flstandardbreds Chapter 130 Immortal Realm Talent Competition
Chapter 130 Immortal Realm Talent Competition
Chapter 130: An Absurd Talent Competition in the Immortal Realm
Liu Yu and his companions' days in the Immortal Realm were always filled with laughter and joy. On this particular day, the Immortal Realm held a lively talent competition, and Liu Yu and his friends naturally wouldn't miss this exciting event.
The competition venue was beautifully decorated, and all sorts of deities gathered together, ready to show off their skills. The first to take the stage was an immortal who called himself the "King of Celestial Songs." He strode confidently onto the stage, cleared his throat, and prepared to sing a song.
The music started, and he began to sing at the top of his lungs. His voice was worse than a broken gong, completely off-key, and the audience covered their ears. Liu Yu couldn't help but shout, "Brother, are you singing or slaughtering a pig?!" Xu Xian and Xiao Qing laughed so hard they couldn't stand up straight, and Bai Suzhen also smiled slightly.
Next, a fairy came on stage to perform a dance. She danced gracefully, but suddenly slipped and fell flat on her back, her flowing skirt now tangled around her, making her look like a dumpling. Liu Yu laughed until tears streamed down her face: "Is this fairy doing a wrestling dance?!"
Then, a self-proclaimed "Master of Calligraphy from the Celestial Realm" took to the stage to demonstrate his calligraphy. He wielded his brush with great flair, but when the work was finished, everyone saw that the characters were crooked and twisted, resembling a swarm of insects crawling on the paper. Liu Yu joked, "Master, is this calligraphy for insects to read?"
At this moment, a fat immortal went on stage to perform magic, claiming he could conjure a mountain of gold. He chanted incantations, and after a puff of smoke, a "mountain" did indeed appear. But upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a mountain made of steamed buns. The fat immortal proudly declared, "Enjoy yourselves!" The audience was both amused and bewildered. Liu Yu laughed until his stomach hurt, exclaiming, "Is this a mountain of gold or a steamed bun shop?!"
Xu Xian, eager to try his hand at medicine, stepped onto the stage to demonstrate his skills. Just as he took out his medicine box, a little monkey appeared out of nowhere, snatched it, and ran off, leaving Xu Xian panting as he chased after it. Liu Yu, watching from below the stage, shouted, "Xu Xian, you haven't even shown your medical skills yet, and you're already racing a monkey!"
Not to be outdone, Xiaoqing went on stage to perform her swordsmanship. She wielded her sword with impressive skill and flair, but suddenly it flew out of her hand and hurtled straight towards the judges' table, startling them so much they scattered in panic. Liu Yu laughed so hard she stomped her feet: "Xiaoqing, are you trying to assassinate the judges?!"
Bai Suzhen gracefully ascended the stage, preparing to play a celestial melody. She had barely sat down when several strings snapped, emitting a piercing sound. Bai Suzhen smiled awkwardly, but Liu Yu, sitting in the audience, shouted, "Sister, it's alright, let's change the program!"
Next, an old immortal went on stage to perform a face-changing act. But he changed his face so fast that he ended up disappearing completely, leaving only a bald head. Liu Yu laughed so hard he rolled on the ground: "That face-changing act made him disappear too!"
Halfway through the competition, Liu Yu was also pushed onto the stage. He reluctantly tried to perform some juggling, but he failed to catch any of the balls he threw, and they all hit him on the head. Rubbing his head, he said, "This ball won't obey me!" The audience burst into laughter again.
Just then, an immortal came on stage with his pet Qilin, intending to demonstrate the Qilin's amazing fire-breathing ability. But the Qilin sneezed, and instead of fire, it spewed out a spittle, soaking the immortal. Liu Yu laughed so hard he couldn't stand up straight: "This Qilin has switched to spraying water!"
Finally, an immortal claiming to be the "Number One Chef of the Celestial Realm" went on stage to cook. After bustling around for a while, he presented a plate of something pitch black, claiming it was a secret celestial dish. The audience took a bite and all spat it out; the taste was even more bitter than gall. Liu Yu shouted, "Chef, you've poisoned me!"
The talent competition ended amidst laughter and cheers. Although everyone's performances were full of mishaps, everyone gained happiness.
After the competition, Liu Yu and his friends continued their travels in the Immortal Realm.
They came to a garden, where the flowers were vying for attention. Liu Yu curiously approached a flower, which suddenly shouted, "Don't come near me, you reckless fool!" Liu Yu was startled.
They then saw a deity painting. Liu Yu went over to take a look and said, "This painting is too abstract!" The deity glared at him and said, "What do you know about art!"
As they walked, they came across a stall selling magical fruits. Liu Yu picked up a fruit and asked the stall owner, "Is this fruit delicious?" The stall owner replied, "Absolutely delicious! If you don't like it, you don't have to pay." Liu Yu took a bite, but it was so sour that his face contorted. He angrily said, "This is delicious?" The stall owner smiled and said, "It's sweet and sour, try it again." Liu Yu took another bite, but it was still unbearably sour, so he threw the fruit back.
Just then, a crane flew overhead. Liu Yu tried to ride it, but the crane refused and swatted him into the pond with its wings. Liu Yu thrashed about in the pond, shouting, "Help!" Xu Xian and Xiao Qing quickly pulled him out.
In the evening, they found a place to rest.
That night, Liu Yu lay in bed, reminiscing about the day's interesting experiences, and drifted off to sleep. In his dream, he continued his joyful adventures in the celestial realm...