Mind reading, the emperor saw my fist hard

Chapter 153 Sleeping with Pigs

Emperor Xuan extended his hand directly to the inner guards behind him.

The inner guard took out a small notebook from his sleeve and handed it to Emperor Xuan respectfully.

Last time at Princess Yun Ran's mansion, there was no paper for His Majesty. The inner guards had learned their lesson and made the paper into small notebooks, ensuring that at least ten notebooks could be put in one sleeve.

This way, there is no need to worry about not having paper to give to Your Majesty.

I am not afraid even if Lord Xu reveals more news.

Emperor Xuan took the small notebook and took a look at the handwriting on it.

Very good, the people from the Internal Security Bureau are very frugal. This time, they used discarded official documents as the notebook.

Waste recycling deserves a reward.

Emperor Xuan pretended to flip through the book and said, "He Yanli, right? Your father and uncle want to kill you, so come and kill me."

"If your mother doesn't believe you, won't you go find your uncle?"

[The inner guards are still as powerful as ever. 】

The inner guard behind Emperor Xuan smiled shyly: Thank you, Lord Xu, for your cultivation.

The officials' eyes turned red with jealousy: Bah!

As long as they follow Lord Xu, they can make merit and receive rewards, so they also want to be such internal guards.

He Yanli, lying on the ground, struggled for a while and wanted to kneel down to answer.

However, the assassination of His Majesty had exhausted all his strength, and now he really has no strength left.

Seeing his expression, Emperor Xuan simply waved his hand and said, "Just lie down and answer the question!"

"Return to Your Majesty."

Although He Yanli was lying down, his tone of reply was still respectful.

"Your Majesty, my personal servant has been beaten to death by my father, and my maids have been removed by my mother. My yard is full of my father's men, and all the channels for me to pass on information have been blocked."

"If I had not been required to show myself before dying today, I would have died yesterday."

"Hiss~~ That's cruel!"

This time it was the officials who couldn’t help but inhale.

[He Yanli's mother is a pure love-brained person. She believes everything her husband says, even her own son.]

[When her husband said that her son couldn't bear to see the affection between him and his wife, she believed him. Which son doesn't want his parents to be affectionate? ]

Yup!

The officials nodded in unison.

What on earth is this woman thinking?

[He Yanli's mother felt that her husband's backyard was clean, she was alone, and he had only had He Yanli as a child for so many years, and he had never mentioned taking a concubine, which meant that he loved her deeply.]

[How could she know that her husband just couldn't get hard with women, and every time he had sex with her he had to hold back his nausea.]

He Yanli's face was full of struggle, and she was hesitating whether to stop Lord Xu.

If Lord Xu continues to talk, my mother and aunt will lose all their face.

[He was still complaining while he was with his lover. He felt like vomiting when he saw He Yanli's mother's face. He said that woman was a slut who wanted to sleep with him all day long. He said all kinds of nasty things.]

[He Yanli's uncle also complained about his wife, calling her a bitch, a slut... He said all kinds of nasty things, as if those two women were not his wives who gave birth to their children and took care of the household.]

He Yanli let out a breath and started to give up.

If those two people had not cursed so passionately, I would have thought that some servant dared to insult the mistress, and I would not have discovered the truth even if I walked forward quietly.

If word of this gets out, my mother and aunt should be able to wake up!

[And...and...the two of them have already discussed that in order to avoid trouble, after their son/nephew dies, they will make their respective wives die of grief.]

[This makes it more reasonable for two men who have lost their wives and children to get together, and it is both good and decent.]

It's another case of murdering his wife, and this time he's also murdering his son.

Emperor Xuan's expression became more and more ugly.

What kind of people are the officials under him?

Can't we have some healthy hobbies?

For example, flowers, birds, insects, fish, mountains, rivers, nature, poetry, wine, and beautiful women, anything is possible.

Just don't kill your wife anymore.

"Hehehe..."

He Yanli, who was lying on the ground, laughed.

The voice was extremely sad.

There was no sound in the palace at this moment, and everyone felt sympathy for the unfortunate guy lying on the ground.

[Let me see who is He Yanli's father and uncle? ]

[Hey! Dad has been caught by the internal security, this is really fast. ]

The inner guards looked at the sneaky man they had just caught. This was He Yanli's father.

