flstandardbreds Chapter 152 This time
Chapter 152 This time
[Ding, the video of unforeseen disaster is about to be played]
Xingqiu: I've already begun a moment of silence for the protagonist in the video.
[Hu Tao: Think positively. What if you're the protagonist in the video?]
Xingqiu: How can this be considered as positive thinking?
[Hu Tao: This way I have another business deal.]
【Xingqiu:6】
【Heavy Cloud:6】
[Ningguang: The funeral of the Heavenly Demon God must have made the Wangsheng Hall quite a bit of money.]
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: Stop talking, I can't stand it anymore.]
[Walnut: What are you dissatisfied with?]
[Zhongli: @Demon God of Heaven, Prentis, this is already done in accordance with the standards for sending off the Emperor.]
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: The main thing is who can feel good while watching their own funeral.]
【Ying: Zhongli】
Zhongli: Feeling slightly tired
The video starts playing.
"The air in Fontaine is so nice. I love it here."
The video begins with Tartaglia smelling the flowers.
But just as he finished saying this, a group of security robots rushed over and knocked him down.
After making sure that Tartaglia was completely under control, Villette approached the camera.
“Zhongli’s wallet, huh?”
"Have your master withdraw from the Strongest Old Deng Competition."
"Otherwise I'll destroy you."
As he said that, Navirette threw away the paper in his hand and then threw a flying elbow.
[Rich Man Pantalone: I don't know why I feel so good after watching this video.]
[Tartaria: Panzi, what are you enjoying? Why am I so unhappy? ]
Yaejinko: It turns out that the Supreme Judge of Fontaine would threaten people in private.
[Funina: You're breaking the law, do you know that?]
[Navilette: I don't want the title of the strongest Lao Deng.]
【Zhongli: I don’t want it either.】
"Lao Deng, save me!"
"I was captured by the dragon from Fontaine."
"Don't compete with him for the title of the strongest boss."
“Otherwise I’m screwed.”
Tartaglia began to complain in front of the camera.
At the same time, Zhongli, who was watching the situation in Liyue, calmly drank a sip of tea before speaking.
"You are a cadre of the Fatui."
"The master is so awesome"
“I’m not afraid of anything.”
"Fight him"
Before Zhongli could continue speaking, Leosli's voice came from Tartaglia's side.
“Just a reminder.”
“There are a lot of strong guys in my prison who like to pick up soap.”
“They’ll love you.”
After saying that, Leosli closed the door.
At this time, even the background music became sad.
“I recently developed hemorrhoids.”
“If I’m locked up, I’m dead.”
Zhongli remained calm and composed.
"I know a doctor named Baizhu."
"He will definitely be able to solve your anal problem."
“Ensure your normal life.”
“Come on, you’re the best!”
【Tartaria: Mr. Zhongli is so heartless.】
[Bai Shu: Your Majesty, thank you for your praise, but I can indeed solve this problem.]
[Leosley: I want to make it clear that the words in the video are just a joke, please don't take them seriously.]
[Ying: If you hadn't said it, I might not have taken it seriously. But now that you've said it, I've started to doubt it.]
[Leosili: If you don't believe me, you can just find someone to send it in.]
[Tartaria: When I have time, I'll go in and we can have a fight.]
Rich Man Pantalone: @Leosili, if you win, please make sure to put him in the room with the strong man who likes to pick up soap.
Leosley: We don't have any strong men who like to pick up soap here.
During the discussion, the camera also turned to the two people confronting each other.
“Give me back my wallet.”
"Give me the title of the strongest Lao Deng and I will release you immediately."
"How can you be so good as to threaten me with someone else? Let's have a real fight."
“I’m afraid of you.”
Done.
Zhongli took out the Rock Pillar.
That Villette took out the Cardinal of Prognostic Judgment.
Then the two of them started fighting each other.
The video ends with the two fighting each other.
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn.]
[Ding, reward Zhongli and Navilite with the title of Strongest Old Deng]
【After equipping this equipment, the face will change to Lao Deng. 】
【Zhongli: I feel extremely tired.】
[That Villette: It's completely useless.]
[Ding, reward: Tartaglia will choose one of the following characters to teach you for a day.]
A. Lord of the Wasteland
[B. Demon God Prentis of the Heyday]
【C. Luo Yu】
【D. Phanes】
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: Is that even a question? They'll definitely choose me. Why would they bully those three?]
【Tartaria: To be honest, it’s a difficult choice.】
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: Young man, don't hesitate.]
[Tadalia: I choose the Lord of the Wasteland]
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: Young man, I tell you, you missed the chance to become the strongest in Teyvat.]
[Vendy: I don't know how strong you were in your prime, but the current record is 1 for the Lord of the Wilderness, 0 for you.]
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: Oh, damn, I can't take it anymore. Can someone lend me 500 million so I can buy a game?]
[Ding, Ningguang sends a red envelope worth 1 million to the Sky Demon God Prentis.]
[Ding, the Heavenly Demon God Prentis received the red envelope.]
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: Okay, wait for me, it will be over if I beat him up or not.]
After saying this, Prentis decisively purchased Battle in the Wasteland and entered the game.
The system was just for fun, so it didn't even give out rewards. Instead, it switched the screen to the game.
The first two stages were very easy to get through.
The Lord of the Wilderness has reached the third stage.
Since Prentis entered the game during his prime, the first two stages of the Wasteland Lord are also designed to make for easy slaughter.
However, when he fought against the Lord of the Wilderness in his prime, he obviously felt the strain.
After much effort to kill the Lord of the Wilderness, who would have thought of the result.
There is also a fourth stage for the Lord of the Wasteland.
This time, both of them died together.
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: Did you see that I said I would beat him up?]
【Tartaria: But didn't you two die together in the end?】
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: Mainly, I don't have a weapon. You know, give me a weapon and I'll beat the shit out of him.]
【Fluorescent:6】
【Zhongli: It is indeed possible.】
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: Look at me, why do you say I am the oldest demon god?]
[Zhongli: I don't dare to be the oldest, after all, you are here.]
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: Beautiful]
[Ding, reward Leosley with ten strong men who like to pick up soap.]
Rich Pantalone: This time I have it.
【Leosili:@System Recycling Reward】
[Ding, reward recovery successful]
[Ding, the video "I have three sins" will be played soon]