Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 117 Stay Calm! You Must Be Strong!

Bajie looked at Tang Shan with a look of pleading, "Master, save me."

She silently tilted her head to the side and said, "Or you can just hand yourself over to the general and let him kill you or slice you up. I am really tired of this."

I can’t control it, I don’t want to control it, let the earth be destroyed.

Bajie was petrified on the spot. He didn't know when the earth would explode, but he had achieved a world where he was the only one injured.

I thought my situation was bad enough, but I didn't expect it to be even worse.

Two palace maids walked by the door, whispering to each other. They glanced at Bajie, then lowered their heads shyly and continued walking forward.

The sound of gossip was neither too loud nor too soft, just enough to reach the ears of everyone in the room.

"Have you heard? It turns out that His Majesty is not going to marry Zhu Bajie to the general, but to reward him to the army."

"What? Isn't that the military duck whose jade arms thousands of people rest their heads on, and whose red lips thousands of people taste?"

"Hush, that's what I mean. I wonder if we palace maids can also have a go at it."

Boom! Bajie's head seemed to be struck by lightning.

He trembled and repeated the words of the palace maid, "Duck, army, army duck."

The silly Sha Monk asked curiously, "Master, what is a military duck?"

Second Brother is obviously a pig.

After hearing this, the general's anger turned into laughter, and she retracted her sword.

"Since this matter has nothing to do with me, I will take my leave."

Before turning around and leaving, he took a deep look at Bajie.

That look seemed to say: I hope you can hold on.

"Hahahahahaha..." She laughed happily towards the sky and went out.

Sha Seng got goose bumps all over his body, "Master, the general's smile is so cunning."

Wukong whispered two words in Sha Seng's ear, and his eyes changed from shock to surprise and then to sympathy.

"Second Brother?" He waved his hand in front of Bajie's eyes, "Second Brother, please don't scare us."

"Master, Second Brother is not moving, he won't even blink!"

Wukong walked over to Bajie and said, "Calm down. These are just minor issues. Haven't you always liked picking up girls? Now I can satisfy you all at once."

Sha Seng listened and thought Wukong had some truth in what he said. "Then, Second Brother, are you too happy now that you can't speak?"

Bajie's dejected expression, which seemed to have lost all hope in life, finally showed a crack.

"I'm not happy for you, do you know how many people there are in the three armies?"

Sha Seng scratched his head and said, "I don't know. I've never been in the army."

Does this have anything to do with Second Brother being a military duck?

Bajie resisted the urge to call Old Sha stupid. He stretched out his fingers and spoke to Sha Seng one by one.

"Three armies, even if one army only has 10,000 men, there are still 30,000 men!"

"You want me to sleep with 30,000 people? Even if I work without sleep, I can sleep with more than 10 or 20 people a day. Even the production team's cows can't do it."

At this time, Sha Seng was still counting on his fingers. Twenty a day, how many days would it take for one turn?

Wukong just kept repeating one word: "Stay calm, don't panic when encountering problems."

Bajie gave up and acted tough for the first time in his life.

"Fuck off!"

I'm about to be taken away and treated inhumanely, so why should I endure it?

Wukong was not angry at this time, after all, he knew how to rub salt into the wound.

"It's okay. You're going to be a soldier soon. It's normal to have a bad temper."

Wukong put his arm around his shoulders and smiled mischievously.

"But you can't be like this when you go to the army. They are not like me, the eldest brother. If you make them unhappy, you will be the one who suffers."

Bajie seemed to have lost all his strength and ability at once, and he let Wukong's hand rest on his shoulder.

Sha Seng took out a tissue from his pocket and said, "It's not a sin for a man to cry."

Bajie burst into tears and said, "Wuwuwu, Monkey Brother, please save me."

Wukong: "Brother Pig, strictly speaking, I am just a demon that burst out of a stone by absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon and gathering the spiritual energy of heaven and earth."

"You are the true immortal from the heavenly court. If you can't do anything, what can I do?"

Bajie: "How can you be helpless? You can just use your stick to give them a few bangs."

Wukong: You really dare to think that. You let me do the hurtful things. Why don’t you go and rake a few times when you have a rake yourself?

"Bajie, they are all mortals, and women at that. How can they withstand a blow from me?"

Bajie: Ah, you can’t save it?

You keep saying that you are the Monkey King and have killed countless monsters. Now you tell me that you are a monster so there is nothing I can do?

He turned his gaze to Tang Shan again.

"Master, help me."

Tang Shan sighed softly: "Bajie, you have to be strong."

"Normally speaking, I am just a mortal, an ordinary person. I really can't help you with love."

“Master, if you don’t want to chant sutras for them, then chant the Heart Purification Mantra!”

"Haha." Tang Shan laughed awkwardly, "But I don't know how to do that either..."

Bajie placed his last hope on Sha Seng, "Old Sha."

"Second Brother, you don't have to tell me. I will come back to visit you during the holidays."

Bajie: Okay, you can’t help me, right?

"I'm packing up and heading back to Gao Village now. We can't get the scriptures anyway. When I'm gone, I don't know which one of you will be the one to report the reward to the three armies."

Wukong: "I see you've been longing to return to Gao Village for a long time."

Bajie: "Let's just disband here. Master, return to the Tang Dynasty to be your holy monk. Monkey King, return to the Flower-Fruit Mountain. Old Sand, you return to the Flowing Sand River. Let's part ways and live happily ever after."

Sha Seng was the first to express his objection.

"Master, Senior Brother, if you go back, the best you can do is retire and enjoy your retirement, with a wife and a warm bed. But if I go back, I will suffer the pain of being pierced by thousands of arrows every day."

So he never thought of giving up his journey to obtain the scriptures.

"We've already covered most of the way, why should we fail at this last moment?"

System: Host, if Zhu Bajie quits midway, your mission will be deemed a failure.

The gold, silver and treasures you collected before will be cleared, and you need to start your journey of obtaining knowledge and making money all over again.

Tang Shan: Yes, you are such a sensible and considerate system.

The system, feeling uneasy after being praised for no apparent reason, felt as if the words were being said inversely...

Tang Shan: Don’t doubt, don’t question, just believe.

"Well, it seems His Majesty didn't issue an imperial decree. Strictly speaking, I haven't seen His Majesty say these things in person."

Is it too early to be pessimistic now?

A word awakened the dreamer, and Bajie patted his belly, "Yes!"

"Her Majesty is afraid of me, so how could she possibly keep me here?"

Wukong and Lao Sha were afraid that they would be left behind to become the queens of the East and West Palaces.

"Master, since His Majesty is alright, we might as well set off as soon as possible."

The queen in the basement was shocked. If they left, she would have to stay in this dungeon forever!

At this time, there was a rustling sound coming from the corner of the wall.

"Ah! There's a mouse!"