flstandardbreds Chapter 186: Still Attacked by a Hedgehog
Chapter 186: Still Attacked by a Hedgehog
[You want it too? What the hell? My superior asked me for it, and I felt embarrassed to refuse. Who are you? You want it too! Don’t you know that queuing is a basic human morality?]
【Is there a little bit...】
Xu Jinyu turned around unhappily, and then saw Emperor Xuan's livid face.
[Damn it, how come there is no sound when the emperor appears! ]
"Your Majesty, you also want glass?"
Although she knew that the emperor would not know what she was thinking, Xu Jinyu still felt a little guilty.
Of course she didn't know that Emperor Xuan could really hear.
Emperor Xuan's face was livid, and he spoke word by word: "Can I, as the emperor, use the back door?"
"Yes! Of course! I'll give you as many as you want after I've delivered to the adults."
Xu Jinyu acted particularly servile at this time.
Emperor Xuan's face relaxed slightly. This was the normal expression an official would have when meeting the emperor.
Putting his hands behind his back, he coughed softly: "Let me think about it. Fengtian Hall, the court room, the offices of various departments, and the palaces of the Queen Mother and the Empress need to all be replaced with glazed windows."
"As for the concubines and beauties, we don't need to replace all of them, but at least half of them should be replaced, as well as the East Palace..."
The smile on Xu Jinyu's face gradually disappeared as Emperor Xuan spoke, and the resentment in his heart was about to burst through the roof.
[This emperor has neither too much nor too little! Nanny He advised me to offer glass to the emperor. This way of offering will make me a pauper.]
"The places where the little princesses and princes live also need to be changed."
[Still saying! Still saying! If you weren't the emperor, I would have given you an electric cannon. ]
"Oh! There are several concubines in the harem."
Xu Jinyu clenched his fists.
[It’s never going to end, right? ]
Several ministers watched His Majesty teasing Lord Xu with smiles on their faces.
But Your Majesty, look at Lord Xu's fist which is as big as a teacup. If you continue talking, Lord Xu really won't be able to help but punch you.
"I'll give you money."
Xu Jinyu was stunned for a moment, and the smile on his face suddenly became enthusiastic.
"Your Majesty is truly a wise ruler. It is said that all land under heaven belongs to the king, and all the people are his subjects. Your Majesty wants something from his subjects and even pays for it. This is truly unique."
Emperor Xuan covered his chest with his hands. It was rare! Xu Jinyu actually praised people, and praised them so well. He was actually a little moved. What should he do?
Xu Jinyu finally learned to respect the emperor of his country, who was above everyone else.
But the next moment,
[It's strange, why did the emperor suddenly give up, maybe he took the wrong medicine. ]
Emperor Xuan put down his hands that were covering his chest, wasting his emotions.
The feeling I had just had is gone.
What can I do if I am reluctant? I will let you shout all over the capital that the emperor doesn’t pay for things, so that everyone will know that I, the emperor, the ruler of a country, am a miser and a pauper.
Emperor Xuan turned around and walked away with a disappointed look on his face.
It was indeed a dream to expect Xu Jinyu to respect him as the emperor from the bottom of his heart.
After Wu Wenneng left the court today, he went straight to the livestock market in the capital. As soon as he entered the market, he shouted: "Who wants to buy free livestock?"
Free cattle!
At least half of the people in the market stood up.
"I have some chickens, ducks, geese, pigs, dogs, cats and the like at home. Go and catch them. Whatever you catch belongs to you."
Then a large group of people came to the door of Wu's mansion in a noisy manner.
Standing at the door, he could hear the chaos inside. Wu Wenneng took a deep breath. He couldn't even imagine what his home was like now.
He walked to the door, pushed it open, and dodged.
A goose with its wings spread out was right in front of them. One of the guys jumped up and grabbed the goose by the neck.
Then a little pig rushed out on its four short legs and was caught by another guy.
"Sir, if we catch him, he will be ours."
One of the guys asked again with concern.
Wu Wenneng nodded helplessly. The house was full of small animals, and the servants could not catch them all. What else could he do but send them away.
