Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 119 Send a Stupid One

Wukong: "Master, we can go now."

"We can't leave yet."

Bajie was the first to rush out and ask, "Why?"

It's not advisable to stay here for long. If I stay any longer, I will cross species.

"Because," Holmes put her index finger against the bridge of her nose and made a gathering gesture, "there is only one truth."

Bajie was speechless, "Master, can you tell me something I can understand?"

"Hey you're so stupid, okay then."

Tang Shan hooked her finger at her disciples mysteriously, "I suspect the current Majesty is a fake."

She held her head high and thought, "What do you think? Master is awesome, isn't he?"

Please start your praise and don’t be stingy with your monetary rewards.

The air was quiet for a few seconds.

Wukong: "Oh~ It seems to be none of my business."

Bajie: "What do you mean it's none of your business? Her Majesty, you've verified it's fine."

"Why, my Fiery Eyes and Golden Eyes also include after-sales service? I'm just working for free, and I'm even paying for it, what else do you want?"

Wukong did a backflip and sat on the recliner, looking a little unhappy.

He worked diligently and responsibly to fight monsters and escort his master to obtain the scriptures, and he was able to help four people.

You, a burden, not only don't help but also cause trouble.

Bajie was afraid that he would be hit in the face again, so he held his hands away from Wukong.

He muttered quietly, "I just said something, what's the big deal? You're so stingy."

Sha Monk came up to him and said, "Second Brother, please stop talking."

If a fight breaks out, he'll start crying and yelling, wasting my tissues.

"Lao Sha, go call the general. Bajie has arranged to meet His Majesty in the Imperial Garden."

"When the time comes, we will bring the general to confront His Majesty face to face. If it's fake, it will definitely be exposed."

Bajie: "Master, why did I ask His Majesty to meet me in the Imperial Garden? What if she really is a demon? Wouldn't I be in great danger?"

When he thought of this, he shook his head vigorously, "I'm not good at this, let Monkey go."

"Second Brother, how about I switch places with you and you go call the General."

"What!" Bajie raised his voice. "I'm going to look for that tigress? She stabbed me with her sword before I could even say anything. No way!"

Wukong: "Then tell me what you can do. You can't do this or that. What are you doing here? Responsible for eating?"

Tang Shan advised: "If you hadn't stayed with her all night yesterday, she would have done something bad to you long ago. The reason they sent you there was to lower their vigilance."

Bajie was stunned. "Master, do I play such an important role?"

This is the first time that my master has entrusted me with an important task. So it’s not impossible for me to go.

Otherwise, I don’t know how much more nasty words that dead monkey would say.

Tang Shan nodded. "Of course it's important. If I send someone stupid to date her, she won't suspect there's a trap."

Bajie: You have invisibly hurt the fiery heart of an innocent boy.

"Shouldn't Lao Sha go then?"

Sha Seng turned around in surprise and said, "Second Brother, if you say that, I won't give you tissues anymore."

I, Lao Sha, also have a temper.

"No, no, no, I'll go, I'll go!"

Anyway, I'll be beaten up if I find that tigress, and I'll be beaten up if I meet a demon, so I'll just take it as it comes.

"Brother Monkey, you will protect me from behind, right?"

Bajie's eager gaze was fixed on Wukong. Come on, tell me you can do it!

Wukong looked at Tang Shan and said, "It depends on Master's arrangements."

Tang Shan nodded immediately: "Of course they will. Just go ahead and feel free. We'll take care of you if anything goes wrong."

Bajie: Monks don’t tell lies. Please believe me for once.

After he and Lao Sha set off, Wukong asked, "Master, where are we going now?"

"Follow Jack."

"Follow it?" Wukong pointed at the mouse excitedly.

"Are we going to dig a hole and leave the Kingdom of Daughters?"

"Not."

"Master, didn't you just say we were going to protect Bajie?"

"Shh~ If you don't tell me and I don't tell him, how would he know that we have no protection, right?"

Wukong didn't hesitate at all, "I will listen to Master."

It's time to let the fat pig feel the fear of facing the goblin alone.

He secretly felt a sense of pleasure in his heart.

Jack led Tang Shan and Wukong to a small hole covered by weeds in the corner of the wall on the left side of the queen's bedroom.

It came in from here yesterday.

Fortunately, the queen advocates frugality and the palace has not undergone major renovations for a long time, so no one has discovered these small holes.

It also left her with a glimmer of hope.

Wukong squatted down and measured it with his fist. "Master, it's the size of a fist. How long will it take to dig you in?"

Tang Shan was embarrassed, "Kong Kong, you can actually turn yourself into a fly and fly in."

"No, I'm leaving. It's dangerous for you to stay here alone!"

Wukong shook his head and said that he had to wait for Lao Sha to come back.

"Don't worry, I just asked Bajie to call Her Majesty away in advance. Lao Sha and the general will hold her back. The bedroom will be safe now."

"But what if this goblin has helpers..."

"Kong Kong, hesitation will lead to failure. I'm afraid you've already gone in and seen the whole conversation we've been having."

Wukong couldn't persuade Tang Shan, so he had to remind her again: "Master, if anything happens, remember to take out all the magic weapons of Taishang Laojun."

Just throw them all at the goblin's head.

Wukong gave Jack many long-winded instructions before turning into a bug and following him.

"Listen up, mouse in front! No farting, lead the way."

Tang Shan walked into the queen's bedroom bored.

The layout and furnishings are basically the same, except for the smell.

She took a deep breath. When they first met, the queen's scent seemed like a sweet floral fragrance, but now the scent in the room was more like the smell of moss after rain.

It is common to throw away withered peony flowers, but how come even the mutton-fat jade vase that contained the flowers is gone?

Tang Shan remembered that in TV dramas, the places where important people lived all had basements, so maybe the switch was there.

She touched everything in the house, including the tables, chairs, cabinets, and dressing tables.

Even the paintings on the wall were not spared.

None of them. Did I guess wrong?

Tang Shan collapsed on the chair exhausted. It seemed that being a detective wasn't an easy job after all.

The corner of her eyes suddenly swept over the bed. Under the thick bedding, was it just a wooden board or was there something hidden inside?

As the saying goes, don't think, just do it.

She climbed onto the bed and pushed the quilt aside, revealing the bed board underneath.

Clang! The sound of a basin of water hitting the ground.

"Holy, holy monk, think about it, I didn't see anything."

The visitor ran out excitedly, as if he had just found a melon.

Tang Shan: No, it doesn't matter if you misunderstood me, but at least wipe the water off the floor and take the basin away...