Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 136 The Strongest Salesman in Journey to the West

Wukong looked up at the banner and asked, "Master, what are you planning?" What...

When that idiot Bajie comes back and sees this, I wonder how much more trouble he will cause.

The six-eared macaque also tried to get closer, "Master, when will Bajie, Lao Sha and the others come back?"

Wukong pointed at him and said angrily, "You impostor, you're the one who called me Bajie and Laosha!"

He really thinks he is the eldest senior brother. It makes him so angry!

The six-eared macaque laughed instead of getting angry, "I am their eldest senior brother, and I usually call my junior brothers like this. What do you know, you fake guy?"

"You are the fake!"

"I'm not, you are."

"You are!"

"no!"

"Yes!"

Tang Shan silently took out her noise-canceling headphones and put them on, and the whole world finally became quiet.

She sat at a wooden table with a sign in front of it: TICKET OFFICE.

There was a price tag on the table: ordinary card was one hundred taels of gold, membership card was two hundred taels, VIP card was three hundred taels, and supreme luxury card was five hundred taels.

Members with membership cards or above can participate in the circus's monkey gambling event.

A big red exclamation mark and a black arrow were added to the gambling monkey activity.

Following the direction of the arrow is another table with a sign hanging on it: Holy Monk Gambling House.

This table is slightly larger than the one at the ticket office. There is a red dividing line in the middle, with monkeys A and B on the left and right sides. Monkey A is Wukong and monkey B is Liu'er Macaque.

You can choose the bet amount and the odds below. The desktop is simple and clear, and even the dumbest person can understand it at a glance.

In order to maintain the on-site order of the circus, Tang Shan even installed two Bluetooth-controlled 3D surround speakers.

When something happens, notifications are made directly through the loudspeaker, and when nothing happens, popular songs are played inside.

When Bajie arrived with the Jade Emperor and Taishang Laojun, Lao Sha arrived with Guanyin and Red Boy, and the White Dragon Horse arrived with the Dragon Kings of the East and West Seas.

The speakers were playing Dinosaurs Against Wolves.

Tang Shan was listening to music and drinking tea in the front, while two monkeys were fighting in the back, raising dust and making a lively scene.

Guanyin: Should I praise him for being able to remain at ease in a harsh environment, or should I say that he is heartless and doesn't care about his apprentice's life or death?

Bajie, Lao Sha, and the White Dragon Horse said in unison, "Master, we're back."

Tang Shan immediately took off her headphones and quickly put on a standard smile that a service staff should have, which was polite, bright but not overly enthusiastic. Business is coming!

She stood up and threw the black and white suits she had prepared in advance into the hands of her three apprentices like flowers from heaven.

She jumped onto the table, raised her trumpet and said with high spirits: "Apprentices, our mission is..."

Bajie, Lao Sha, and the White Dragon Horse quickly stood in a row and shouted in unison, "We will ensure the smooth progress of the pilgrim team's work. We will respond to every customer's request and greet them with a smile."

Tang Shan nodded with satisfaction and continued: "Our goal is..."

“Make customers happy, reassure masters, and comfort the world.”

"Okay, very good, very good. Now quickly change your clothes and take your positions. Our circus activities are about to begin."

The gods who came were stunned when they heard this. Some even rubbed their eyes just to see the words "Circus" clearly.

Are we in the wrong place?

Then, Tang Shan pulled open a transparent screen between the immortal and his apprentice.

The apprentice couldn't see the immortal, but the immortal could see all three of them clearly.

Next came the sound of clothes being changed.

Guanyin quickly covered her eyes and turned around, "What a sin!"

Tang Shan walked silently to Guanyin with a smile on her face.

In her hand, she held a bottle of non-irritating, medical-grade, high-end eyewash.

"Avalokitesvara, seeing dirty things is not scary, just use this bottle of eyewash"

Tang Shan put the eyewash in front of Guanyin's eyes, "Wash out the dirt, it's healthier, and it can also clean the eyes, reduce inflammation, kill bacteria, fight fatigue, remove red bloodshot, and improve vision."

"Stop!" Guanyin stretched out her hand to push the eyewash away, half-believing and half-doubting, "Is it really that powerful?"

Tang Shan patted her chest and guaranteed, "Unscrupulous merchants have been deceiving you with advertisements for ten or eight years. I am different. I rely entirely on word of mouth."

If they wanted to cheat, they would have done it immediately and quickly. There would definitely not be a need for ten or eight years.

Guanyin: It would be a waste if I didn’t accept it. I finally got something from Tang Seng, so I’ll take it first.

"Okay, I'll try it."

She reached out to take the eyewash from Tang Shan's hand.

Tang Shan spread out her other hand and said, "I don't want 998, I don't want 98, I only want 9.88 ounces of gold and I can get this bottle of eyewash right away."

Guanyin paused with her hand holding the eyewash. Is it too late to say no now?

However, Tang Shan had already put both hands back into her pockets, not giving Guanyin any chance to regret.

"Don't worry, if you buy eyewash today, we'll give you a free sample. I guarantee you'll make a profit."

Guanyin accepted the eyewash with tears in her eyes, but Tang Shan didn't even bother to give her the change, and simply said that the small change was on the card and could be converted next time.

Then, Tang Shan went up to the Jade Emperor, Taishang Laojun and the Dragon King.

She lowered her voice deliberately and said mysteriously, "We've all seen fairies dancing, but I'm sure you haven't seen a hunk stripping off."

She glanced towards the screen a few times with a pointed look in her eyes.

Having just witnessed Guanyin being cheated, everyone now tightly covered their clothes and their money bags and magical instruments.

"No, no, no, we won't watch it."

Maybe you will have to pay for watching it.

Giving money is not a big deal, the main thing is that I can’t pay for those three ugly guys behind the screen!

If this gets out, even the gods will lose all their face in this life.

Tang Shan laughed and said, "Oh, what are you talking about? This is our circus's opening benefit show. It's completely free to watch. Not a penny is charged."

The Jade Emperor and the others immediately breathed a sigh of relief. This was not bad.

"It's just that if everyone thinks this show is too spicy,"

Taishang Laojun was the first to interrupt, "We don't need eyewash, thank you."

Tang Shan: Oh wow, you old man are quite polite.

"Eyewash is outdated and not suitable for you."

Guanyin, who was standing by, glanced down at what Red Boy was holding:???

The Jade Emperor and his companions were curious: Isn’t it eyewash?

Tang Shan took out several pairs of sunglasses from her pocket. Some were square, some were round, some were hexagonal...

"This thing can instantly blur the clarity of objects. Look, doesn't the screen now have a hazy beauty?"

The Jade Emperor, wearing square sunglasses, said: "It's quite gray..."

Tang Shan took out a few 4R stereoscopic virtual reality integrated glasses.

"It doesn't matter if you don't like sunglasses. Wear these and I guarantee you'll be satisfied and only see what you want to see."

The three apprentices who were changing their clothes seriously didn't notice anything unusual behind the screen.

After changing into his work clothes, Bajie even twisted his bucket waist a few times in a coquettish manner.

"Lao Sha Xiao Bai, do you think I'm handsome?"