Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 143 Don’t Read the Tightening Curse

Nezha looked at the IOU in his hand, his forehead throbbing.

"Okay, you said you were helping me, but are you helping me blackmail my whole family?"

He threw the IOU on the ground in annoyance. He was just thinking about how to raise one million taels.

Tang Shan immediately squatted down and blew away the dirt on the IOU with concern. Fortunately, the paper was not torn.

She looked up and saw Nezha with an angry face, "Hey, why are you so worried about your father's money?"

Tang Shan patted her trouser legs and stood up. "Without money, he can only stay at home. Without money, he has no status at home. Isn't this good?"

Nezha crossed his arms and pouted, "Oh? Then I have to thank you."

"You're welcome. As friends, I'll keep all the words of gratitude in my heart."

"You!" Nezha almost laughed out of anger.

Does this monk understand what irony means?

"Don't think I didn't hear what you said to him just now."

This one taught me how to steal the tower, and the other one taught the old man how to defend the tower.

What a good plan, both father and son can benefit.

Tang Shan understood. So this is what he was angry about.

"Bao, you really misunderstood me. What I did was called enduring humiliation and infiltrating the enemy."

"Haha," Nezha sneered, "You're really carrying a heavy burden by taking away millions of taels from my family."

Tang Shan explained with a smile, "I know the spell for the golden rope, so I can tell you. As for the combination lock, well, if I can install it, I can also dismantle it."

Nezha looked at her suspiciously, "So, how much money are you planning to cheat me out of?"

Tang Shan's face suddenly fell. "Can our relationship be measured by money?"

Nezha said expressionlessly, "Yes."

Haven’t you cheated me enough?

The last time Qingniu sucked away my weapon, he started his endless money-sucking journey.

I feel like if I meet Tang Monk, I will lose a lot of money.

I don’t know whether it can prevent the disaster or not, I only know that I will have to prevent Tang Sanzang from now on.

The six-eared macaque who overheard everything said: I didn’t expect that the holy monk people talk about is so greedy for money. If I can get more gold for him, he will definitely choose me.

Red Boy tried to restore the iron tool in his hand to its original state.

So he breathed out another breath of fire, thinking of melting the thing and then making another one exactly the same.

The idea is great, but the microphone is completely trash.

He looked at an unidentified black object on the ground that emitted a pungent smell. If Brother Green Boy asked him, could he say that the object had spontaneously combusted?

Tang Shan returned to the stage with great satisfaction. She had gained a lot today.

I felt that after today, I would have saved enough money to redeem myself, and I felt a lot more relieved.

"How's it going, old man? Have you made your choice?"

Even the emperor didn't take as long as you to choose a concubine.

In the end, Laojun stood behind Wukong.

Nezha and Li Jing stayed to participate in the gambling just for Laojun's treasure, so naturally they stood behind Wukong.

All of a sudden, there were four gods who chose the real Wukong.

Behind Liu'er Macaque are only the Dragon King of the East Sea and the Dragon King of the West Sea who may turn against him at any time.

Now, the pressure was put on the Jade Emperor and Guanyin.

In order to test whether Tang Monk Wukong and others were in cahoots with Guanyin, the Jade Emperor deliberately instigated Guanyin: "Use the tight-hoop curse to curse him!"

Goku:?

He is pretending not to feel pain, but I really feel pain!

"Old Jade Emperor, can't you think better of it? Are you using your power for personal gain and deliberately seeking revenge against me?"

The Jade Emperor thought Wukong was fake, "You are so quick to refuse, are you afraid of being exposed?"

Wukong...

So if it's not your problem, you don't have to care about my life or death.

The six-eared macaque shrugged nonchalantly, "As long as the faker can be caught, I'll be fine with it."

Lao Sha sighed and said, "Big Brother, you are truly great. You are willing to endure the tight spell in order to catch the goblin."

Wukong looked at Sha Wujing in disbelief, "Old Sha, who are you calling Big Brother?"

The six-eared macaque took a step forward and said, "Of course it's me."

"you!"

Seeing that the two monkeys were about to fight again, Guanyin quickly made hand gestures and chanted the spell to tighten the hoop.

"Ahhh~ It hurts, it hurts so much~" Wukong suddenly had a splitting headache. He covered his head and fell to the ground, curling up like a shrimp ball and rolling around.

The six-eared macaque followed suit and immediately fell down and rolled, crying out in pain.

Wukong cried out in pain: "Master, save me~"

At this time, Tang Shan and Red Boy were staring intently at the black thing on the ground.

"You said it became like this on its own?"

Red Boy nodded, "Yes, I just put it on the ground for a while, and when I turned around, it became like this."

Tang Shan: Do I look like a mentally retarded person?

This thing is obviously still hot, and the ones who are breathing fire, one was just chatting with me, and as for the other one...

Red Boy said nervously, "Don't you believe me?"

"Haha," Tang Shan laughed suddenly, "I believe you, of course I believe you. I would even believe you if you said Bull Demon King is not your father."

It’s just a microphone, how can it compare to the Good Boy Sudhana?

Red Boy: Why does it sound weird...

On this side, Wukong's shrill cries reached Tang Shan's ears.

She stood up suddenly and shouted angrily: "Who told you to recite the spell?"

Tang Shan sprinted a hundred meters to Guanyin's side, waved her hand, and stuffed a white overnight steamed bun into Guanyin's mouth.

"Wow~" Bajie, Laosha and Bailongma opened their eyes wide, "Master is so powerful!"

"Eh~" Laojun and the Jade Emperor looked at Guanyin with a look of holding back shit on their faces. This made things serious.

There was no sound of incantations, and Wukong suddenly became quiet.

Phew~ I’m finally saved.

Six-eared Macaque: Phew~ Finally I don’t have to crawl on the ground pretending to be in pain.

It seems that this monkey is not having a good time either. Why does he have this damn tight hoop curse?

Red Boy, who was following closely behind Tang Shan, was in a dilemma. Should I go up and help Guanyin take the steamed bun down?

Nezha and his family: Wow, Tang Monk is so awesome.

Guanyin suddenly opened her eyes, her eyes bloodshot.

Mu Cha quickly took out the steamed bun from Guanyin's mouth, which was so hard that it could kill an ant.

The air was so silent for a moment that you could even hear the sound of falling leaves.

"Guaguagua~"

A few birds flew over the sky.

"Dang" a drop of bird droppings suddenly fell on Guanyin's head.

Emmmmm...

Tang Shan: Tongzi, what should I do if I feel like laughing?

System: Hold it in, you’re risking your life in such a serious situation.

Tang Shan: Will Guanyin go on a killing spree and kill all of us who witnessed her ugly behavior?

The system stopped talking, so I decided to go back and submit another report to change the host.

Tang Shan: Tongzi? Tongzi?

Everyone covered their mouths and looked at the sky, the earth, and the mud and sand, but they didn't dare to look at Guanyin.

Damn it, don't laugh!

"Tang! San! Zang!"