flstandardbreds Chapter 146 Heaven Didn’t Give Me a Beautiful Wife
Chapter 146 Heaven Didn’t Give Me a Beautiful Wife
The Beiyuan River is calm, with dense vegetation on both sides, and you can often see boatmen paddling past.
The man in white rode on a grey donkey, leisurely heading north along the river, listening to the autumn wind and the river water, smelling the fallen leaves and the setting sun, feeling free and at his best.
When they were hungry, they ate fruits; when they were thirsty, they drank river water. The sun was strong at noon, but there were many tall trees blocking the sun, so in the end not much fell on the man and the donkey.
"Mei Jiao Niang" grew up in a stable and had never seen the outside world. However, she had a glimpse of human society through the fence. She carried Li Changxiao on her back, stomping her little hooves and whistling a whistle that she had learned from somewhere, looking very proud of herself.
This day seems to be good.
Because the man and the donkey were too conspicuous, sometimes passers-by would take a second look at them. The easy-going swordsman would smile back, but the naughty little donkey would have different reactions, sometimes turning his head away and ignoring them, and sometimes grinning.
The journey is long.
Sometimes the donkey would go on strike, and the swordsman would take out a "reading fruit", pass it through a thin rope, tie the other end to the sword, and hang it in front of the little donkey's face.
The little donkey sneered at it, rocked its body back and forth, used inertia to make the fruit rock back and forth, then seized the opportunity to bite it, and then looked at the swordsman with pride.
The swordsman later improved his method by lengthening the fishing rod and shortening the fishing line. After repeated tests, he tried the same trick again.
The little donkey pretended not to care at first, but later he was so greedy for the fruit that he drooled. He stomped on the fruit with his little hooves and ran wildly. Li Changxiao finally softened his heart, and after walking less than a mile, he let the little donkey get what it wanted and eat the fruit successfully.
Because Li Changxiao knew that this beautiful girl was very intelligent, and he didn't want the little donkey to only see the fruits in front of it and ignore the scenery on both sides along the way.
The progress was not fast and another month passed.
The autumn is already here.
The fallen leaves are golden.
A layer of light yellow was applied between the sky and the earth.
There were fruits on the trees that fell to the ground because they were ripe, exposing the flesh inside. The little donkey smelled it and secretly tasted it when Li Changxiao wasn't paying attention. As a result, he vomited and had diarrhea, and had eaten a poisonous fruit. When the swordsman found out, he held his forehead with his hand and threw the donkey, who claimed to be a beautiful lady, into the Beiyuan River, cleaning its body amid its wailing.
After this incident, the little donkey still did not learn his lesson. Whenever he saw strange things, he liked to taste them with his mouth. Once, when he ate a poisonous mushroom, he actually stood on two feet and started dancing.
From then on, the donkey became addicted to this kind of mushroom. It used its head to nudge Li Changxiao, asking him to take the mushrooms with him. Li Changxiao was at a loss whether to laugh or cry, as he had never expected that the beautiful lady was a drug addict. After patting the donkey on the head as a warning, he still picked all the mushrooms and took them with him.
After leaving Lang Town, we passed through several cities one after another.
Each has its own characteristics. Since Li Changxiao has plenty of money, he naturally has to make some purchases whenever he arrives in a town.
He especially liked to lead his donkey and stroll in some secluded alleys. The Wine Alley was a place he often visited. In addition, he would occasionally visit romantic places and restaurants. He had so much money that he could never spend it all.
In addition, if he saw a bookstore, Li Changxiao would not miss it and would go in to pick out a few good books. Of course, he was not too interested in the general principles of being a human being and doing things, as he would feel sleepy as soon as he read them. He would mostly pick some books that recorded various stories, local anecdotes, and geography and feng shui.
After visiting several small towns, he bought a total of fifteen books. The little donkey gave him a resentful look, as his load had increased again.
When they were about to leave the town, Li Changxiao bought a bamboo windmill for the little donkey. The wind blew and the donkey spun around. The little donkey was so happy that he bit the windmill and spun around.
There are more and more things along the way.
Li Changxiao also realized the problem. The arrangement was too messy. When passing by a bamboo forest, he took the time to cut some bamboo and made an emerald green bamboo box. He put all the books, grains, and silver into it. He only kept a sword and two wine gourds on his body.
Of course, there are dangers along the way.
For example, passing by a restaurant in the wilderness.
It was a cannibalistic restaurant. They killed many people and roasted them on the fireplace.
The little donkey was drooling at the time, but soon he saw his master, with just one sword, killing all the people in the restaurant without shedding any blood.
At this point, it no longer dared to run away, and instead asked its owner to teach it martial arts. It proudly showed its "biceps" to its owner, thinking that its talent in martial arts must be no worse than anyone else's.
If Heaven had not given me a beautiful wife, the donkey road would be as dark as night forever!
The little donkey was ambitious, but he made the swordsman laugh so hard that he fell backwards. He drank a few sips of wine, burped, and continued laughing. Finally, the little donkey got angry, packed his luggage and ran away from home. If I won't stay here, I'll find another place that will.
He took just two steps and then ran back happily. He is timid and a bully at home.
The swordsman told it mysteriously that his martial arts skills were just average and he would introduce a master with more powerful martial arts skills to it some other time.
So, one night.
There was no one around, and the ghost wearing a Rakshasa mask appeared in front of the beautiful lady for the first time. The little donkey, who was already timid, was so scared that he trembled and hid behind Li Changxiao. Only after Li Changxiao and Yu Rakshasa comforted him did he dare to open his eyes.
Yu Luosha began to teach the beautiful girl martial arts. The little donkey could understand what Yu Luosha said, but she could not understand what the little donkey said, so Li Changxiao needed to translate in between.
Activities at night would cause much less damage to the soul. After a few times, the donkey and the soul became familiar with each other, and there was no need for Li Changxiao to translate. The two of them practiced at night.
In addition, Li Changxiao found some methods to delay the loss of soul and body and strengthen the soul under the Eighteen Hells, and passed them on to Yu Luosha. However, the path of ghost cultivation is always difficult to overcome. Yu Luosha, who has been with Li Changxiao for a long time, has already realized this. She is not surprised, but very touched. She suffered humiliation and calculation in the world during her lifetime, and only after death did she experience some freedom in the world.
It was enough to follow the master, but she also had her troubles. The longer she followed, the more she understood that the master kept a certain distance from everyone and no one could always be with him.
After all, the little donkey only had a short-lived enthusiasm. He didn't learn any leg techniques, but he learned some mental techniques and a few sets of running skills. His endurance increased a lot, but when there was no one around at night, he would look for Rakshasa to play with.
time flies.
The little donkey gradually grew fatter and the days passed quickly. Its favorite kite broke several times, but was repaired by Li Changxiao. It developed an affection for the kite and nudged Li Changxiao with its head, wanting him to help keep it.