Please stay away from me, protagonist

Chapter 111: Wish Fruit.

Tang Feng changed her mind and decided that even if it was hard to cheat, it didn't matter. She already had a box anyway, so having more would be icing on the cake, and having nothing would be no big deal.

Then I started drinking ice soda again, and after finishing a bottle, I got it back.

This time it did not return empty-handed, it brought good news.

It said: "Host, I am back."

She said, "Oh, I see."

It opened its eyes wide when it heard the sound, and held its hands to its chest, saying angrily: "Master, why do you treat me like this? I just went to get compensation for you, and I am almost dead for this.

Not only did you not praise me when I came back, but you even treated me so perfunctorily. Don’t you think that’s wrong? Should you apologize to me?”

Tang Feng quickly retorted, "Hengheng, you are wrong. You can't blame me. I didn't hurt you. If you want to blame someone, you should blame the person who hit you.

"He is the culprit, so what does it have to do with me? I have nothing to do with this matter, so how can you blame me? Don't you think this is reasonable?"

After hearing this, its little head was spinning but it just couldn't wrap its head around it. However, it didn't want her to know about it. It would be so embarrassed if she knew about it.

So it pretended to close its eyes and rest without answering.

Tang Feng knew that it was trying to cheat and get away with it. She had used this trick before, but she used it when she was a child and she no longer used it now.

At the time, she almost got into a fight over this because she remembered it so vividly.

As for why she acted like a spoiled brat, she had long since lost track. Maybe it was because she broke a book that her parents loved, or because she stole an ice cream, or maybe she didn't eat well and vomited all over her parents. There were too many possibilities. As for the truth, it had been buried in time and had become a thing of the past.

If you want to know, maybe you can only go back to the past in a time machine to find out, but does a time machine really exist? Maybe it really exists somewhere, but can you change it if you go back?

Maybe, but who knows if that's a good thing or a bad thing? Besides, it doesn't seem worthwhile to go looking for a time machine just for such a small matter.

She changed her mind and thought that she couldn't let it get away with it by cheating, otherwise it would happen every time and she would be the one who got annoyed.

So, she said, “Hengkeng, have you not made up your mind yet?”

This time it couldn't pretend not to hear it, it opened its eyes and prepared to respond.

It said, "I have thought it through, host."

She nodded and said, "Really? What's your answer?"

It said: "Host, after my reflection, what you said makes some sense, but it is probably not entirely right. After all, I want compensation for what you want, otherwise why would I bother with that? How can you say that it has nothing to do with you?"

She said, "This, what you said is wrong. I asked you to go and ask for compensation, but it's up to you whether to go or not. I didn't force you, did I? Besides, whether I stopped you or not, you can tell me whether I stopped you or not?"

It said: "You definitely stopped me, but I still think what you said is wrong. It's not as innocent as what you picked."

She said, "Yes, you also said that I tried to stop you, but I failed. Besides, I couldn't go there if you went there, so this can't be blamed on me, don't you think?"

After hearing this, it nodded involuntarily and said, "Yes."

She said, "You said I was right, so let's just leave it at that. What about my mental damages? Didn't you say you would get it for me?"

It said, "No, no, host, you are bullying a child, you are bullying me, my brain works slower than yours. Humph, I will ignore you."

As he spoke, he flew down from Tang Feng's head. He disappeared without a trace.

Tang Feng's heart skipped a beat after seeing this. Oops, I've teased it too much. No, I have to coax it back quickly, otherwise who will pay for my mental damage?

Is it too utilitarian to think this way?

Of course you have to get the benefits quickly, otherwise it will be too late and no one knows who will get it.

Thinking of this, she called out, "Kengkeng, please come out quickly. I was wrong. I apologize to you, okay?

Don’t you like drinking iced soda? I’ll give you the whole box, will you forgive me?”

Hearing this, Kengkeng popped his head out from behind the pillar and said, "Really? Give me all the boxes? You're not lying to me, are you?"

Tang Feng said, "I really have given you a whole box. Come over here quickly. Don't think that ice soda is the best. I have many kinds of drinks at my house. They are all delicious. I'll take you to have some."

Kengkeng said: "Host, you are so kind. I forgive you. This is your mental damage compensation. You must keep it."

As he spoke, he handed a green file bag to Tang Feng.

Tang Feng took it with a smile and couldn't wait to open it.

She thought that since it looked bulgy, there must be a lot of things inside, right?

When she opened it, she saw that it was full of waste paper, the kind that couldn't be any more worn out. The real thing was only so small, not even as big as her finger.

Tang Feng angrily tore up the waste newspapers, and the pieces of paper fell to the ground with the wind. He turned around and looked for Kang Kang to settle the score.

She said, "Hengkeng, explain this to me. What's going on? This fruit that's not even as big as my finger is my compensation for mental damages?"

Kengkeng looked at the furious Tang Feng and said cautiously, "Host, calm down. Calm down.

That's it, but don't worry, you won't lose anything. Don't look at it as it's so small, you can sell it for a lot of points. Believe me, I really won't lose anything."

Tang Feng: "Really? You're not lying to me again? It's just a small thing, how many points can it sell for?

And what’s the use of points?

It won’t be like those props that can be bought in novels, right? Didn’t you promise me that we are just passers-by? It seems that we won’t need any props, right?

So, even if it can sell points, it doesn’t seem to be of any use to me, right?”

Kengkeng said: "This... Host, don't think like that. It is still useful. Even if we don't buy the props, we can still exchange them with points. We can definitely get what you want from them, so we won't lose anything."

Tang Feng: “What you said looks good, but have you ever thought that I don’t have anything I need.

I just want to go home now. There is nothing I want at home. Why should I use points to exchange for it?"

Kengkeng said: "This..."

Tang Feng: "Alas, I know that you will be miserable if you don't cheat me.

Sure enough, there are some things that I cannot leave to you to do, but since it has come to this, it is a done deal and cannot be changed, so I accept it. What is the use of this fruit? Why is it worth so many points? "

Kengkeng said: "Host, I am not sleepy anymore when you say this. It is called the Wish Fruit. It is said that if you eat it, you can fulfill one of your wishes, no matter what it is. Of course, it should not be able to bring the dead back to life.

It seems that someone has tried to make this wish, but the result is unknown. All we know is that the person who made this wish disappeared. No one knows whether he died or hid.

Anyway, no one has seen him since then.

Because of this characteristic, it is very valuable. Because it is also effective for ordinary people. It can almost be said to be omnipotent. "

Tang Feng: "That's it, I understand, but it seems to be of no use to me, and I don't have any wishes to make. Sure enough, I lost again this time. How does it taste?"

Kengkeng said: "I don't know what the host's taste is like, because some of the people who have eaten it before said it was sweet, some said it was sour, some said it was spicy, and some said it was extremely bitter. It's impossible to be sure what it tastes like."

Tang Feng: "Is that so? Now that you say it, I want to try it even more."

As he said that, he picked up the wish fruit from the file bag and swallowed it. He pursed his lips and tasted it carefully, but he didn't taste anything.

If I really have to describe it with a taste, it would be plain water. There is no bitter, spicy, sweet or sour taste at all.

She was wondering if what Keng Keng said was true? Was he lying to her again?