flstandardbreds Chapter 164 You Lie Down
Chapter 164 You Lie Down
Xie Zhennan: “…”
Wedding night.
My husband's belt got stuck.
Only this woman could do such a thing.
If he didn't know how this woman felt about him, he would have thought that this woman didn't want to spend the wedding night with him.
Xie Zhennan took a deep breath and said, "Get out of the way first, I'll do it myself."
Yun Jiaojiao quickly let go and stood up.
Xie Zhennan grabbed the belt around his waist with both hands and tried to untie it.
After trying for a long time, the belt was still not untied and he was exhausted.
"It's stuck pretty hard."
Yun Jiaojiao spoke with an awkward smile.
“The quality of this belt is really good.”
"Next time I buy you a belt, I'll go to that mall again and ask Yunze to help me choose one."
Xie Zhennan: “…”
If I buy another one like this, will it get stuck again?
"Wife, is this the time to discuss the quality of the belt?"
Xie Zhennan loosened his belt and held Yun Jiaojiao's face with both hands.
Yun Jiaojiao's face was deformed by his hugs.
"How did you manage to get so stuck?"
Yun Jiaojiao was bewildered.
"I don't know. I just pressed it twice, pulled it twice, and tugged it twice."
Yun Jiaojiao's face was held by Xie Zhennan, and her voice was a little unclear.
Seeing her confused look, Xie Zhennan sighed helplessly.
"How could someone who is usually very smart be so stupid at the critical moment?"
Xie Zhennan gently rubbed Yun Jiaojiao's furry head.
"Or maybe you don't want to spend the wedding night with me so soon, so you're stalling for time."
"I don't want to spend the wedding night with you! Then why would I marry you?"
"I swear to God, I really don't know much about your men's belts."
Yun Jiaojiao spoke while pulling at Xie Zhennan's belt.
Products from the 1980s are of good quality.
"How about I go borrow a pair of scissors from Aunt Lanhua and cut the belt short in a snap."
On their wedding night, the wife couldn't untie her husband's belt, so she ran to the neighbor next door to borrow a pair of scissors...
Just thinking about it made Xie Zhennan feel embarrassed.
"Go quickly."
Although it was quite embarrassing to borrow Aunt Lanhua's belt on the wedding night, that little embarrassment was nothing compared to not being able to spend the wedding night with my new bride.
"This belt is too strong. Ask Aunt Lanhua to borrow a pair of sharp scissors."
Aunt Lanhua had two drinks at the banquet today. She was now sleeping soundly on the bed due to the alcohol. A knock on the door woke her up from her dream.
"Aunt Lanhua."
"Aunt Lanhua."
"Aunt Lanhua, are you asleep?"
After drinking and having just opened her eyes, Aunt Lanhua was very confused and could not recognize Yun Jiaojiao's voice for a while.
Who is it?
What are you looking for her for so late at night?
Aunt Lanhua got up from the bed in a daze and looked for clothes to wear.
With a creak, the door opened.
"Ouch."
"Where's my mother?"
Aunt Lanhua fell to the ground.
"Aunt Lanhua!"
Seeing her fall, Yun Jiaojiao hurriedly reached out to help her.
"do not come."
"do not come."
Aunt Lanhua clasped her hands together, her face filled with horror.
"I, Miao Lanhua, have never harmed anyone in my life. Amitabha, may the Bodhisattva bless you."
"Girl, every wrong has its perpetrator. I'm not the one who hurt you. Please stop pestering me."
Yun Jiaojiao: “…”
Aunt Lanhua thinks she is a female ghost!
Yun Jiaojiao withdrew her gaze and looked at herself.
Disheveled hair.
A red dress.
She was wearing a pair of red corduroy shoes.
It does look a bit like a female ghost!
"Aunt Lanhua, it's me."
Yun Jiaojiao quickly rolled up her long hair that fell on her shoulders with her hands, exposing her face clearly to Aunt Lanhua.
"I'm Yun Jiaojiao."
"Jiaojiao, it's you."
"You almost scared me to death."
After seeing Yun Jiaojiao's face clearly, Aunt Lanhua breathed a sigh of relief.
"Isn't tonight your wedding night with Captain Xie? Why are you coming to me instead of staying with Captain Xie?"
"I fell to death."
"Hurry up and pull me up."
Aunt Lanhua stretched out her hand towards Yun Jiaojiao in annoyance.
After Yun Jiaojiao pulled Aunt Lanhua up from the ground, she said with an embarrassed look on her face, "Auntie, I'm so sorry for scaring you."
"I'd like to borrow a pair of scissors from you, preferably sharp ones."
"What are you borrowing a pair of scissors for on such a happy occasion?"
It is unlucky to use knives and scissors on a happy occasion and see blood.
Aunt Lanhua stared at Yun Jiaojiao warily.
Yun Jiaojiao didn't have the nerve to tell Aunt Lanhua that she had gotten Xie Zhennan's belt stuck, so she made up an excuse.
"Aren't insoles with starry sky all the rage these days? I want to cut some for Zhennan."
"You left the groom in his room so late and came to borrow a pair of scissors from me just to cut the insoles!"
"You usually know your priorities, so why are you so confused tonight?"
"I'll cut the insoles tomorrow."
"Hurry back to your room and accompany the groom. Don't let him think you are ignorant."
Not only did Aunt Lanhua refuse to lend Yun Jiaojiao the scissors, she also scolded Yun Jiaojiao.
"..."
Yun Jiaojiao was silent for a moment, took a deep breath, and went for it.
"Aunt Lanhua, let me tell you the truth."
"I borrowed the scissors not to cut insoles, but to cut belts."
"Zhennan's belt was stuck. No matter how hard I pulled, it wouldn't open. I had to cut it with scissors."
Seeing Yun Jiaojiao's desperate expression, Aunt Lanhua thought of something and her old face turned red in an instant.
Young people are just impatient.
If they had taken it step by step as they did when they were young, the belt would never have gotten stuck!
"You girl!"
"Wait."
"I'll get you a pair of scissors."
Aunt Lanhua turned around with a red face, took out a pair of scissors and handed them to Yun Jiaojiao.
"I just sharpened these scissors. They are very sharp. Please be careful when using them. Don't hurt yourself or the groom."
"It's unlucky to see blood on such a happy day."
"Yes Yes Yes."
Yun Jiaojiao nodded repeatedly.
"I will definitely be careful and there will be absolutely no bloodshed on this happy day, please rest assured, auntie."
"Auntie, you continue to rest."
After getting the scissors, Yun Jiaojiao turned around and ran back.
It was just terribly embarrassing.
"Daughter-in-law, you are back."
"Did you borrow the scissors?"
After waiting for a long time, Yun Jiaojiao finally came back.
Xie Zhennan went forward eagerly.
"Borrowed it."
Yun Jiaojiao came up to Xie Zhennan, holding his belt with one hand and a pair of scissors with the other.
The cowhide belt was extremely hard, and Yun Jiaojiao's hands were so tired from holding the scissors that she could only cut a slit in the belt.
"Give the scissors to..."
Xie Zhennan was just about to say, "Give me the scissors and let me cut it myself," when Yun Jiaojiao hooked his belt and pulled him to the bed.
"You lie down."
"You lie down and I'll cut it. It's easier."
Yun Jiaojiao gave orders to Xie Zhennan like a queen while pressing Xie Zhennan onto the bed.
After Xie Zhennan lay down, she sat on his thighs, holding the belt around his waist with one hand and continuing to use force with the scissors in the other hand.
Xie Zhennan: “…”