What to do if you have too many golden fingers? Walk sideways!

Chapter 367: Action movie? Comedy movie? Revenge movie?

Chu Zhao chuckled, kicked the ball high, then jumped up and kicked the football in mid-air.

The football flew over the heads of three national team players and went into the goal.

"3 to 0!" The referee's somewhat vague voice echoed in the stadium.

In all his years as a referee, this was the first time he had seen such a domineering way of scoring a goal.

"The first half is over!"

[Shit! Is this a football or a basketball? Does it even have a dunk feature?]

[Is this for a movie? Is this for a movie? ]

[Where is the wire? How did Brother No. 1 fly? ]

[It’s a blockbuster! An action movie! ]

……

The players rested for fifteen minutes, the live broadcast went on for fifteen minutes, and the number of people online was still soaring. Unexpectedly, the audience of the live broadcast was so regretful.

Fortunately, someone said that he recorded the screen and would upload it later for everyone to see.

[As expected of the Chinese national football team, their mental quality is great. They didn’t even cry after losing three goals. ]

[Well, they are still actively discussing tactics. This spirit of getting stronger with more setbacks deserves praise! ]

【Habit becomes nature! 】

The members of the national football team had gloomy faces.

Zhao Da: "We still have to find a way to get that number one off the field!"

Qian Er: "Number One must have practiced martial arts. If you fight with him, you will definitely suffer."

Sun San: "Fighting is good, as long as he starts, he will be sent off."

Li Si: "He's not stupid, what if he refuses to do it?"

Sun San: "Oh my god! I'll piss him off even if I have to take a punch."

The Chinese national football team has discussed a strategy and the second half is about to begin.

Sun San ran up to Chu Zhao, showed a provocative expression, and raised his middle finger at Chu Zhao.

Then he turned his back to the camera and began to insult Chu Zhao.

Gu Xi saw from afar that Chu Zhao clenched his fists, as if he wanted to hit the opposing player.

what happened?

Chu Zhao must not be stupid and fall into the opponent's trap.

Gu Xi left his seat and pretended to go to the restroom. When he reached a place where there was no one, he immediately became invisible. Then, he used his lightness skills and arrived in front of Chu Zhao in a few leaps.

She whispered:

"Ah Zhao, what's wrong with you?"

Chu Zhao's forehead was bulging with veins, and his eyes were full of anger. He calmed down a little after hearing Gu Xi's voice and said:

"He berated me!"

Gu Xi looked at Sun San, who was still saying some dirty words, but his voice was so soft that no one else could hear him.

Just at this moment, the whistle sounded and the second half began.

Sun San smiled provocatively:

"Hit me if you dare! Whoever doesn't do it is a bastard!"

Gu Xi said softly:

"A Zhao, calm down, he did it on purpose, you don't have to do anything, I'll take care of this bastard!"

Gu Xi moved and instantly appeared in front of Sun San. He bent down slightly and untied his shoelaces.

Sun San saw that Chu Zhao, who was full of anger just now, calmed down now that the fight had started, and knew that his plan had failed.

I had to run away angrily.

In the second half, it was Fengyi team's turn to serve. Wu Dajiang was standing in the middle of the field. He also wanted to imitate Chu Zhao's long shot, so he pushed hard and kicked towards the opponent's goal.

The players of the Chinese national football team rushed forward to grab the ball, and Sun San also ran over.

Gu Xi followed him and stretched out a foot. Sun San tripped, lost his balance, and fell forward.

Wu Dajiang's leg strength is not as good as Chu Zhao's, and the football is intercepted by Qian Er.

Qian Er was preparing to pass the ball to Zhao Da proudly, but Sun San rushed over and knocked him down.

The football rolled to the side and was snatched away by Chu Zhao who arrived quickly.

Another shot! Another goal!

【nice shot!】

【pretty! 】

"Ah!" Qian Er and Sun San screamed at the same time.

The referee ran over and checked the situation of the two men, and concluded that Sun San's shoelaces had come undone, and he stepped on the shoelaces and fell, injuring Qian Er. However, because of Qian Er's cushion, he was not seriously injured.

Qian Er was carried off the field and the opposing team brought on a substitute.

[4 to 0, hahaha! ]

[I was wrong just now. This is not an action movie, this is a comedy. Is the Chinese national football team here to make people laugh? ]

[Sun San and Qian Er are the perfect pair for comedy! 】

Gu Xi felt a little regretful. This bad-hearted Sun San was really lucky and didn't get hurt.

How can I let go easily of the emperor who insulted me?

Gu Xi stayed on the field looking for an opportunity.

After a while, Li Si grabbed the ball, but his position was not good for shooting, so he passed the ball to Zhao Da.

And Sun San was right behind Zhao Da.

The opportunity is here.

After Li Si kicked the ball, Gu Xi used his Qinggong skills to catch up with the football, added a little force, and slightly changed the direction.

The football flew past Zhao Da's face with a fierce momentum and hit Sun San's face directly behind him.

"Ah!" Sun San screamed, several of his front teeth were knocked out, his teeth were mixed with blood, and blood was flowing down his nose.

The whole face turned into a bloody clown face.

Gu Xi snorted coldly, then went back, cancelled his invisibility, and returned to the stands.

Tang Xiao laughed so hard that she was out of breath:

“Sister Xi…you weren’t here just now…you didn’t see it…hahaha…the people on the national football team are so funny…”

The live broadcast room also became a sea of joy.

[Puff! Damn it, the water I just drank all sprayed onto the screen. ]

[This drama should be a revenge film, Sun San injured Qian Er, and Li Si avenged Qian Er. ]

[It seems that Qian Er and Li Si are a couple! They both made love in public, no, they made love on the grass.]

[Okay, I will support this couple first??]

Upon seeing this, the referee immediately suspended the game, helped the injured Sun San off the field, and signaled the medical team to come on the field to treat him.

The Chinese national football team coach had a gloomy face, but the game had to go on, so he could only make quick adjustments and replace another player.

Gu Xi looked proudly at Sun San who was taken away for treatment, and felt secretly happy in his heart: Those who dare to bully my man must be tired of living!

After avenging Chu Zhao, Gu Xi stopped interfering and focused on watching the game.

As the game went on, the morale of the Chinese national team visibly dropped.

Chu Zhao scored three goals in a row, while the opponent didn't even touch the goal of Fengyi team.

Studio.

【7 to 0, what a thrilling game! 】

[The Chinese national football team showed their true strength: they successfully made all the audience laugh! ]

[╯▽╰ ~~A football team that can’t make a comedy is not a good actor! ]

【Chinese football is finally expected to break out of Asia and go global! No, it is to crush the world football scene! 】

[If this is really a live broadcast and not a filming site, I suggest that the Fengyi team replace the national football team to participate in the World Cup qualifiers! ]

【+1】

【+666】

【+】

……

Online comments in support of the Fengyi team swept across major platforms like a wave, quickly becoming a hot topic.

Due to the overwhelming strength and pressure from public opinion, the Chinese national football team had no choice but to give up the qualification for the Asian qualifiers to the Fengyi team.

However, the Fengyi team does not have enough players, so the Football Association asks Chu Zhao to select a few players from the national team to participate in the preliminaries together.

Players of the Chinese national football team are trying their best to join the Fengyi team. After all, the main players are so strong. If they win, they can also bring honor to their family, right?

In terms of personnel selection, Chu Zhao made the same decision as Gu Xi.

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