Rebirth: I Became a Maggot 2

Chapter 155 The Snake Falls in Love with the Rabbit, A Love So Deep It's Mad

I just can't understand how a snake could fall in love with a rabbit. Even if the rabbit agrees, what will happen between them...?

how……

Anyway, you know what I mean, it's like... well, you know. √∟,

This doesn't make sense. Did I open it wrong? But I didn't open anything. Am I dreaming? Did I just faint in the car? Am I still dreaming?

I slapped myself. Ouch! It shouldn't be a dream. But how could a snake confess its love to a rabbit?

Has the taste of snakes changed? Do they now also prefer cute and adorable animals?

However, nowadays, people don't just like other people anymore. There are all sorts of things like lesbians, chrysanthemums, childless couples, and even people marrying inflatable dolls, animals, or plants. There are news reports about these kinds of things.

But all of that is understandable, after all, human thinking is beyond our comprehension. But what does it mean that a snake fell in love with a rabbit?

Why don't you just go to heaven?

After we all stood there dumbfounded for a while, the snake seemed quite embarrassed, since no one was paying attention to it, which inevitably made the atmosphere less than pleasant.

So he said, "Does this beautiful and noble lady doubt my sincerity?"

"I..." Clearly, the snow rabbit was also dumbfounded, going from being panicked to feeling flustered.

This was probably the first time she had been confessed to, otherwise she wouldn't have seemed so flustered and less frightened.

No way, this is possible? It's just a confession, and where did this feeling of affection come from?

No matter how you look at it, it seems impossible for you two to be together. What kind of love story is this?

Just as I was about to continue complaining, the snake suddenly did something incredibly melodramatic, yet also incredibly sophisticated. It wasn't the kind of melodramatic stuff you see in Korean dramas, but rather the kind of melodramatic stuff you see in American dramas.

Because American TV series, especially those featuring Disney animation, often have a song playing at key moments. Although this makes the whole movie feel more sophisticated, there's almost always such a scene.

So when the situation seemed to be going well, the snake actually started singing loudly:

The north wind howled, and a light rain fell.

A loud bang suddenly came.

This rabbit is injured.

But it managed to escape.

It was a jumping snake that saved it.

From then on, they made a pact to share their deepest feelings with each other for three lifetimes.

Rabbit said, dear

Thank you for healing me.

No matter how many storms the future holds

I'll bear it all for you.

The snake said, "Don't be polite."

Who made me fall in love with you?

How dangerous is it around you?

I will always be with you.

And so they happily roamed.

And so they sang for love.

The snake fell in love with the rabbit, and they were madly in love.

Who made them fall in love?

It's not absurd for a snake to fall in love with a rabbit.

They say that where there is love, there is direction.

The snake fell in love with the rabbit, and they were madly in love.

They broke through the walls of worldly conventions.

The snake fell in love with the rabbit, and they were madly in love.

They supported each other as they journeyed into the distance.

I must say, the snake's voice was pretty good, and the singing was quite pleasant, but shouldn't the song be called "The Wolf Fell in Love with the Sheep"? When did it become "The Snake Fell in Love with the Rabbit"?

Aren't you afraid of being sued for copyright infringement? If you want to express love, can't you create something original? This is plagiarism, this is plagiarism! This is the behavior I despise the most.

What's the difference between this and plagiarism? What's the difference between this and piracy? Putting everything else aside, just based on this plagiarized song, I'm convinced you have questionable character.

Although I despise that snake here, after it finished singing, Snow Rabbit and Dafu listened with rapt attention, completely mesmerized. They were so infatuated, just like the infatuated girls in Korean dramas.

Holy crap, really? You guys have fallen for a pirated song? I despise you.

"This is a song I adapted. I hope you like it. I don't have many hobbies, but I like singing. I'll sing for you often when we're together," the snake said sincerely.

Adaptation? Adaptation my ass! You just changed a few words, okay? Is that what you call adaptation? You're just trying to fool some naive young girls. I feel like you have absolutely no taste.

“I have several brothers, but we’ve already separated, so you won’t have to live with my parents if you’re with me. Also, I only had one girlfriend before, but we broke up because of personality clashes, so you don’t have to worry about me being a philandering snake,” the snake continued earnestly.

Holy crap, is this snake alright? They start with a song, which is supposed to be a talent show, then they introduce their family, and finally their romantic history. Do you think you're on a dating show?

Do you think you're a male guest? Do you think there are twenty-four beautiful women keeping their lights on for you? Do you think this is a variety show? You're really putting on an act.

A snake that isn't unfaithful? You seem more like a wolf in sheep's clothing to me. Why do you seem so unreliable?

That's what I thought, but Dafu and Xue Tu were almost completely bewitched by the snake; their eyes were practically sparkling with admiration.

"Beautiful and noble lady, please forgive my abruptness and rudeness. Let me take the liberty of introducing myself. My name is Chuxin. 'Never forget your original intention, and you will achieve your goal.' This is the origin of my name. Therefore, I hope that you will be my beginning and my future." The snake named Chuxin said very sincerely.

Holy crap, it's called "original intention" and "only then can one achieve one's goal"? Why don't you just call it Hatsune Miku?

I thought to myself with utter contempt, feeling extremely disgusted with the snake. But I have to admit, the snake's eloquence was truly remarkable; it completely fooled the snow rabbit and Dafu.

"I..." Xue Tu wanted to say something, but she was so nervous that she couldn't say anything, which made her look a little embarrassed.

"It's alright, I know you might not be able to accept it right now, but I'll give you time. And this time while you wait for my consent will be a beautiful memory that witnesses our love," the snake confessed with great emotion.

Holy crap, I suddenly realized that Chu Xin is the real master at flirting! Compared to Chu Xin, Song Joong-ki is totally weak, there's no comparison at all.

Faced with this verbal attack that was like a sugar-coated bullet, Yukito was clearly in danger of falling for it. If I didn't do something soon, then it would really be a lamb to the slaughter, and there wouldn't even be any bones left.

So I flew over immediately. I have a lot of experience, after all, so I can't let a young girl be deceived by a fickle snake.

"Wait a minute, I'm coming!" I flew over there in a hurry, and shouted loudly.

They immediately looked in my direction...