flstandardbreds Chapter 161 Saving the Title
Chapter 161 Saving the Title
Barbara: I choose A, Zhongli.
[Ding, Barbara answered correctly, rewards are being drawn]
Wendy: Hey, it turns out you love me, old man.
[Gui Zhong: Ouyo, you two have such a good relationship]
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: I noticed something was wrong a long time ago.]
Zhongli: Feeling slightly tired
[Ding, reward Barbara, let Wendy be Barbara's housekeeper for a month]
Barbara: What...what, Lord Barbatos...
Rosalia: Barbara fainted.
Wendy: I'll be there soon.
[Qin: Well, Barbara finally achieved her dream.]
[Video continues]
"Investor Mr. Zhong is over there, you can go ask him yourself."
After Nashida finished speaking, the camera turned to Zhongli.
"Ms. Nashida, is it okay for you to steal my classic lines?"
"Also, I've said it many times. My surname is Zhongli. Please call me Mr. Zhongli."
"I don't think this is right. How can someone like Zhongli, who can't even afford a single Mora, really have the money to invest in a production?"
Zhongli: I just often forget to bring money.
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: Why do I have to buy you a cup of tea?]
"Paimon, if you don't have enough intelligence, don't interrupt."
"Zhongli is an investor, so it must be Master Hu who is funding this."
Paimon was shocked when he heard this.
“Oh my god”
"Isn't Hu Tao trying to insert the hard factory of Wangshengtang into our drama?"
"In terms of universal reason, this is indeed the case"
"By the way, if the audience wants to watch the hard factory of Wangsheng Hall,
"In my next video, I will arrange for Master Hu to prepare a delicious dish for everyone."
[Hu Tao: This Keqing advertisement is not good.]
Zhongli: Master, the Hall of Rebirth has almost monopolized the funeral business in Teyvat. I don't need to advertise anymore.
[Ying: It's true. The Rock King Emperor and the Heavenly Demon God alone are invincible in the industry.]
Zhongli: Feeling slightly tired
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: Feeling a little tired]
“Wait, wait a minute.”
"Funina is the director, Zhongli is the investor, Nashida is the screenwriter, and Wendy is the actor"
"Then what are you doing here, Ying?"
"I am the logistics manager of the crew, commonly known as the cooking aunt. I personally prepare all the working meals for you actors."
Hearing this, Ying was stunned.
The last scene ends with Ying’s shocked expression.
[Ying: It's over, this will be the assassination of the Four Gods]
【Wendy: Hey, I’m suddenly not hungry anymore】
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: That judgment was pretty good, why are you guys reacting so strongly?]
Yaejinko: Let me put it this way, Ying's kill rate with food is currently 100%.
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: I can't do it, @雷电影, give me a copy]
【Lei Movie: Are you sure?】
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: Included]
[Ding, Lei Movie sent a red envelope of items to the Sky Demon God Prentis]
As Lei Movie issued a judgment, the system also gave the camera to Prentis.
"Hey, hey, hey, guys, today we're going to challenge the Judgment Eater. Oli Gei, let's do it, brothers!"
Prentis said, taking a big gulp without even thinking.
“Isn’t that quite…”
Because Lei added delicious seasonings to the movie, the Judgment tasted surprisingly good when it was first eaten.
But after taking just one bite, Pritis rolled his eyes, fell backwards, twitched a few times, and then lay motionless.
Zhongli on the side immediately took action to stop the spread of the demon residue, but it was too late.
[Ding, cursed by the Heavenly Devil, everyone will become extremely unlucky for the next hour]
The system prompt sounded in everyone's mind.
[Ding, the Sky Demon God Prentis has died. The next resurrection requires 20 resurrection fragments.]
[Yae Shenzi: The kill rate at the time of judgment remains at 100%]
Zhongli: Fortunately, the demon remnant was just unlucky.
【Ying: This time it’s good, you’ve played yourself to death】
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Ding, reward: Paimon Wisdom Mushroom]
[Paimon: This time I am also the wise Paimon]
【Ying: Smart Emergency Food】
【Paimon: Hello】
[Ding, reward: Traveler's scapegoat doll]
[The scapegoat doll transfers the punishment for answering the wrong question to the closest relatives every day.]
【Kong: What does it have to do with me?】
[Ying: How is that possible? He is my beloved friend, brother, and sibling.]
Asmodeus: It seems like the brother and sister have a good relationship.
[Ying: You misunderstood. My voice is not enough]
[Ding, reward Funina with the title of Strongest Director]
[The strongest director, when you are the director, all scenes can be done in one take]
[Funina: Good stuff]
[Ding, reward Zhongli for overcoming his fear of seafood]
【Zhongli: But I still don’t want to eat seafood】
[Ding, that's your own problem. The only thing the system can do is make you feel comfortable eating seafood.]
Zhongli: Whatever.
[Ding, reward: a Nashida Magical Girl Transformation Stick]
[For specific effects, please refer to Magic Laodeng]
Zhongli: Feeling slightly tired
[Ding, unlimited supply of delicious seasonings from the Lei movie as a reward]
[Yaejinko: Besides making the journey less painful, what else can this do?]
[Ding, gone]
[Ying: The system doesn’t even act anymore]
[Ding, the strong agent is about to play]
[Funina: It’s a video about Fontaine]
[That Villette: The agent should be the defense party.]
[Funina: No matter what kind of lawyer they are, they can’t defeat me in court]
The video begins.
Two images appeared on the screen
Accused: Zhongli
Agent: Walnut
Then there is the accuser: Funina
"The trial regarding the [assassination of Emperor Yan] has officially begun."
"Mr. Zhongli, a guest official of the Rebirth Hall, do you accept Ms. Funina's accusation that you are the murderer of the [Assassination of the Rock King Emperor]?"
When questioned, Zhongli denied it righteously.
“I’m sorry I can’t agree to that.”
"I'm afraid it's just a misunderstanding by Ms. Funina. I'm just a small guest of the Wangsheng Hall..."
Before Zhongli finished speaking, Hu Tao spoke up: "Our Wangsheng Hall has a great background."
"Forget about assassinating the Rock King, even..."
"Even the Rock King was sent away by the guest official himself."
Hu Tao's words sparked a discussion in the room.
[Ying: That's not wrong. Wasn't the fourth move of the Geo King planned by Zhongli?]
Walnut: Nothing wrong.
[Diakarapian: I am planning the fall of the wind god]
Wendy: Hey, I heard it.
Hu Tao's outrageous remarks also left Zhongli confused.
"The Hall Master is talking about the ceremony of sending off the immortals, don't misunderstand"
"Then you should explain why a mere guest official can frequently collide with the instigator of the Whirlpool Demon God incident."
"Dealing with the Fatui's executive officer."
Hearing this, Zhongli recalled Tartaglia.
"Yo, buddy"
“Come to the prison sometimes and sit there.”
"My lord and I are friends who met on the road."
"I'm fortunate enough to have the opportunity to make friends with you, thanks to..."
Hu Tao continued, "Wangsheng Hall has a century-long reputation for sending people on their journeys."
"Thanks to the young master's wide network of good friends"
"And the excellent aftercare service at Wangshengtang"
Walnut's words echoed throughout the venue through the loudspeaker.
[Kaeya: Is the Hall of Rebirth really just a funeral organization?]
【Tartaria: At least that’s what it looks like on the surface】