ass?

Bajie: "Master, hide well. I promise no one will find you."

Lao Sha and Bai Longma looked at each other and consciously moved a few steps to the next room.

This way they wouldn't have to worry about Red Boy's fire accidentally hurting them.

"It's okay, gods are not afraid of pain!"

Tang Shan waved her hand, indicating that no anesthesia was needed.

After all, I don’t know where to insert the needle.

Mu Cha stammered, his body shaking slightly, and he glanced in the direction of Guanyin from time to time.

My father doesn't care about me, so I hope you, Master, don't care about me too.

Wukong covered his mouth and laughed, "Master, if you continue like this, I'm afraid I won't even be able to enter the Purple Bamboo Forest in the future."

In desperation, Guanyin suddenly felt that her dizziness was gone.

"I feel much better now, and that's the end of it."

"Okay," Tang Shan smiled and put the medical equipment back into her pocket, "let's call it a day."

Guanyin...

The Jade Emperor and Laojun pulled Guanyin aside and said, "It's good that there's a staircase down. This Tang Monk is not to be trifled with."

Originally, Guanyin wanted to complain to Tathagata, so that Tang Seng could be more restrained.

But then he thought that he was the one who recommended this monk. If Tathagata knew that he had gone so crazy, he would probably be held accountable.

This time he really shot himself in the foot and has no place to complain.

"Old Jade Emperor, do you recognize me, Old Sun?"

Wukong anxiously urged the Jade Emperor to take sides quickly so that he could regain his identity and kill the opposing monkey in a fair and just manner.

Six-eared Macaque: "Old Jade Emperor, open your eyes and take a good look. Who is the real one?"

The Jade Emperor scratched his head. No matter how he looked at it horizontally, vertically or sideways, they were exactly the same. How could he tell them apart?

So, the herd mentality came into play.

There are more people on Wukong's side, so it won't be embarrassing if you make the wrong choice.

"I choose monkey A."

"I'll beat you to death!" Wukong became furious when he heard this and raised the iron rod in his hand high.

Oops, I almost forgot that I am Monkey A now.

He put down his weapon with a wry smile, "It was just a misunderstanding."

I almost hit the wrong good guy.

The Jade Emperor, still in shock, had his heart pounding. The ferocity with which he raised the stick just now was exactly the same as it was five hundred years ago.

This must be true.

The six-eared macaque sneered, "You guys have no taste. You can't even tell the real thing from the fake."

Nezha was unhappy now, "Who are you calling shortsighted?"

Liu'er Mihou thought that he was as good as Wukong, so how could he be afraid of Nezha?

"What's wrong with you?"

"you"

"Okay, why are you arguing now? Wait until we've recognized each other and then go ahead and fight if you want."

Li Jing grabbed Nezha in annoyance and said that he would go home quickly after this to try out the medicine given by Tang Seng.

As for Mrs. Li, she was also anxious to go home and see if the bottle of magic oil was really that magical.

Nezha was suspicious. The two of them had changed their ways today and actually ignored him.

Now there are five people behind Wukong, but only two behind Liu'er Macaque.

Mu Cha approached Guanyin and said, "Tang Sanzang asked us to seriously deal with the monkey, but he hasn't even returned the bottle. Why don't we just stand with the smaller group and add Red Boy to make us even, and then throw the problem back to Tang Sanzang himself."

Guanyin was originally struggling to decide which one to choose, but when she heard this she thought it was a great idea.

In this case, we can only wait for Tang Seng to decide which one to choose.

If he makes the wrong choice and gets harassed by the fake Wukong, he will definitely come to me for help. I'm afraid he won't ask me for help then.

So, there were five people behind Liu'er Mihou.

Bajie, Laosha and Xiaobai all came to Tang Shan's side.

Sha Monk: "Master, there are the same number of people on both sides. What should we do?"

Bajie: "Don't worry, Master is so confident. He must have known who the real one is."

"Mmm~Mmm~Mmm~" (The sound of a chainsaw starting up.)

Tang Shan turned her back to the sun, raised her hands high, and let out the "hehehe" laugh that was unique to villains.

Wukong and the others covered their mouths and exclaimed, "It's the Chainsaw Massacre!"