flstandardbreds Chapter 171 Her face is wonderful whether she is a woman or a man
Chapter 171 Her face is wonderful whether she is a woman or a man
Chapter 171 Her face is wonderful whether she is a man or a woman
“…That’s what she said?”
At 5:30 in the morning Shenzhou time, Zhou Shiyan was lying on his side in bed, with the phone next to his pillow on the screen with the note: Lu Sien.
"Yeah, you never expected that, did you?" Lu Sien pulled his freshly dried hair and walked into the cloakroom. "He doesn't look very old, but his strength and tone are quite proportional."
There was silence on the other end of the phone for a few seconds, and then a muffled laugh was heard: "I haven't seen you for a few days. Mr. Lu has improved his Chinese dialect again."
Lu Si'en had just changed into clean clothes from the closet, and when he heard this, he almost buttoned his shirt wrong.
"Hey, Xiao Yanyan, I'm telling you something serious! I feel embarrassed when you praise me like that~"
"..." His strange tone made Zhou Shiyan shiver in his bed, "Oh, you're embarrassed when I praise you..."
"Then why did you feel so embarrassed when you called me at about five in the morning?!"
His face-changing technique is, to some extent, identical to Jiang Siyue's.
The speed of the change of attitude seemed familiar, and Lu Si'en couldn't help but recall the fear of being dominated by a certain young man before. The swelling in his lower back, which had finally subsided, began to ache again.
But he would never tell Zhou Shiyan such an embarrassing detail even if he died - if little Yanyan knew, she would laugh at him for the whole year!
"...Didn't you say that your wife gets up at five, so you should also get up at five to go jogging and walking the dog with her?" Lu Si'en's brain worked quickly, and he finally found a reasonable excuse, "I called you at the exact time, it's you who stayed in bed!"
However, Zhou Shiyan didn't buy it and even turned over in extreme displeasure.
"I don't want to deny it yet..." He muttered softly, and soon raised his voice, "Okay, I'll ask Wei Yu to arrange a flight to Mellia in a while, you wait!"
Lu Sien paused as he put on his coat and asked in confusion, "What Mellia? Am I not talking about Fengyin Valley?"
"......!?" Zhou Shiyan was keenly aware of the factors, and the sleepiness in his body suddenly disappeared. He stood up and grabbed the phone, "Fengyin Valley? America?!"
"Yes...yes..."
Lu Si'en thought Zhou Shiyan had suddenly changed his mind. After thinking it over, he felt that only by killing him personally could he get rid of the "hatred in his heart". He hurriedly played the emotional card: "Xiao Yanyan, you, you, you, calm down first!"
"You still remember that we are half brothers, right? You must..."
Zhou Shiyan: "Well fried."
"Don't be impulsive! Impulsiveness is the devil - what? What's good?" Lu Sien's voice immediately took an eighteen-turn turn on the mountain road, "Xiao Yanyan, have you been mad???"
……
America time, 5 p.m.
Jiang Siyue hung up the call with the insurance company and pushed open the glass door of a barber shop on the corner.
"Hello, welcome." The boss who was cleaning heard the sound of wind chimes and immediately turned to look at the new customer who had entered the store.
Jiang Siyue randomly chose a barber chair and sat down. He untied the rubber band and lifted up the burnt hair ends: "Boss, cut my hair."
——The eldest lady’s well-maintained waist-length hair was so black and shiny like satin that the dull, burnt hair at the end was particularly noticeable without any contrast.
The owner of the hair salon is a white woman in her thirties. Her first reaction after seeing the incident was: Has this girl been bullied?
"Ah, how come such good hair got burned like this?" She put down the broom and quickly walked behind Jiang Siyue, "Was it a 'prank' by a classmate?"
Jiang Siyue said calmly, "No. I was picking something up in the lab and got burned by the alcohol lamp without noticing."
After learning the specific reason, the boss visibly breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, it was an accident..."
She put her hands on Jiang Siyue's shoulders and asked with a smile: "So what do you plan to do now, little beauty? Just trim off the burnt part?"
"Cut the burnt parts, and follow this picture for the rest." Jiang Siyue showed the boss the latest photos in the album.
