Transmigrated into a vicious stepmother, striving to raise the little villain

Chapter 135 The Forest Witch Gohagohei Dance

Li Ziang asked in a low voice, "Doesn't your mother eat rabbit meat?"

Xie Yifan was also completely confused: "No, she even ordered spicy rabbit head last time."

Jiang Yan'an: "Maybe, maybe I'll be able to eat it once I see the cooked rabbit."

"It looks kind of cute, but I still want to eat it," Su Nuohan said, troubled.

Studio:

Is Mo Weiwei imitating a certain celebrity surnamed Huang?

[Hilarious! He's building up a persona, and then his own son exposes it.]

I'd rather go hungry than suffer the plight of a rabbit.

[You people are so cruel! Weiwei is so kind!]

[Yes, yes, yes, you Weiwei are the embodiment of the Virgin Mary, how could you not be kind?]

Mo Weiwei cried for the rabbit, but no one paid any attention.

Qi Yun'er took the rabbit to deal with it.

"Did Instructor Qi get these for us?"

[I knew she cared about me; she must have called because she saw I hadn't eaten lunch.]

This shameless confession shocked everyone.

Qi Yun'er now wished she could smear rabbit entrails directly onto Xie Ming's face.

In my mind:

You're finished! You've fallen into an oil river!

It's all for you.

Hehe, love you!

Dinner was very plentiful, much more so than lunch.

The aroma of roasted rabbit meat completely captivated Mo Jingyu, making even the rice in her hands seem to smell of meat.

The rabbit was quickly devoured by everyone. Fortunately, the rabbit was quite plump, and the meaty parts were tacitly given to the children.

Jiang Yan'an looked at Mo Jingyu, who was still sucking on bones and had red eyes, and handed her the meat without hesitation, saying, "Mom, eat."

Mo Jingyu's eyes were filled with tears from the smoke, and she looked at Jiang Yan'an in confusion.

In Jiang Yan'an's view, this meant that his mother was moved to tears, which meant that his mother liked him even more and that she loved him the most!

Jiang Yan'an: I am my mom's most thoughtful little vest!

Jiang Zhiyan: "..."

For the first time, he truly felt how annoying children could be.

Jiang Zhiyan also placed his own meat on Mo Jingyu's plate, saying domineeringly, "You eat it!"

Mo Jingyu: "You guys..."

Viewers in the live stream were in stitches:

Haha, how did this father and son end up arguing?

[At the end, all the cheapest deals were taken by Sister Yu.]

[Wasn't Mo Weiwei pitying the rabbit earlier? Now it's probably chewed the bones to pieces.]

This is the "it smells so good!" principle!

[Hilarious, she's really enjoying her food!]

Because we had done a lot of exercise today, we said goodnight to each other not long after we finished eating.

Due to limited resources, Mo Jingyu simply wiped her body dry.

Jiang Zhiyan opened her eyes and looked down at the two people, one big and one small, lying on top of her.

I've become a human-shaped body pillow.

Mo Jingyu woke up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet.

She groggily opened her eyes and saw the shadow of a snake's head reflected in the firelight on the tent.

Mo Jingyu's muddled mind immediately cleared up. Judging from the shadow, the snake was large enough to swallow two kindergarten children.

Jiang Zhiyan sensed the person next to her getting up in the middle of the night and asked softly, "What's wrong?"

Mo Jingyu quickly covered Jiang Zhiyan's mouth, "Shh," and pointed to the shadow on the tent.

Jiang Zhiyan's expression immediately turned serious, and he took out his phone and opened the live stream.

Mo Jingyu asked in a low voice, "Where did you get this phone?"

"I had to sign some documents, so I told the director."

"He agreed?"

"Ah."

That damn director! Such a snob!

Although it was the middle of the night, there were still quite a few people idling in the live stream.

Jiang Zhiyan zoomed in on the camera in front of their tent, where a giant python was coiled up in front of the tent.

Mo Jingyu felt a chill run down her spine at the sight of such a huge, crawling mass of snakes!

The coiled shape was perfectly formed.

The live stream chat exploded with excitement:

【Holy crap, I just got up to go to the bathroom and took a quick look, and here I was!】

[A giant snake crawling around, what's so strange about that?]

[Wake up, upstairs!!!]

[The key point is that the snake is in Sister Yu's camp!]

[Director, wake up and let me see you! If my electronic pickled mustard tuber malfunctions, you're all doomed!]

Where are the production team members?! If someone dies, you'll really turn this into a legal program!

