flstandardbreds Chapter 158 Your Old Deng is quite capable
Chapter 158 Your Old Deng is quite capable
"Worship heaven and earth."
"One bow to heaven, a perfect match made in heaven."
"Two kowtows, respect the yellow earth, and tie the knot happily."
"Three bows to the earth, may the earth last forever."
Deng Changping speaks with a strong Xiangtan accent.
"Two thanks to the high hall."
"One bow is to show respect to parents for their upbringing."
"I kowtow twice to thank my parents for their hard work."
"Three kowtows, wishing my parents a happy family life."
"Husband and wife bow to each other."
"One bow, men and women are equal, respecting each other like guests."
"Two kowtows, love each other, and be together forever."
"Three kowtows, twin red flowers, hearts connected."
Watching Yun Jiaojiao and Xie Zhennan and his wife bowing to each other, Xu Fuyang felt a little restless.
"Fu Yang, calm down."
Xu Fuyang pretended to stand up. Cao Yunze broke out in a cold sweat and hurriedly grabbed one of his hands.
Zhao Biao's eyes were dark.
"Comrade Xu, what are you going to do?"
Wei Min, Li Changfeng, and Song Qiangjun all looked at Xu Fuyang, and their expressions were exactly the same as Zhao Biao's.
Cao Yunze had a hunch that if Xu Fuyang dared to cause trouble, the four people in front of him would definitely beat him up and throw him out.
"Fu Yang wants to go to the toilet."
Although Xu Fuyang's recent words and deeds made Cao Yunze feel disheartened, as they had been brothers for so many years, Cao Yunze could not ignore him.
"Captain Zhao, how do I get to the toilet?"
Cao Yunze held Xu Fuyang down, and Zhao Biao and the other three then put away their dark looks.
"Just go out and turn left."
Zhao Biao answered Cao Yunze with a wry smile.
"Editor Cao, do you need me to lead the way personally?"
"no, I'm fine."
"I appreciate Captain Zhao's kindness."
Cao Yunze dragged Xu Fuyang outside.
"Cao Yunze, why did you pull me out here?"
When they got outside, Xu Fuyang's face darkened and he shook off Cao Yunze's hand.
Cao Yunze staggered after being thrown by him, and pinched his waist with both hands in anger.
"If I don't pull you out, you'll get beaten."
"Xu Fuyang, the matter is settled. Please let Sister Jiaojiao go, and let yourself go, okay?"
"I also want to let her go, and let myself go."
Xu Fuyang squatted on the ground, hugged his knees with his arms, and buried his face in his knees in pain.
"But every time I think of her, my heart aches so much that I can hardly breathe. I just want to get her back no matter what the consequences."
"Cao Yunze, you've never lost anything, so you don't understand this feeling."
Cao Yunze pulled the corners of his mouth silently.
He has lost before.
He has been secretly in love with Xu Jiangshan for so long and has paid so much for her, but he couldn't get even a nice word from Xu Jiangshan in return. Isn't this called loss?
He understood too well the excruciating pain of losing someone you love.
"Just squat here and calm down."
"Wait until you calm down, then we'll go in."
"If you can't calm down, let's leave."
Cao Yunze was too lazy to argue with Xu Fuyang. After saying three sentences, he stood silently beside Xu Fuyang.
inside.
Xie Zhennan was leading Yun Jiaojiao to serve tea to his parents-in-law.
"The bride is like a flower. Today she is marrying into the groom's family. She used to be shy when meeting uncles and aunts, but today she must call them dad and mom."
"Come, give our bride a cup of tea."
After Deng Changping finished speaking, Lin Qingluo brought a cup of warm tea and handed it to Yun Jiaojiao.
Yun Jiaojiao took the tea, and Deng Changping continued, "Mom, drink this cup of tea and help take care of the baby from now on, okay?"
Yun Jiaojiao held the teacup in both hands and handed it to Xu Hongyu, then followed Deng Changping and said, "Mom, drink this cup of tea and help take care of the baby from now on, okay?"
This rhyming speech, coupled with a strong Xiangtan accent, is joyful and a little funny.
Chu Jie at the table couldn't help but chuckle.
"Chu Jie, your old Deng is quite capable."
Li Deying smiled along with Chu Jie.
"This wedding was so interesting."
"Who did your old Deng learn this from?"
Li Deying looked curious.
Chu Jie was bewildered.
"I do not know either."
"After twenty years of marriage, I finally realized he could be a wedding emcee."
Li Deying: "It seems that your Lao Deng is very talented in hosting weddings. When Ningning gets married in the future, I will ask your Lao Deng to host the wedding."
Chu Jie smiled and said nothing.
Her brat has been eyeing Ningning for a long time.
If everything goes well and Ningning gets married, she and Old Deng will have to sit in the hall and wait for tea.
"Row."
On the stage, Xu Hongyu took the tea with a smile on her face.
"I'm happy to take care of my precious grandchildren. You two should hurry up and give me one."
After drinking the daughter-in-law's tea, Xu Hongyu took out a red envelope from her pocket and put it in Yun Jiaojiao's palm.
"Jiaojiao, thank you for not despising Zhennanhan and being willing to marry him. Mommy wishes you two a happy and loving life together."
"Zhennan, Mom is telling you this today. Jiaojiao is married into our Xie family, so she's half your father's and my daughter. If you dare to bully Jiaojiao or hurt her feelings in the future, your father and I will bully you and make you sad."
"Yes Yes Yes."
In front of all the guests, Xie Zhennan nodded repeatedly to Xu Hongyu, not caring about his own reputation as the leader.
"The twelve feather dusters that you and my dad made for Jiaojiao are now in the rental house. Jiaojiao uses one a month, which should last her a year. How could I dare to act rashly?"
"Hahaha......"
As Xie Zhennan finished speaking, there was laughter at the table.
Wei Min: "The commander is in trouble."
Song Qiangjun: "In addition to the feather duster, there is also a washboard waiting for the eldest brother. My sister-in-law is so capable, maybe she can even invent a mace."
Li Changfeng's mouth twitched: "I suddenly don't want to get married anymore."
Zhao Biao looked relieved: "Fortunately, my parents don't know how to pierce a feather duster, and fortunately, my girlfriend doesn't have a good relationship with her family."
Wei Min, Song Qiangjun, and Li Changfeng all glanced at Zhao Biao, who looked relieved. The three of them said in tacit understanding, "Old Zhao, you can borrow your partner."
Zhao Biao: “…”
I really want to find three smelly socks to stuff the mouths of these three guys.
On the stage.
"Dad, please have some tea."
Deng Changping continued to teach Yun Jiaojiao.
"Drink this cup of tea and you will be rich and prosperous in the future."
Yun Jiaojiao held the teacup in both hands and handed it to Xie Pingan.
"Dad, please have some tea. After drinking this cup of tea, you will be rich and prosperous in the future."
"Good good."
"She is my good daughter-in-law."
Xie Pingan took the teacup excitedly, raised his head and drank it all in one gulp.
"Jiaojiao, this is the red envelope your father gave you. Keep it for yourself and don't give it to that brat Zhennan."
Yun Jiaojiao took the red envelope, but before she could thank him, she heard Xie Ping'an say, "Jiaojiao, Dad can carve washboards. I'll ask Zhennan to find some hard wood and Dad will carve a few more for you."
Xie Zhennan: “…”
Hard wood.
I need to carve a few more pieces.
His parents want to torture him to death!
Yun Jiaojiao: "Thank you, Dad."
Xie Zhennan: “…”
"Wife, you can't do this."
Yun Jiaojiao: "This is a token of my father's love. How can I refuse?"