flstandardbreds Chapter 166 Don’t Be Too Outrageous
Chapter 166 Don’t Be Too Outrageous
"You, you finished washing so quickly!"
Yun Jiaojiao was so frightened that she stopped wiping her hair.
"I, I can do it myself."
Yun Jiaojiao swallowed timidly.
I was so impatient just now.
Now that I've calmed down, I feel a little timid.
"Weren't you quite anxious just now?"
"Now I'm calm, I know I'm nervous."
"I know there's no point in being nervous."
Xie Zhennan reached out and snatched the towel from her hand.
“Wait until you dry it yourself, the daylily will need to cool down a few times.”
"I'll help you wipe it dry so we can get things done."
Yun Jiaojiao's wet black hair dried up bit by bit as Xie Zhennan wiped it quickly.
In less than fifteen minutes, her long, smooth black satin hair was draped over Yun Jiaojiao's shoulders.
"Almost done."
Xie Zhennan hung the towel in his hand on the back of the chair next to him.
Before Yun Jiaojiao could respond, he pushed her down on the bed covered with a bright red quilt.
Xie Zhennan pouted and prepared to kiss his little wife, but a pair of soft and boneless hands pressed against his chest.
"It's a little rough."
Yun Jiaojiao felt uncomfortable from the pain on her back.
"Xie Zhennan, stop first."
"There seems to be something under the quilt."
Xie Zhennan thought Yun Jiaojiao was nervous and was using this excuse to delay time.
"Wife, there's no point in stalling."
"Relax."
Xie Zhennan supported his body with one arm and gently stroked Yun Jiaojiao's smooth and soft hair with the other hand.
"You man and I researched three whole books for this evening."
"With the help of theory, I won't let you suffer for too long."
"..."
Could it be that people were writing pornographic stories in the 1980s?
After a moment of silence, Yun Jiaojiao asked curiously, "Which three books did you study?"
"Can you lend it to me for research?"
She hasn’t even read the Xiao Wenwen from the 1980s!
"'A Pretty Educated Youth Goes to the Countryside and Finds Love', 'The Love Story of a Livestock Station Technician and a Pretty Village Girl', 'The Secrets of a Surgeon and a Young Nurse'."
After thinking carefully, Xie Zhennan told Yun Jiaojiao.
Yun Jiaojiao's eyes lit up after hearing this.
"A Pretty Educated Youth Finds Love in the Countryside", "The Love Story of a Livestock Station Technician and a Pretty Village Girl", "The Secrets of a Surgeon and a Young Nurse", you can tell they are good books just by looking at the titles.
People in the 1980s were so good at naming books.
"Honey, are these three books in your box?"
Yun Jiaojiao pointed at the two wooden boxes on top of the wardrobe.
That is Xie Zhennan’s suitcase.
On the eve of the wedding, Xie Zhennan packed all his luggage and moved to this temporary wedding room.
"You want to study now?"
Xie Zhennan saw through Yun Jiaojiao's little thoughts at a glance.
"It's better to practice with me than to read books and study."
Xie Zhennan refused to give it to her, and Yun Jiaojiao pouted, pretending to be angry.
"Cheapskate."
"My back hurts, please get out of the way."
"Could it be that Aunt Lanhua hid something under the quilt?"
Yun Jiaojiao kept saying that her back hurt, and Xie Zhennan finally believed that she was not making excuses to delay time.
"Let me see."
Xie Zhennan stood up and helped Yun Jiaojiao up.
Together, they lifted up the bright red quilt embroidered with auspicious patterns of dragons and phoenixes.
The moment the quilt was lifted, a pile of dried fruits came into their sight.
Big red dates, peanuts, longans, lotus seeds. Xie Zhennan stared at these dried fruits and said with a smile, "Have a baby soon."
"These dried fruits must have been hidden under the quilt by Aunt Lanhua."
"Ah."
Yun Jiaojiao grabbed a big red date and stuffed it into her mouth.
"I'm a little hungry."
Xie Zhennan: “…”
Jiaojiao ate dates and peanuts, and then ate dried longans. Xie Zhennan sat beside her waiting with a helpless look on his face.
Even though I know that my wife is just stalling for time, I can only pretend not to know and spoil her.
Ten minutes later, Yun Jiaojiao finally stopped.
Xie Zhennan thought she had prepared herself mentally, and said excitedly, "Wife, are you full?"
"I am full."
"Please clean up the bed. I'm a little full now. I'm going to walk in the yard to digest it."
Yun Jiaojiao pretended to get out of bed and put on her clothes.
Xie Zhennan: “…”
Weren’t you very patient just now?
How could he become so cowardly?
What if the soles of your shoes get greasy and slip when you go out?
I can't spoil you anymore.
Xie Zhennan reached out and grabbed the man, then turned around and pressed him down on the bed.
“No need to go to the yard to digest.”
"I'll help you digest it."
The man was leaning on her with a burning gaze, and Yun Jiaojiao's heart was beating fast.
"Damn, I ate too much dried fruit."
"Yes, I'm a little thirsty."
"You, please get out of the way for a moment. I'm going to get out of bed and get some water."
"You, you lie down."
"I, I'll go get you some water."
Xie Zhennan imitated Yun Jiaojiao's nervous voice. When he got out of bed, he swept his long arms along the bed sheet, and the remaining dried fruits rolled under the bed.
"Xie Zhennan, learn from me."
Yun Jiaojiao felt like she was being laughed at.
"Believe it or not, I'll let you spend your wedding night alone in an empty...room."
Before Yun Jiaojiao could finish her words, she saw Xie Zhennan standing at the door holding a hammer.
Xie Zhennan held a hammer in his right hand and an iron nail in his left hand.
He brought the hammer and nails from the dormitory.
"Xie Zhennan, where did you get those nails and hammer?"
Yun Jiaojiao looked at Xie Zhennan with a puzzled look.
Aunt Lanhua didn't store repair tools like nails and hammers in this room.
She hadn't bought any of these repair tools since she moved in.
"I brought it from the dormitory."
Yun Jiaojiao: "On your wedding night, you hid a hammer and nails in your room. Xie Zhennan, please don't be so outrageous."
“Not far off the mark.”
"It would be very useful to repair the bed legs."
"Won't it come in handy tonight?"
bang bang bang...
A noise came from the next room. Aunt Lanhua opened the door and stretched her neck to look outside.
After confirming that the sound came from Yun Jiaojiao and Xie Zhennan's room, Aunt Lanhua's old face turned red instantly.
What a big noise.
These two young people are really capable of making trouble.
She can do much more than when she and the old man were young.
The physique of soldiers is different from that of ordinary people.
If she keeps doing this, she will definitely become Orchid Grandma next year.
Aunt Lanhua looked away with a smile on her face.
Tomorrow morning, she has to cook a pot of fermented glutinous rice, brown sugar and eggs to replenish the two young people's energy.
"Xie Zhennan, you, you, you are too outrageous."
Xie Zhennan used a hammer and an iron nail to nail the door shut. Yun Jiaojiao, who was lying on the bed, was so frightened that her eyes widened.
"If you nail the door shut from the ground, how are we going to get out tomorrow morning?"
"What should I do if I need to poop or pee in the middle of the night?"
Xie Zhennan put down the hammer, turned around and looked at Yun Jiaojiao with an apologetic look.
"I forgot about this matter."
"..."
"Xie Zhennan, I really believed your lies, surrendered to you, and got on board your pirate ship."
Yun Jiaojiao pressed her eyebrows, looking at herself in a state of confusion.