[My uncle is setting up the scene for He Yanli's death, waiting for He Yanli to leave.]

Internal Security: Catch this quickly and you will get the credit immediately.

[Where is He Yanli's uncle? Hurry up and find a way to inform He Yanli's uncle and save the two love-brained sisters.]

[He's a good guy, don't let him be ruined like this. ]

[Where are the people? Where are people? 】

Yes, as for the people, Emperor Xuan was too lazy to deal with this family and let them handle it themselves.

【People are in the pigsty! 】

Xu Jinyu’s eyes widened and his mouth opened in surprise.

[Could it be that he has been killed by his brother-in-law? ]

The guards outside kicked He Yanli's father hard.

"How cruel! Are you planning to wipe out your wife's family?"

He Yanli's father shook his head frantically. He was just a small official and currently he couldn't reach his elder brother-in-law.

The inner guard didn't even look at the man's expression. He waved his hand to call the inner guard and ordered: "Hurry to He Yanli's uncle's house..."

[He was not killed, he ran in drunk. ]

The expression on the face of the guard who gave the order twisted for a moment.

What kind of person can treat a pigsty as his home.

How could he fall asleep peacefully given the smell in the pigsty?

[He slept soundly. How much alcohol did he drink? 】

[In the middle of his sleep, he was still wondering when his wife had become so fat, and why he hadn’t noticed. ]

Emperor Xuan: Drinking is dangerous, and you need to be careful about getting drunk. It’s better not to have this hobby of drinking.

[The problem is...the problem is...hahahahahaha...]

The prince stood straight: What else have I not seen? Even if my father were to perform a striptease in front of me now, I could not help but laugh.

[The problem was that his real wife was standing outside the pigsty at the time.]

[She spent the whole night looking for a husband, and the one she found actually compared herself to a pig.]

[Hahaha...his wife has said that the pig will be her husband's third concubine in the future, and her husband will sleep with the pig when he gets drunk. Please forgive her for thinking of the pig when she sees her husband now.]

"Cough cough cough..."

"Hmph...Hmph..."

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Zi Shuyan's face was distorted.

He spoke too early. With Xu Jinyu around, he couldn't help but see what kind of jokes he was facing.

There was even more despair in He Yanli's eyes as she lay on the ground.

Such an uncle, such a mother, and a cruel father.

It would be better for the He family to be destroyed!

Should I make more effort to get up from the ground and carry out this assassination to the end?

[Hahaha... This uncle didn't do this for the first time. He even had a heart-to-heart talk with a dog after getting drunk. Ever since the uncle had a heart-to-heart talk with the dog, the dog acted as if it saw a ghost when it saw the uncle.]

[I had a meal with a rabbit and ate all of its grass. While eating, I complained that the beef was really chewy and tasted wrong.]

[Scared my daughter and made her cry loudly because the rabbit was her daughter’s pet. ]

[I have learned to make sounds from a cat, but the problem is that the cat is in estrus. The sound of a cat plus a grown man is enough to keep everyone in the mansion awake all night.]

[I have fought with roosters for housing rights, snatched eggs from hens, and...]

[The family was afraid to even keep pets, so the uncle ended up harming livestock instead of pets.]

The Minister of Rites took a deep breath: Are drunk people so scary?

besides·····

The Minister of Rites squatted on the ground and asked He Yanli in a low voice: "Why does your uncle like animals to cause harm?"

When He Yanli opened her eyes, she saw the Minister of Rites' old face full of curiosity.

I was devastated. Is it okay for a Minister of Rites like you to be curious about this?

The Minister of Rites nodded firmly to show that he was really curious.

He Yanli closed her eyes and said with difficulty: "Every time my uncle gets drunk, he makes trouble for others. No one in the Liu Mansion, including the servants, pampers him, so he can only go looking for animals."

[Only animals can’t resist. If this uncle tries to harass Madam, Madam will just give him a knockout drug.]

[Sweat-killing drug...hahahaha...sweat-killing drug! I never knew there was such a thing as a sleep-depriving drug in hangover medicine.]

oh~~~

understood.

Among all officials, there are bound to be friends who get drunk and crazy. Now there is a new way to deal with drunk and crazy friends.

And it’s an extremely effective method.