No one notified me in advance. Everyone in the end times is crazy.

Chapter 171 Play hard to get

A night market, a barbecue stall.

"Roasted kidneys, do you want some?"

Fang Guangzong handed the roasted kidney to Luo Shiyu's mouth.

Luo Shiyu covered his mouth with his hands and shook his head, politely declining, "I'm really full."

【Is this the third meal you've had tonight? 】

"You have such a small appetite." Fang Guangzong said as he opened another bottle of beer.

【You are a big eater.】

Luo Shiyu smiled and set a trap for him according to the plan.

"My grandma always said that being able to eat is a blessing, but unfortunately I don't have that blessing."

"Really? Then your grandma is really far-sighted."

"Yeah, it's a pity that she left early." Luo Shiyu said, pretending to wipe away tears, rolling up his sleeves to peek at the note written on the inside of his arm.

He continued, "My father was a ghost tamer. He died in a battle between ghosts and monsters. I am the only one left in the family with an empty house."

Fang Guangzong was attracted by his topic and asked, "Oh? You are the only one left at home? How do you live by yourself?"

"Me? I'm currently living off my father's death benefit, and I only have a little over 200,000 yuan left. To support myself, I'm planning to find a job, but since I'm a recent graduate, I've been facing setbacks."

"I see." Fang Guangzong looked at him with calculating eyes, but spoke sympathetically: "How pitiful."

Luo Shiyu took a tissue, pretended to blow his nose, and said weakly: "Yeah, I don't know what to do in the future."

"You are a girl, and an ordinary person. There will definitely be people who will do something bad to you."

"What should I do?"

Fang Guangzong held Luo Shiyu's hands with both of his own, and said, thinking he was deeply affectionate, "How about I protect you from now on?"

[Help! Have you washed your greasy hands from eating kidneys?]

Luo Shiyu said: "Is it okay? You are such a reliable man!"

He naturally pulled his hands out, took out a wet wipe from his pocket, and hid under the table to wipe his hands.

"Everyone in my company says I'm a reliable man."

Luo Shiyu found the right time and got straight to the point.

"Since you are so outstanding, there must be a lot of people pursuing you, right?"

Fang Guangzong said without hesitation: "No, I'm single. Although many people pursued me, I rejected them all."

"Then I have no chance, right?"

"But you're different. You're cute."

[Ugh! Your abacus beads are about to fall on my face.]

Luo Shiyu lowered her head and said shyly, "Is that so?"

"Yes, you are very different." Fang Guangzong said, and couldn't help but stroke Luo Shiyu's cheek with the back of his hand. (His fingertips and palms were rough, so he used the back of his hand.)

Luo Shiyu has what his wife doesn't have: a young body, a pretty face, a good family background, and emotional value that can be provided at any time.

All these are quietly attracting this man to make mistakes.

Luo Shiyu felt a little uncomfortable being stared at. He didn't like being looked at like a prey.

He raised his hand to check the time and said, "It's getting late. I should go back."

After saying that, he stood up and was about to leave, but Fang Guangzong grabbed his wrist.

"I'll give it to you."

"No need, my home is not far from here, I can go back by myself."

Fang Guangzong let go of his hand and compromised, "Okay."

Her eyes were still wandering around Luo Shiyu, admiring his body.

Luo Shiyu smiled politely, turned around and strode away.

[So disgusting! Why does he have a face that looks so much like a giant ice cube, but does things that make me feel disgusted?]

Xiao Hei exclaimed, "Who? Who does he look like? Master, are you really blind? If He Gui looked like this, would you be able to eat him?"

[Forget it, I’m too lazy to tell you.]

Xiao Hei: "I'm really impressed. Xiao Bai, please persuade the master! He is really blind."

Xiaobai: "I won't comment."

Xiao Hei: "Okay, just pretend I didn't say anything."

Luo Shiyu finally breathed a sigh of relief when he returned to the car.

Joanna asked, "How are you feeling today?"

"That's it. Luckily, I found a chance to finish the lines you gave me."

"Well, give the intelligent computer back to me. You don't have to pay attention to it for the next few days."

"Is this true? There is such a good thing?" Luo Shiyu said, taking off the smart computer on his wrist and handing it to Joanna.

As Joanna modified the information on the fake account, she said, "I need to learn how to play hard to get, make him feel anxious, and then I'll find a chance to 'accidentally' reveal the fake home address to him."

"and then?"

"Then, prepare to stage a drama where the protagonist catches the mistress."

"Are you serious? Didn't we agree that Fang Guangzong could just file for divorce?"

"I just checked the woman's information. The house they're living in and their savings all belong to her. This man is completely destitute. If they get divorced, how will they survive in this apocalyptic world without jobs or a place to live?"

"What are you going to do?"

"Let that man leave the house."

"It's so complicated."

"You just need to follow the plan, but be prepared to get beaten."

Luo Shiyu took off his human skin mask, shook his hair, and made an OK gesture.

"You accepted it so quickly?"

"Or else?"

Joanna smiled and said with relief, "You're truly our ace. You're quick to accept things. Come, I'll help you remove your contact lenses. You can rest for the next three days."

"Is this considered preparation before getting beaten?"

"That's it."

After Luo Shiyu returned to the ghost realm, he collapsed on the sofa and looked at the ceiling. Fang Guangzong's face appeared in his head, and he thought of He Gui.

[Big Ice Cube, what are you doing now? ]

At this time, He Gui had just woken up at the Pacific naval base.

He opened the smart brain and wanted to send a message to Luo Shiyu, but hesitated.

"There's a sixteen-hour time difference between him and me. Will sending a message at this time disturb Luo Shiyu? But..."

He Gui opened his photo album, which was full of photos of Luo Shiyu, some of which he took secretly, and some of which were saved from forums and news.

He Gui is a person who never pays attention to forums and news, but he will specifically search for everything about Luo Shiyu.

I stroked Luo Shiyu's face in the photo and whispered, "I miss you, I want to hear your voice, I want to see you, I want..."

A dialog box from Luo Shiyu suddenly popped up on the screen, and He Gui quickly opened it.

Luoyu: Guigui~are you there?

The crane returned in seconds.

Guiyu: Yeah.

Afraid that Luo Shiyu would ignore him, he added another sentence.

Guiyu: What’s the matter?

Luoyu: Did I disturb you?

Guiyu: No.

Luoyu: I have something to tell you. Is it convenient for you to video chat?

Guiyu: convenient.

As soon as the message was sent, a video invitation popped up.

He Gui found a mirror to tidy up his hair and clothes before connecting to the video.

Luo Shiyu on the other side of the video smiled and waved at him: "Guigui! Did you miss me?"

He Gui looked at the holographic projection of Luo Shiyu, put his hands on his face, but his fingertips passed through the projection.

Only then did he realize that the person in front of him was just a shadow.

He Gui withdrew his hand and said "hmm" lightly.