flstandardbreds Chapter 142 Title sent 2 creative videos and ran away
Chapter 142 Title sent 2 creative videos and ran away
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Ying: Familiar recipe, familiar taste, our favorite live broadcast room is back]
Wendy: I'm happy to get the reward, but I feel like I might not be able to spend it all.
[Diakarapian: I told you, the Wind God was assassinated]
[Hu Tao: @Wendy, don't worry. I will handle the ceremony for you according to the standards of the Immortal Ceremony.]
Zhongli: @Diekarapian, don't kill Mond again. It will be difficult to deal with the remaining demon scum.
【Dikarapian:ok】
Wendy: That’s too much.
[Ding, reward, Wendy, come here!]
[Just tell the target to come over and you will not be killed by the target. Cooldown: 1 day]
Wendy: Good stuff
Wendy: @Diekarabian, come here.
[Diakarapian: Now I don’t have to worry about beating you to death.]
[Ding, reward Zhongli for being a good player, so practice more]
[Say this to the target, it will weaken the target]
【Zhongli: Good stuff】
[Ding, reward Osel for regaining his freedom]
As soon as the system finished speaking, Zhongli's seal disappeared again.
But this time Osel didn't move at all. After all, as soon as he appeared, a street urchin would say to him: "Osel, you are too strong. I must seal you."
"Osel..."
"Sure enough, come on"
This time was no exception, but what Osel didn't hear was Zhongli's next words: "Since the system has set you free three times, I will no longer seal you. I hope you will not do evil again."
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: Where is my reward?]
[Ding, since the Sky Demon God Prentis is a temporary user, there is no reward.]
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: You are almost there. I want to see my lawyer.]
【Yan Fei: This...】
[Ding, the full-level matchmaker is about to play]
Kaeya: Matchmaker, that should be a profession in Liyue.
Zhongli: Not bad.
Xingqiu: Stop talking about it. Even now, there are still matchmakers coming to my house.
[Ye Lan: I am also very annoyed]
[Walnut: Fortunately, no matchmaker came to me]
[Ying: Is it possible that it is because Lord Yan is in the Hall of Rebirth?]
[Arataki Ichito: Fortunately, Inazuma doesn’t have a matchmaker]
[Kujo Sara: Don't worry, even if there is someone, they won't find you.]
[Arata Ichito: What do you mean? I’m the most handsome man in Inazuma.]
【Kuki Shinobu: Boss】
[Ding, start playing]
The video begins with Falushan and Pritiş in the same frame.
【Falusan: Why Me】
【Ying: If I guess correctly, you should be the matchmaker】
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: Uh, @System, are you doing this on purpose? You know I can't get the reward, so you're playing my videos like crazy.]
【Ying: This is obvious】
[Ding, Traveler Ying and Sky Demon Prentis have been banned from speaking until the end of this video due to inappropriate comments.]
【Wendy:6】
【Zhongli:6】
After the two of them were banned, everyone realized that this system is quite petty.
In the video.
“What’s wrong with you?”
"I have no job, so I bully Fanes"
After Falushan asked, the scene changed and they came to Lei Dianzhen.
"The man has potential and can protect you"
[Raiden Zhen: No need for introductions, I am willing]
[Lei Movie: Sister, calm down]
Zhongli: This is the charm of language.
Wendy: Hey, old man, you can't be this, right?
“What are your hobbies?”
"I like to stir up trouble. Sky Island knows it, I demolished it. Phanes knows it, I smashed it..."
“Okay, okay, I understand.”
After listening to Prentis's great achievements, Falushan talked to Lei Dianzhen.
"The man's creative ability and contact with important people"
Xingqiu: I've had some contact with him.
[Walnut: That's not a problem. Wasn't it because Heavenly Justice was knocked unconscious by Him?]
“How much do you plan to pay for the bride price?”
“Not a cent”
What Falushan said to Lei Dianzhen was: "The man said he wants to make money with you."
Finally, the two got together with the help of Falushan.
【Raiden Zhen: This is definitely the best video】
【Falushan: I am not a matchmaker】
[Ding, reward: Falushan, the highest-level matchmaker quote from another world]
【Ying: This time it is】
【Falusan: Senior, I, ah】
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: What the hell is this?]
[Ding, reward: a copy of the Rebirth Record of the Raiden True Purity Story]
[It records everything that happened to Prentis from the time he first spoke to the present.]
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: That's a really long story.]
[Ding, today's video playback ends, see you tomorrow]
After the system finished speaking, it decisively went offline.
As the system went offline, other users also went offline, except for Prentis, of course.
[Demon God of Heaven, Prentis: Alas, when can I be resurrected?]
[Diakarapian: My friend, one day.]
[Demon God of Heaven Prentis: Thank you, my friend]
Zhongli: When you are resurrected, I will definitely treat you to a delicious meal.
"Emperor, someone with the aura of a demon has arrived in Liyue Harbor."
Fushe appeared behind Zhongli.
"That's Osel, you don't need to pay attention to him, I'm watching him."
Zhongli nodded.
Upon hearing this, Fushe retreated.
So far, no words were spoken that night.
Day two.
[Ding, good morning everyone]
The system's voice woke up Teyvat.
The live broadcast room also became lively.
【Ying: A new day, a new video】
[Mavica: Finally recovered]
Katsina: Lord Kagami, you were very cute when you were little.
Mavica: Stop talking.
[Ding, the spiritual outlook of young people is about to be broadcast]
[Xingqiu: Aren’t young people full of vitality?]
【Ying: Nonsense, it’s obviously good to be alive, and dying is also fine】
The video starts with Hu Tao and Zhongli.
“As the saying goes, don’t listen to the advice of the elderly.”
“Happy all year round”
After Zhongli finished speaking, Hu Tao followed up with another sentence.
“Knowing there is a tiger in the mountain”
"Back off suddenly"
“The world is more than just the present moment”
"There is still a future of survival"
Veins popped up on Zhongli's forehead.
"Master, you should know that if you don't work hard when you are young..."
“Old age brings more comfort”
"Master, people who are more talented than you are working hard"
"Then what is this hall master still working hard for?"
Zhongli finally couldn't stand it anymore, he stood up and pointed at Hu Tao and said: "Master, if you don't endure the hardship now, you will end up being a useless person who eats for free and asks others to pay for it."
This time Hu Tao didn't say anything, because from Hu Tao's perspective, a big social loser appeared above Zhongli's head.
He was also very careful and pointed the arrow at Zhongli.
In the video memory, Zhongli said to the shop owner: "Put it on the account of Wangshengtang and end it."
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Master Liuyunjiefeng: Young people nowadays, alas]
Zhongli: Feeling slightly tired
Xingqiu: That seems to be true.
【Chongyun: Anyway, I am like this】
【Kyuki Shinobu: Me too】
【Ying: Real family members】
【In the end: Does no one care about that social outcast?】
Wendy: Hey, there's nothing we can do about this. This is system-certified.
Zhongli: Old friend, I've had some insights lately. I'll be there soon.
Diekarapian: OK, I got it under control.
[Ding, reward Zhongli...]