The few viewers who were still awake in the live stream were frantically calling out to the director.

Director: Sleeping soundly, don't call me out, thank you.

Mo Jingyu said in a breathy voice, "Damn it! How are we supposed to get out of here?! We'll get eaten if we go out!"

"It's okay, I'll contact someone."

"How long will it take for your contact person to arrive? You should notify the other guests first."

Jiang Zhiyan stared at Mo Jingyu, who then slapped her forehead. None of the other guests had cell phones!

"It's okay, it's okay, let me think about it."

Mo Jingyu pretended to be deep in thought, but her mind was screaming wildly:

[Qi Xiaoyun! Qi Xiaoyun! Qi Xiaoyun!]

[Stay up so late at night, are you taking on a frog cosplay job tomorrow?!]

[No, no! A giant python has appeared in our camp! Right outside my tent! Help!]

Qi Yun'er suppressed her morning grumpiness and had the system broadcast the scene outside.

Why is it still coming even though we're not going to light a fire?!

[001 detected that it had no malicious intent]

Mo Jingyu was devastated: [Is this something that can be solved by whether there's malice or not?! How am I supposed to use the toilet with it here?!]

"It's just a snake, isn't it? You humans are so cowardly." A cold, mechanical voice came through.

Mo Jingyu: ......

"It's just a small snake! Why couldn't you move it?"

Who said that! Just you wait and see!

Qi Yun'er sighed, lay back down, and thought to herself: These two childish devils.

Jiang Zhiyan looked at Mo Jingyu, his expression shifting from pitiful, as if he were about to face a great calamity, to disdainful and full of sarcasm.

He thought to himself: Is this insane?

Linglingyi used some kind of prop, and the snake crawled away on its own in a short while.

See? You humans are useless!

Yes, thank you.

001: Have I been tricked?

Mo Jingyu: Don't try to guess what's on a human's mind! Don't try!

"How did you do it?"

Jiang Zhiyan's question brought Mo Jingyu, who was immersed in the song, back to her senses.

Mo Jingyu gave Jiang Zhiyan an awkward laugh, "Haha, would you believe me if I said it walked by itself?"

Jiang Zhiyan looked at him with a knowing expression: Are you kidding me?

Mo Jingyu sighed, put a hand on Jiang Zhiyan's shoulder, and said in a deep voice with a serious expression, "Alright, then I'll be honest with you today. Actually, I'm the forest witch Gohagoheiwu."

"I came to the human world to undergo training on behalf of snakes."

The man's lips curled slightly upward, his tone teasing, his hands resting behind him in a languid posture.

Jiang Zhiyan: "Now that I know your identity, will I be silenced?"

Coupled with the man's stunningly beautiful face, Mo Jingyu was completely stunned: Wow, absolutely gorgeous! A celestial being!

Mo Jingyu cleared his throat: "Killing to silence is something only the weak do; the truly strong would disdain such a thing."

"So, I might escape death, but I can't escape punishment?"

Jiang Yan'an rubbed his eyes with his little hands and asked in a childish voice, "What crime? Is Daddy going to jail?"

Mo Jingyu suppressed a laugh and took the opportunity to sneak away.

Jiang Zhiyan pinched Jiang Yan'an's little face haphazardly, thinking to herself: This brat!

Viewers in the live stream were lying in bed in the middle of the night, laughing so hard they were kicking their limbs and screaming.

Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter at Sister Yu's family!

[Sister Yu, you actually made this up? It's hilarious! Hahaha!]

[God fucking killed them to silence them, hahaha!]

[An'an's one sentence was the decisive blow! President Jiang is now happily guaranteed a stable job, hahaha!]

[However, why did the snake leave so soon after Sister Yu woke up? Could Sister Yu really be the forest witch doing that kind of dance?]

[It's the Forest Witch Gohago Hey Dance]

[Pshaw! They dare to say something like that? Aren't they afraid their image will collapse after they say it?]

[Mo Jingyu's fans are all mindless, brainless fanatics!]

[Who says we're brainless! We're just hopelessly in love with Sister Yu!]

Other fans: "......"

The next morning, the director woke up and looked at the video he received on his phone and the trending topics on a social media platform. He was stunned for a second, shocked for two seconds, and so frightened that he ended up in the ICU!

His guests! His shows! His later life!

The assistant director, quick as a flash, pinched the director's philtrum, saying, "It's alright, it's alright, they're all safe!"

Some people are dead but still live on, while others are alive but already dead.

At this moment, the director's body remains intact, but his soul has departed for the West.