“Go~~~”
As soon as Wu Wenneng finished speaking, everyone standing at the door rushed in.
"Cack!"
"Quack quack!"
"Hum hum!"
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All kinds of sounds filled the street. Wu Wenneng closed his eyes and swore that he would take a good bath and wash his hair in the future to ensure that he would never get lice again.
After the people from the livestock market left with smiles on their faces, Wu Wenneng walked into the house and sat down on a chair.
“┗|｀O′|┛ Ouch~~”
The next moment, Wu Wenneng jumped up, covering his butt, and then saw a hedgehog slowly crawling out from under the chair cushion.
He gently touched his butt and found at least dozens of thorns on it.
Wu Wenneng cried out in despair: "Didn't I tell you to take all the animals away?"
A waiter who was a step slower, holding a rabbit in his arms, glanced at Wu Wenneng and said, "Sir, hedgehogs are not animals. You told us to catch animals, but you didn't tell us to catch hedgehogs."
Wu Wenneng: "!!!!"
Is this something that needs to be ordered?
But the most important thing now is,
"Brother, take me to the clinic."
As for why he didn't ask a doctor to come, who knows if there is a hedgehog hiding in that corner of the house? Wu Wenneng doesn't want to come again.
If the hedgehog hits the doctor again, he will have to compensate the doctor for the physical damage.
The boy holding the rabbit took a step back and said, "I'm busy."
The shopkeeper promised to give a reward if the animal was caught.
Wu Wenneng stuck his butt out and took out a piece of silver from his sleeve with difficulty: "Here! This is your hard work fee."
When the clerk saw the small change, his eyes lit up. He threw away the rabbit in his hand, rushed to Wu Wenneng, snatched the silver, then turned his back and rushed out with Wu Wenneng on his back.
"┗|｀O′|┛ Aww~~"
His butt was hit hard again, and Wu Wenneng screamed again.
"You're fucking mentally ill. My butt is injured, why are you still carrying me on your back?"
The waiter turned his head with bright eyes and said: "Sir, how do you know that I have a mental problem? The shopkeeper said that with my brain, it's only because he is kind that he took me in. Otherwise, I would have starved to death sooner or later."
Wu Wenneng felt like crying but had no tears. What bad luck he had to meet another guy with a mental problem.
After wiping his face, Wu Wenneng said to the waiter, "Now! Put me down, go out and hire a cart, put me on the cart, and take me to the clinic. Remember to let me lie on the cart."
Wu Wenneng even gave a special instruction, fearing that this mentally ill guy would make him lie on the car.
"it is good!"
The guy agreed readily and then extended his hand to Wu Wenneng.
Wu Wenneng immediately understood what he meant: "Don't you have money?"
The guy said naively: "That's the reward you gave me, not the money for hiring a car."
Feeling the pain in his butt, Wu Wenneng took out a piece of silver from his sleeve with an expressionless face and put it in the clerk's hand.
After hiring the guy to push the cart, Wu Wenneng was finally able to leave the house smoothly.
Then I heard a teasing voice: "Hey, what's wrong with Brother Wu?"
Wu Wenneng simply covered his head and pretended to be dead.
But a cheerful voice came: "This adult was pricked on the butt by a hedgehog!"
"Hahaha·······"
Many of the laughs were from people Wu Wenneng was familiar with. He knew they were his colleagues without even looking.
Wu Wenneng's voice came from his sleeve, gritting his teeth: "Hurry up and send me to the clinic."
When Wu Wenneng returned from the clinic, he was faced with a yard in chaos again.
"Asshole! You even know how to restock!"
Wu Wenneng finished cursing with gnashing teeth, turned around and went to his father-in-law's house, but was stopped outside the door by his wife's maid.
The maid said in a clear voice: "Madam said that if she can't cure you, there will naturally be someone who can. When there are no more small animals in the Wu Mansion and the master has no small animals, Madam can go home."
Helpless Wu Wenneng could only turn around and continue to live in the same room with the little animals.
Of course, he also has to be careful about the hedgehog's sharp attacks, because his unscrupulous colleagues are standing on the street and starting to buy hedgehogs.