flstandardbreds Chapter 295 Her Brain Crawling on the Ground
Chapter 295 Her Brain Crawling on the Ground
Chapter 295 Her Brain Crawled on the Ground
I was sweating profusely for a moment, my body approaching a magical state between liquefaction and sublimation, as if I had melted gelatin sheets in hot water for breakfast today, and they were about to combine with the water in my body to form a jelly...
In fact, Yili's figure can achieve that jelly effect. He just needs to open his arms and jump a few times.
In fact, this breakfast was no different from the previous ones. Aiyin was taking notes while reading a fashion magazine. Deng took out small stones of different shapes and colors from his pocket and watched the colors of their irregular edges shining in the light when they collided with each other. The teacher had no way to deal with this group of careless children. She could only pretend not to see them and write her own notes on the blackboard.
Ah, everything is just as usual...Except for the doctor's always menacing silver-haired friend, the murderous undead guitarist Momoka Kawamoto!
She actually changed into Yuqiu's school uniform winter jacket, crossed her legs, held a lollipop in her mouth, and looked down at all the poor classmates in the class who were a head shorter than her with a villainous expression... Was she choosing today's dinner?
Of course!
"To the student in the back row," the teacher felt the classroom atmosphere couldn't remain so dull any longer and needed to bring up some new topics to liven up the discussion. "Can you tell me how to calculate the instantaneous velocity in this question on the blackboard?"
Taoxiang pointed at herself in surprise and said, "I didn't even bring textbooks, paper and pen. You ask me?"
"Yes, that's you. Just write the formula and substitute the numbers on the blackboard. You don't need to calculate the result."
Kids nowadays are so lazy. When I was in school, I had to memorize even the physical constants myself. Now, these people are just dragging their feet just by memorizing a formula.
Taoxiang was a little hesitant and walked up to the podium hesitantly. Her silver hair, although a little dull, was extremely dashing. Her tall and slender figure was set off by her well-fitting winter windbreaker and school uniform. Her confused and determined eyes (even if she didn't know how to write at all, she had to write a little bit) immediately attracted everyone's attention.
"What a pretty girl... I think I've seen her somewhere before."
"I think I've seen her live. Her name is...something Taoxiang?"
"You can call her anything, I just want her contact information. Do you think she would agree if I asked her out to see a movie?"
"You're not as tall as me, right? You have to stand on tiptoe to kiss me, hahahaha..."
Listening to the constant whispers below the podium, the teacher frowned and slammed the handouts in his hand onto the podium with a deafening sound.
"I don't mind you not paying attention in class, but I can't let you point fingers at girls behind their backs! As punishment, everyone's homework will be doubled today... Don't mind, please continue writing."
The audience was completely silent. Subaru, who had gone to the window seat to listen and enjoy the view, looked at the Class-A war criminal sitting in the front row with his head huddled in confusion.
Although I don’t have to write it, I’m afraid we’ll start fighting after class, right?
Should we wait until the people are executing war criminals and then sneak in to take action?
Like playing football, take two steps back, aim, and charge, then use the arch of your foot to slam the butt of the villain who has offended everyone...
First there was a loud “bang” that felt like a huge blow!
Then there was a sound like Tom Cat, ah——
Just thinking about it really relieves my stress!
Taoxiang smiled and turned back to face the blackboard, chalk dust kept falling - what a good teacher, although I am an adult in society and don't mind these showy and repressed young people having a little fantasy about me, but... anyway, I can't let this teacher down.
Playing house is over!
Divide dx by dt and square it, add the square of the y-axis velocity, take the square root of the sum, and mark the direction as 45 degrees with the positive direction of the X-axis being the base. It's a perfect flow.
Don't be nervous, Momoka didn't study secretly. She just glanced at the correct answer when she passed by Aine's seat on the stage (laughs).
"All correct," the teacher couldn't help but applaud, making Momoka feel a little embarrassed. She laughed along and scratched her head. "This student didn't bring a textbook, but he was able to write down the answers perfectly. It seems like he has memorized them."
"No, no, it's just that my eyesight is better, hahaha..."
The second half was a very quiet mumbling, probably only Taoxiang herself could hear it.
"Then please ask her to be my teaching assistant for this class."
