Me at two years old, a queen!

Chapter 111 Pigs Can Eat People

"An'an~, a normal person can't have that many babies! Only a sow can have so many!"

Seeing An'an being carried back with red eyes, Ji Jianshu was somewhat puzzled. He had wanted to go with her earlier, but the staff wouldn't allow it, so he earnestly explained the situation to her.

"Oh! Does that mean my dad will always be inferior to a pig?"

"So, if my dad isn't a normal person, does that mean it's okay?"

An'an, still unwilling to give up, asked Ji Jianshu again, after all, he was the smartest child she had ever seen, the one with the most brains.

Ji Jianshu noticed that An'an kept staring at the man's stomach, as if she wouldn't stop until a piglet came out. She pounded her head and thought for a moment.

"But Uncle Lu seems perfectly normal. I don't know how to make an adult act abnormal. I might have to go back and ask my teacher!"

Feeling dejected, An'an hugged the pig, squatted on the ground, and drew circles, looking rather depressed.

"Come here! Feed your two piglets something, don't let them faint from hunger!"

Lu Junxing carried the pig feed bucket, scooped two spoonfuls of pig feed in front of the two of them, and placed them in two stainless steel basins, then worriedly reminded them, "Don't steal any, okay?"

[Haha~, with this entourage, anyone who didn't know better would think Mr. Lu was serving food to two kids!]

[An'an's dad? How worried is that? Who would be so foolish as to eat pig swill?]

Both pigs looked listless; they were just grunting a moment ago!

[Haha, when I was little, there were many kids in my family, and this was how my mom scooped rice for us!]

An'an held the pig with her legs, pried open its mouth with one hand, and used a broken rice spoon she had found in the other to feed the piglet: "Huh? Open your mouth!"

The pig that Ji Jianshu was pulling rushed towards the smell of pig feed without him holding on, and fell to the ground. He didn't bother with it anymore; as long as it got fed, that was enough.

Turning around and seeing An'an's posture, she remembered the uncle's calls and helped coax the pig to eat: "Cluck cluck cluck~, peck peck~"

The staff were worried that An'an might crush the piglet, since An'an's weight was quite heavy sitting on it: "An'an? Why don't you let go of it and let it eat by itself!"

"But it's still a piglet! It needs its mother to feed it!"

"Um...does that mean Mommy also needs to teach the baby to eat by themselves?"

Xie Han tried to coax the child by recalling the parenting knowledge she had read in books when preparing for the show: "So, An'an, shouldn't you let the little piglet learn to eat by himself too?"

"Yes~"

An'an thought it made sense, so she coaxed the little pig: "Baby~, you have to learn to eat by yourself~, so you can eat lots of food when you go to kindergarten~, bowl after bowl! Quickly and full!"

Ji Jianshu and the others saw that as soon as An'an released the piglet, it buried its head in the basin and ate with gusto, as if it hadn't eaten for centuries.

"An'an~, I think it might be... we just stopped them from eating. They can eat on their own!"

Seeing that his piglet hadn't even looked up while eating, Ji Jianshu solemnly stated this fact.

An'an fell silent, thinking, "Pigs can be smart too? Maybe I should talk to the piglet and swap brains with it!"

Seeing that his piglet had almost finished eating, Ji Jianshu picked up a small piece of pumpkin that Ni Hao had chopped earlier and threw it into its bowl. Unexpectedly, the piglet sniffed it and then refused to even look at it.

An'an saw it too: "Piggy~, you don't like pumpkin either?"

"I don't like it either~, so what do you like to eat?"

An'an strolled around the thatched shed and then spotted the twin pig feed that Lu Junxing had brought earlier. She grabbed a handful and shoved it towards the pigs' mouths.

The staff were so frightened that they quickly dropped the machine and pulled her hand away: "An'an~, Xiao Shu, don't put your hands over there~, or you'll get bitten by a pig!"

Ji Jianshu also realized what was happening. He held An'an's little hand and looked at it. There was nothing he could do; he had finally met a little friend who wasn't too bad.

I don't want her little hand to be bitten off by a pig. It would be so imperfect for a perfectly healthy person to lose a hand.

[Oh my god!! This is so dangerous!]

Pigs are omnivores; they can eat meat! They will eat people!

Yes, when I was a child in my hometown, my neighbor's grandson fell into the pigsty and was eaten by the pigs!

【Ahhh! That's terrifying! So dangerous! An'an was holding a piglet earlier, so scary!!】

Thank you so much, young man, for saving An'an! Good deeds are rewarded!

[Oh my god, my in-laws are helping me take care of the kids back in our hometown, and they're also raising pigs. I need to remind them!!]

An'an and Ji Jianshu intentionally kept their distance from the piglets. If An'an forgot about the piglets while they were eating, they would remind her.

"An'an~, I think that's enough. What if I eat too much and die?"

Ji Jianshu pulled An'an's hand, which was holding a handful of feed, and told her to stop adding more feed to the two piglets. Seeing that her brother Ji Jianshu and the staff were so insistent, An'an had no choice but to regretfully put the feed back.

But when no one was looking, she opened her trouser pocket and secretly grabbed another handful. Seeing that the pocket wasn't full, she grabbed a little more.

"An'an, hurry up! We've tied all the pigs up with ropes. Let's go put the piglets back in the pen together! Otherwise, Uncle Pig will start yelling at us again!"

"Here they come! I'll lead them!"

On the other side, Lu Junxing arrived with pig feed to meet up with his uncle and Ni Hao. Ni Hao noticed that her uncle had a bad temper and looked down on the people there.

However, she didn't show it and tried her best to work, but she still got scolded a lot. She only breathed a sigh of relief when she saw Lu Junxing coming over.

He thought to himself, "We can't just keep criticizing her all the time. Even if she's humiliated, it's not as humiliating as the richest man being scolded by a pig farmer from the countryside."

Unexpectedly, Lu Jun was able to do everything exactly as her uncle asked, demonstrating remarkable execution skills. Not to mention, scolding him was even harsher in comparison.

"You're dumping so much here and so little there? Are you trying to eat yourself to death while starving yourself to death?"

"You've poured this all over the piglet's head! Do you want it to turn its head and eat it on its own, or do you want it to get eaten by other pigs? Did you forget to cover your eyes when you left home?"

"You're so young, how can you be so inexperienced? Even a six-year-old in our village is better than you!"

Seeing the piglets eating heartily, the uncle nodded in satisfaction. He was even happier when he saw the two little children leading the pig, its belly round and full.

"You two little ones are quite capable!"

"Once you learn this skill, making a living won't be a problem!"

"That's right! We're so good at feeding them! When I grow up, I'll feed the pigs whenever I have free time!"

An'an snuggled up to Lu Junxing's leg and said to her uncle with a grin, "When I need something, I'll ask my dad to help feed the pigs for someone~ My dad is really good!"