It is worth mentioning that the "model" in the reference picture is none other than Jiang Siyue herself.
Ten minutes ago, Boss Jiang asked in the WeChat group of "Share the good times and leave the group when in trouble" who had a photo of her.
Within two seconds, the private message was flooded with replies from several members with a short time difference.
Even though Jiang Siyue knew that they had taken many secret photos of her before, the number of photos she received at that moment still shocked her.
During this period, a group member named "Lololo Yiyiyi" accidentally sent an "indifferent" emoticon made from her cold-faced photo in the group, and was awarded 200 push-ups.
Once again, because of Lololo and Yiyiyi’s coquettishness, I swore to God that I would never spread this emoticon package!
So she successfully increased the number of push-ups from 200 to 250.
Poor Luo Yi is now lurking in the group and pretending to be dead.
The boss leaned in to take a closer look at the screen, then asked, "Are you sure you want to have it cut exactly like hers?"
Jiang Siyue nodded: "Yeah, but it's not that strict, it's fine if it's almost the same."
"Okay!" the boss said confidently, "Sister, I won't say 100%, but more than 90% of the restoration is definitely achieved!"
Jiang Siyue smiled gently: "Okay, then I will look forward to the boss's craftsmanship."
About forty minutes later, the boss turned off the hair dryer and combed Jiang Siyue's new hairstyle bit by bit.
"How is it? My technique is pretty good, right?" She parted the combed hair and pushed it to Jiang Siyue's chest, and suddenly asked, "Hey, little beauty, are you and the girl in the photo sisters?"
Jiang Siyue was about to thank him when the boss's second half of the sentence attracted her attention: "No. Why do you ask?"
"Oh, so that's not the case," the boss explained cheerfully, "It's nothing, I just thought you two looked a bit alike when I saw the photo. Now that you've got the same haircut, you look even more alike."
"...Really?" The boss's words didn't sound polite. Jiang Siyue hesitated for a rare moment after hearing them.
She sat in front of the mirror, carefully looking at the face in the mirror that belonged to her yet did not belong to her.
The medium-length hair that reaches the chest highlights Jiang Siye's clear jawline, and his originally gentle eyebrows and eyes become more sharp.
At first glance, she does look somewhat similar to her original self.
"Yeah~" the boss said jokingly while putting away his tools, "But who says beautiful women always look alike? You and the girl in the photo are both real beauties~"
Jiang Siyue wanted to say that "Miss Jiang" was prettier, but when the words came to her lips, she realized that it didn't seem right to say that, so she just smiled politely and said, "Boss, you're too kind."
As for her appearance, although Jiang Siyue doesn't have time to care about it once she is busy, she has always been a beautiful person who knows it.
After all, in the past, whether it was passers-by or colleagues, anyone who had seen her true appearance would sigh: How could such a beautiful face be born? ?
The guys in "Zero" praised her beauty to the skies, saying that her face would be great whether she was a girl or a boy!
A few years ago, there was a gossip post about her appearance on Dixu.com: [Top killer Jiang Siyue was revealed to have a "face that can destroy the camera"? Those who have seen her true face will fall into eternal unrequited love? ]
The title is still fresh in people’s memory.
What’s even more outrageous is that the number of comments on this post reached millions overnight, and after it continued to ferment, it even alarmed the President of China.
Jiang Siyue was therefore specially "invited" to the provincial governor's mansion to have five hours of afternoon tea.
Since then, any posts about her appearance on the Internet would be instantly "strangled" by a mysterious force.
As for the hacker who posted the message...
Jiang Siyue directly and ruthlessly implanted a custom virus into his computer that would sing "Conquer" when the computer was turned on and play "Drunken Butterfly" when the mouse was moved.
He also used his selfies to spell out a huge word "菜" on someone's desktop.
The hacker was so angry that he created more than a dozen accounts to fight her, but they all ended in failure without exception.
Therefore, during that period, Jiang Siyue not only had a surge in commissions, causing the website to go crazy and accuse her of maliciously placing orders and forcefully banning her account for a month, but her private messages were also filled with ridicule from her peers and people in other fields of the underground circle.
"I was conquered by you just like that."