flstandardbreds Chapter 118 Blessing
Chapter 118 Blessing
With difficulty, Chen Lun raised his head to look at Jiang Qingyan, his eyes filled with undisguised amazement.
How could such a stunning beauty exist in this world! Just one glance is enough to make one feel that life has been worthwhile... If only I could taste her...
Jiang Qingyan saw through his lewd thoughts at a glance and kicked him hard in the forehead. "You lewd peanut, you still dare to be lustful even when you're about to die. You're lucky to have fallen into my hands today!"
As he spoke, he beckoned to Eunuch Wang, who was craning his neck to look inside from outside the hall, and said, "Old Wang, go and call the eunuchs from the Imperial Household Department to bring over a set of tools. I want to personally test their work ability! Oh, and... tell them to also bring a pair of tweezers. I'm afraid their stuff is too small and will affect the staff's performance!"
Upon receiving the order, Eunuch Wang immediately replied, "Yes! This old servant will go and deliver the decree right away!"
Upon hearing this, Chenlun's body went limp with fear. He instantly realized that the stunningly handsome man before him was not only the same pretty boy from the previous night, but also the Emperor of Da'an...
He hurriedly kowtowed and begged for mercy: "It was my fault for being blind and not recognizing Your Majesty's status, that's why I treated you... But I was also captivated by Your Majesty's unparalleled beauty... And as you know, I didn't succeed last night..."
Hearing the words "peerless beauty," Jiang Qingyan's anger subsided by even a fraction.
She rolled her eyes at Chen Lun and said disdainfully, "Have you forgotten about how you used your stinky ass to fumigate me last night? Alright, shut up now and save your energy. I'm waiting to see the live broadcast of your entire castration process."
Upon hearing this, Xuan Ye suddenly recalled the sight of Chen Lun's naked body when he arrived last night. Combined with Jiang Qingyan's words, a nauseating image flashed through his mind...
He clenched his fist and slammed his fist into the ground, forcing him to shut up.
At this moment, when the head eunuch of the eunuch's quarters learned that the emperor was going to personally test his work ability, cold sweat instantly poured down his forehead. Could it be that some little eunuch had not cleaned himself properly and had defiled the harem?
Eunuch Wang urged, "Hurry up, I'm getting impatient."
This was said by the Emperor when he was teaching the Empress and the others how to play cards. He had the Empress stand aside and said this when someone was playing slowly...
The emperor said his voice was exactly the same as the voice actor in the game. Although he didn't know what voice acting in games was, he could tell the emperor was praising him...
Eunuch Fang hurriedly put the tools back into the toolbox, wiped the sweat from his brow, and said with a fawning expression, "Eunuch Wang, this servant is all ready. Let's set off now."
Just as he was about to leave, Eunuch Wang suddenly remembered something the Emperor had specifically instructed him to do, and hurriedly said, "Oh right, the Emperor told you to take another pair of tweezers."
Although Fang Gonggong was somewhat puzzled upon hearing this, he followed the instructions and put the tweezers on the table into the toolbox.
The courtyard of Zhanghua Palace was packed with men. After looking around, Eunuch Fang let out a long sigh of relief; it seemed he had been overthinking things...
Jiang Qingyan was sitting at the stone table eating melon seeds when she saw Eunuch Wang and Eunuch Fang return. She excitedly waved to them, saying, "Hurry up and come a few steps! I've been waiting impatiently!"
Eunuch Fang hurriedly ran over, knelt respectfully, and spun around to pay his respects, saying, "This humble servant Fang pays his respects to the Emperor, the Empress, the Imperial Concubine, Consort Yun, Consort Shun, Consort Shen, and..."
He paused when he turned to stand in front of Xuan Ye. "Huh? Is this handsome man in black the one the Emperor recently appointed? I've never seen him before. How should I address him?"
Jiang Qingyan couldn't help but laugh as she watched Eunuch Fang kneeling on the ground and spinning around: "Haha, little Fang, are you a spinning top?"
Eunuch Fang scratched his head awkwardly, "There are quite a few distinguished guests today...this servant..."
As a mere head of the Imperial Household Department, aside from when he accompanied the crowd in worship, he had never seen so many distinguished guests all at once on his own...
