Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 133 Two Monkeys Playing with a Pig

The two Wukongs looked at Bajie at the same time, "Fool, tell me!"

Lao Sha also stared at Bajie: "Second Brother, go ahead and tell me."

Wukong thought that although his relationship with Zhutou was not harmonious, they had been colleagues for so long after all, so they were definitely much more familiar with each other than just meeting some random people.

The six-eared macaque is good at observing people's words and expressions, and he found that the relationship between Wukong and Bajie as brothers was not close.

Maybe the idiot would choose this fake one on purpose to settle a personal grudge.

Bajie: Tell me, tell me you love me?

What the hell, if I could recognize it, why would I pretend to be so profound?

"I think it's fate that you two look exactly alike. Maybe you were born from the same mother hundreds of years ago."

Bajie tried hard to force a smile to smooth things over, but his body was slowly shrinking back.

The footsteps were extremely stealthy.

Goku:?

Everyone knows that I was born and raised from a crack in a rock, but that fat pig actually confused me with a goblin.

Wukong was furious: "You stupid idiot, I'm going to beat you so hard that your mother won't even recognize you!"

Bajing hugged Wukong and shouted excitedly: "This looks like Monkey King. He always says that when he beats me."

Tang Shan: Your way of identifying monkeys is quite unique.

All of a sudden, the pressure was put on Liu'er Mihou again.

Everyone looked at him, wondering what he was going to say.

The six-eared macaque pretended to be embarrassed and said, "I am just a stone monkey. I am grateful to the master for not abandoning me and allowing me to obtain the scriptures with my fellow disciples and achieve great merit."

He looked at Bajie again and said, "I was a little harsh on you before. Now that you encountered a demon pretending to be me today, I don't blame you for not recognizing me."

He looked at Sha Seng again, "Just don't let the monster hurt Master."

After hearing these words, Bajie and Lao Sha were stunned.

Lao Sha: "Second Brother, I feel like what he said is quite sincere and heartfelt, and quite like what the eldest brother said."

Wukong was extremely angry. He only said one sentence, but the other party deliberately picked out a lot of good things to say.

But Bajie and Lao Sha are not very smart.

Wukong: "Bajie, tell me, who is your eldest senior brother?"

Bajie: Are you blind? Lao Sha, Xiao Bai and Master are right next door, why are you asking me?

It’s okay if you answer correctly, but if you answer incorrectly, you will be punished later.

The probability of answering correctly or incorrectly is 50-50. We cannot take any risks. It is safer to pretend to be deaf and dumb.

"Hey, Master, you called me! I'm coming right over~"

Bajie trotted back to Tang Shan's side and hurriedly handed the kettle to his master, regardless of whether she was thirsty or not.

Tang Shan: I felt inexplicably treated with filial piety by my apprentice.

Sha Seng was still standing in a daze at the forefront of right and wrong. Did the master just speak? Why didn’t I hear it?

The six-eared macaque turned his head and grinned at him provocatively, his eyes seeming to say: Look, even your fellow apprentice can't recognize you.

System: Host, don’t you want to help Wukong?

Tang Shan: Wouldn’t it be nice if someone volunteered to work for free?

System: A horse isn’t enough to satisfy you?

Tang Shan: The song is well sung. The birds in the trees are in pairs.

Why should I worry about whether it's real or fake when I can have two horses at the same time?

Broaden your horizons and have a big picture!

Behind every successful monk there are often countless good disciples who silently support him.

System: As expected of a slave working for a black company, you are now enjoying the pleasure of controlling a horse.

The six-eared macaque raised his iron rod and pointed it at Wukong, "Demon, do you have anything else to say?"

Wukong: "They can't recognize you or me, but I believe Master will!"

Tang Shan: Thank you for your trust, my eldest disciple, but what if I don’t intend to recognize you?

The six-eared macaque sneered and thought to himself: Even the gods can't recognize it, what can a mere mortal monk do.

Wukong took a few steps forward so that Tang Shan could see more clearly.

"Master, look, I am Kong Kong."

He believed that the master would be able to recognize him.

The six-eared macaque also took a few steps forward, thinking about Wukong's appearance, "Master, I am Kongkong, don't be fooled."

System: Host, I have prepared a lie detector for you. You will know who is lying with just one test.

Tang Shan: No rush.

"Excuse me, Mr. Wukong, are you both willing to accompany me to the West to obtain the scriptures? Regardless of wealth or poverty, health or illness, are you willing to protect me wholeheartedly until..."

System: Are you the witness or the person involved? If someone didn’t know, they would think that the three of you were going to get married today!

Before he finished speaking, the six-eared macaque took the lead and answered, "I do."

He really didn't have the patience to listen to the monk's long speech any longer.

Bajie scratched his head. Why did this line sound so familiar? Where had he heard it before?

Wukong was startled; he had gotten there first!

No wonder the master said that hesitation would lead to failure. He quickly followed suit and said, "I do."

Tang Shan nodded with satisfaction, "It's more important for the three of us to live a good life than anything else."

Bajie shouted, "Master, I disagree. There are still three of us, Lao Sha, Xiao Bai, and me!"

The master has always favored monkeys, and now there is one more. I am afraid that I will not even have a place to eat in the future.

He even began to imagine that during meal time, he was standing next to the White Dragon Horse with a bowl of rice in his hand.

One person and one horse are a dining companion.

Wukong: "I don't agree either."

Keeping a goblin whose identity is unknown and even the eyes of fire cannot see through him is like a time bomb.

What's more, I am the only eldest disciple of the master, and no one can replace me!

Six-eared Macaque: "I don't agree either!"

Sun Wukong has great magical powers. If we can't drive him away now, there will definitely be a lot of trouble in the future.

I can't just imitate him all the time, otherwise I'll end up being praised by the world.

Tang Shan sighed softly, it seemed that she could no longer hope to enjoy the blessing of Qi Hou.

In that case, don't blame me for exploiting the horse.

System: I always feel like she’s going to start causing trouble again.

After thinking for a few seconds, Tang Shan said seriously, "It's hard to prove the truth of this matter with just my words. To ensure the result is foolproof, I decided to ask the gods I know to come and identify them one by one."

Wukong laughed proudly and said, "That's good, that's good. I don't believe you can still deceive everyone."

The six-eared macaque also laughed and said, "True gold fears no fire. We'll see what happens."

Bajie, Sha Seng and the White Dragon Horse split into three groups and went to the sky and the sea to mobilize people.

Tang Shan found an open space and hung a red banner between two big trees.

After Wukong saw the words clearly, his anticipation for the identification competition plummeted.

In large bold gold letters it was written: Two Monkeys and a Pig Circus.

Wukong...

Did I expect too much from my master?

At this time, Sha Seng was running all the way and was just outside the Purple Bamboo Forest.

The messenger Mucha stood by respectfully.

Sha Monk clasped his hands together and said, "I have been entrusted by my master to invite Guanyin to come down to the mortal world."

Mu Cha remembered Guanyin's previous instructions that Tang Seng and his disciples were not allowed to enter.

So, "Please tell the holy monk that Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara is not seeing visitors recently."

After saying that, he quickly ran away, fearing that Lao Sha would get to him.

Sha Seng was blocked outside and was pacing back and forth anxiously, not knowing what to do.

Shancai Tongzi, also known as Red Boy, happened to pass by.

Sha Seng quickly waved his hands and shouted, "Wangcai~Wangcai~is that you? I'm Lao Sha!"