flstandardbreds Chapter 176: Still Chasing, Still Chasing
Chapter 176: Still Chasing, Still Chasing
"Hello, are you ready for the exam this afternoon?"
After Charlotte asked the question, the camera turned to Funina.
“Very well prepared”
"I brought my admission ticket, my ID card, two 2B sign-in brackets, an eraser, a ruler, a triangle, a 0.5 gel pen, and a Dawn Sword."
"Why do you need the Sword of Dawn?"
"Villet told me that sharpening the knife does not delay the chopping of wood, so I plan to sharpen the Sword of Dawn for half an hour first."
Xingqiu: Sharpening the knife doesn't delay the chopping of wood. Is that how it's interpreted?
[That Villette: It is indeed something that Ms. Funina can do.]
【Funina: What do you mean? 】
"Then why don't you bring the Radiance of Still Waters?"
Upon hearing this, Funina fell silent.
"No way, no way, you don't have a special weapon yet, right?"
After Charlotte finished speaking, the picture turned to Funina sitting alone and crying.
【Ying: This time, I even directly breached the weak point.】
【Funina: I won’t cry.】
Xingqiu: So what is a specialized weapon?
【Ying: It is a weapon specifically designed for one person.】
Alice: For example, when we talk about the God of Wind, the first thing that comes to mind is the Sky Harp. We can say that the Sky Harp is the exclusive weapon of the God of Wind.
[Zhongli: Then my special weapons are Rock Spear and Sky Star.]
[Lei Movie: My special weapons are the razor and my dream.]
"Hello, classmate."
"As the first candidate to leave the examination room this afternoon, how do you feel about your exam?"
After Charlotte finished speaking, the camera turned to Zhongli.
"From a general perspective, I feel pretty good. I recognize most of the words on the test paper."
“What’s the topic of the composition?”
"The title seems to be 'Mora's Inflation and the Development of Xianzhou Luofu'"
"How did you come up with this topic?"
“It’s very simple. Mora is naturally money, but money is naturally Dada.”
[Tartaria: What is a Dada duck? Why does it feel like it's related to me?]
After Zhongli finished speaking, Tartaglia's words were also confirmed.
"As we all know, Dada Duck is equal to Dan Heng, and Dan Heng is equal to Vajra Dragon Lord."
"The Dragon Lord of the Vajra is equal to the Immortal Boat Luofu, so the inflation of Mora is equal to the inflation of the Immortal Boat Luofu."
[Tartaria: Who is this Danheng? ]
[Ying: I feel like you two have something in common.]
[Araki Ichito: That "Chiming Longzun" should be Dan Heng's nickname. It's quite impressive.]
【Tartaria: I really want to compete with him when I have time. 】
After listening to Zhongli's explanation, Charlotte slowly put up a big question mark.
"Hello, classmate. What are your thoughts on this year's college entrance examination?"
After Charlotte finished speaking, the camera turned to Narcida.
"The test paper is of very good quality. It is comfortable to hold in the hand, with no color difference and clear printing. The invigilator is also very friendly."
“The classrooms are spacious and bright, and the temperature feels just right.”
“Great fit, comfortable fabric, true to size.”
“It’s just as described by the seller, and the kids love it.”
"It was a very satisfying college entrance examination experience. I will come again tomorrow."
"Student, you misunderstood me. What do you think about the exam questions?"
Nashida's tone changed when she heard this.
“I can’t understand the question at all.”
“For example, there’s a question like, ‘Briefly discuss the contribution of the Great Compassionate Tree King to Teyvat.’”
“But I don’t even know who the Great Compassion Tree King is.”
Charlotte typed a question mark again.
The video ends with a close-up and a big question mark on Charlotte's head.
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn.]
[Great Compassion Tree King: It seems that the background of this world is that my plan has succeeded.]
What's the plan?
[Great Compassion Tree King: My original plan was for you to completely eliminate me from the World Tree so that the forbidden knowledge would disappear as well.]
【Nilu: Fortunately, the system is here.】
【Azar: That's right, otherwise no one would remember the Great Compassion Tree King.】
[Ding, everyone in the reward video will get a five-year college entrance exam and three-year simulated Teyvat version.]
[Ying: Are you sure this is a reward?]
【Kong: I'm not asking them to do it, of course it's a reward.】
[Alice: It's over. Teyvat will enter its darkest hour.]
【Zhongli: Actually, it’s not that serious.】
Wendy: Indeed.
[Ding, the last video of today is about to be played, two-level reversal]
[Kaia: Judging from the title, this should be a story with a mind-boggling twist.]
Wendy: Not necessarily.
[Ying: I can see that the system doesn't want to stay in this class for even a second longer.]
【Video starts】
It starts with a movie of Lei in a chef's outfit.
"Morax, you are finally here, come and try my new dish"
[Liuyunjiefeng Zhenjun: Why did the Thunder God poison the Emperor?]
"Bring it up in the name of the contract, and let me taste it."
"This is my secret recipe of sweet flower-stuffed chicken, with a little Inazuma specialty added."
Lei Dianying said this as he placed a plate of purple, mosaic-edged sweet flower-stuffed chicken in front of Zhongli.
Yaejinko: How come I don't know what special thing we have that allows us to make food like this?
[General Thunder: I guess Mom added the judgment.]
Zhongli put a piece of it in his mouth with a fork to taste.
The last one is to give an evaluation.
"incredible"
"To be honest, I think there's a very important problem with your dish."
“It’s because you didn’t make it for me earlier.”
After hearing Zhongli's words, Lei Dianying asked with stars in his eyes: "Really?"
"Because if you had cooked it for me earlier, I would have known earlier that your food stinks like the feet of the Chinese national football team."
After Zhongli finished speaking, the system also gave a special prompt.
[Ding, reminder: In another world, the Chinese national football team's feet are known as the stinkiest thing.]
“Oh, okay.”
Lei Dianying agreed with a slightly disappointed look.
But Zhongli suddenly changed his tone and said, "I'm talking about the Chinese national football team that can qualify for the World Cup."
"Thank you for the compliment"
"Of course it's obvious that the Chinese national football team has never qualified for a World Cup."
“Wait a minute Morax, so do you think this dish is delicious or not?”
Zhongli's series of changes of mind caused Ying's brain to short-circuit, and even his eyes became small.
"Well, now that you say so."
"I won't give you any face."
As he spoke, Zhongli's expression turned grim.
"Pack up your kitchen utensils and get out!"
“You don’t belong in any of Inazuma’s restaurants.”
Kujo Sara: Your Excellency Iwagami, what you said is a bit too much. Even if the General is cooking... even if the General is doing something wrong, you can't scold him like that.
[Ying: Even Kujo Sara can only condemn Zhongli on a moral level.]
[Lei Movie: Okay, I know the food I cook tastes terrible.]
[General Thunder: Mom, it's not that bad. Your food currently maintains a 100% kill rate.]
Lord Huang and Prentis expressed their approval of this.
"Sorry, Morax"
“I may not have the talent for this, but I still managed to get here.”
After Lei Dianying finished speaking, he lowered his head and left in disappointment, but was stopped by Zhongli.
[Ding, what will Zhongli say next? ]
A. Take this thing you made with you.
【B. But I still like it. 】
【C. Actually, you are quite talented. If you study a little more, you might be able to do it.】
[D. Because you should take over Xiangling's job at Liyue's top-tier Wanmintang]
[Ding, this question is a quick response question, and the quick response will start in five minutes.]