We must pay our respects properly and show our faces, right?
Jiang Qingyan chuckled and said, "Alright, get up quickly, I'm still waiting to watch the live broadcast."
As soon as he finished speaking, Ling Feng led Liang Cheng into the courtyard.
As early as when Eunuch Wang set off, Jiang Qingyan had instructed Ling Feng to fetch Liang Cheng.
How could Liang Cheng miss such a good show? After all, he and Old Deng had a blood feud involving the murder of his brother and the severed tendons of his opponent...
Liang Cheng glanced at the courtyard full of handsome men and couldn't help but feel a pang of jealousy.
The Emperor has more and more men, each one so exquisitely beautiful; who knows when it will be his turn...
When he reached Jiang Qingyan, he respectfully cupped his hands and said, "Greetings, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, and all masters."
Jiang Qingyan gently patted his arm and said softly, "Alright, there are no outsiders here. You don't need to be so formal with us. Come and sit down."
Liang Cheng pursed his lips and nodded, then casually found a stone bench and slowly sat down.
Jiang Qingyan pointed at the grotesque figure at Xuan Ye's feet and said to Eunuch Fang, "Little Fang, that greasy pervert lying on the ground is the test I'm giving you today. Hurry up and get to work!"
As he spoke, he cheerfully handed out a handful of melon seeds to everyone, including Eunuch Wang.
He couldn't bear to eat it, so he secretly put it in his pocket.
This was a gift from the Emperor, and he was determined to keep it with him every day.
Upon receiving the order, Xuan Ye bent down, grabbed Chen Lun by the hair, lifted him up, and tied him to a chair.
Upon seeing Chen Lun's face clearly, Liang Cheng's eyes widened in surprise, and he murmured, "It's him! It's him!"
The Emperor kept his word and actually helped him capture his enemy!
Hearing Liang Cheng's murmur, Jiang Qingyan turned her head and gave him a bright smile, as if to tell him not to worry, he would be able to take revenge soon.
Liang Cheng bit his lower lip, his heart trembling uncontrollably, and his eyes gradually turning red and hot.
The scene of his younger brother's tragic death still seems vivid in his mind; that was his only family member...
Every day he lived a life of barely surviving was filled with torment and pain, and he could only blame himself for not knowing martial arts and being unable to avenge his brother.
But the Emperor did it for him today...
Grandpa Fang skillfully pulled down the slumped pants, revealing that tiny peanut.
He couldn't help but rub his eyes. Having worked in the eunuch's quarters for so many years, this was the first time he'd seen someone so young. The Emperor's assessment today was far too difficult...
Upon seeing the gleaming knife in Eunuch Fang's hand, Chen Lun was so frightened that he lost his voice. He opened his mouth wide but couldn't utter a sound, and cold sweat poured down his face.
Everyone turned their heads away in disgust upon seeing this.
Mo Ting immediately reached out and blocked Jiang Qingyan's view, not wanting that filthy thing to pollute her husband's eyes.
Jiang Qingyan gently pressed Mo Ting's hand down and said to Eunuch Fang with a mischievous smile, "Little Fang, don't be afraid, just do it boldly! No matter how you cut it, I'll reward you!"
Upon receiving the instruction, Eunuch Fang finally felt relieved. "Alright! This servant will get to work right away!"
He used tweezers to pick up the peanut with his left hand, and raised a small knife with his right hand, deftly cutting it in that spot.
Fortunately, the Emperor instructed us to bring an extra pair of tweezers, otherwise we might have easily cut our hands!
I forgot to sharpen the knife after finishing my work today, so it was a bit dull. I had to make seven or eight cuts before I could cut that thing off.
Each cut felt like a stab to his heart, causing him to turn deathly pale. He threw his head back and screamed before fainting.
Jiang Qingyan spat out the sunflower seed shells in her mouth, frowned, and said, "It's over so quickly? How boring. Stop the bleeding, then throw him into the Imperial Prison. I have something much more fun waiting for him..."
As he spoke, he ran into the study, took out paper and pen, and carefully drew a pattern. He then instructed Eunuch Wang to draw more of it and distribute them to the servants.