"Ah...ah? Wait, teacher...I'm sorry, I'm afraid I'm not up to the task. It's like this..."
Taoxiang began to hurriedly explain why she couldn't stay on the podium all the time, and carefully chose her words so as not to destroy the teacher's impression of her as a good student.
Subaru was grinning in the audience. It was exactly what I thought. This guy couldn't even remember what he had for breakfast, so there was no way he could remember anything he learned, right?
The smile doesn't disappear, it just shifts.
……
At the same time, Class B of Grade 1 next door.
Xiangzi's class teacher seemed to have found a new favorite.
These are the two people in front of me - a blonde and wheat-skinned student standing on the podium, speaking fluently and confidently to the whole class about the history of the development of Western classical music, and her little assistant, a kitten-like girl with a cute bow hair accessory, who points out her knowledge gaps and errors.
The knowledgeable and elegant Sherlock and Watson have been resurrected in Neon - such a strong sense of déjà vu, how could I have such a dream?
Although this class was a history class and I was a math teacher by profession, I was just worried about these naughty kids coming over to take a look.
"...The founding of the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra speaks volumes. For example, Germans aren't as rigid and robotic as people say online. They write songs with great emotion."
Applause broke out, and Rupa and Zhizhi sat down in the aisle next to Xiangzi with smiles on their faces. The two temporary small chairs were their seats for attending the class... At least Xiangzi didn't have any objections. Rupa was plump and soft, and it felt warm to lean on her. Miss Zhi must be eating really well.
Unlike that Aine, who would come over to me before class and give me a strange, uncomfortable, and cold hug, and thank me for letting Su Shi bring her breakfast...
But I didn't say that. It was Su Shi's own idea, right? Why use my name?
"Now, it's the turn of the student in the corner. She's so cute, but she doesn't wear her uniform properly. She's actually quite conspicuous in the corner."
Nina: ...I'm sorry, I just didn't go to school much and don't have much experience. I'll be more careful next time.
"Do you have any knowledge about that era that you would like to share with us?"
Renai was a little nervous. This wasn't her first time answering questions on stage, and she had listened carefully to what was just said, but...
"Uh uh... 19th century, 19th century..."
Rencai pretended to be thinking hard, and her humorous and cute appearance made everyone laugh. The teacher didn't mind waiting for this child who might be a little stupid but was trying very hard to recall.
But everyone knows that no matter how many times you open an empty folder, it will not generate even a single byte of content to satisfy you. Empty is empty.
"that……"
Rencai's folder doesn't seem to be empty...
Oh no! Dead memories are attacking me!
"Buddhism!"
There was complete silence for a moment, and even the teacher's mouth twitched.
However, Nina looked as if she had suddenly realized something and was taking it for granted.
"Buddhism... is super popular over there! Think about it, a few decades from now, the German flag will be... wooooooo!"
When Rupa discovered something was wrong with Xiao Nina, she covered her mouth and dragged her off the stage and out of the classroom like mopping the floor. Zhizhi followed her and bowed to the teacher and the homeroom teacher before leaving.
"Sorry, sorry! We... suddenly had something to do, so we had to leave early! Ahahaha..."
Baihe Sanhui had actually been watching from behind. Although he still had no expression on his face, the desire to hit someone was gradually growing stronger in his heart.
The open class pilot program seems to have failed. What a great selling point to cheat parents’ money, but just because of Xiao Rencai’s disrespectful words... it disappeared!
A little girl came to Yugaoka, her brain crawling on the ground. Her words made the rice that was supposed to fly into Kashiwa Sanhui's pocket fly towards Tsuki Forest uncontrollably.
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You know, Ave Mujica is an experimental, avant-garde and bold film, with stealth, charging, poison, demon-disturbing, blood-sucking, resurrection, Chilias, double-release, flipping every round, slime-killing, automatic hooking, iridium-based, the mayor's purple underwear, eagles, tigers, lions, and cheetahs. It's like a founding act of Mygo, a second creation. It reshapes the relationship between women in a more twisted and bizarre way that the audience can't imagine, fully demonstrating Mr. Kakimoto Hiroyuki's astonishing wisdom...
As the title says, my brain is actually crawling on the ground.
I'm not going to curse anyone now. I just hope that Hayek's big hand will quickly exert force on the stock price of WSD.
(Lol).