flstandardbreds Chapter 167: Give the Third Master a Shit
Chapter 167: Give the Third Master a Shit
"Brother Lin Tian, although I don't know why you gave me that book in the first place, now that my master is in danger, I really don't know who to turn to."
Nalan Yanran's voice was full of helplessness and despair, like a fallen leaf drifting in the wind, which could break at any time.
"Since you can produce that book, you must be a strong person. Please help me find my master. As long as you are willing, I can even be your slave."
Nalan Yanran looked at Lin Tian, her pleading expression filled with deep expectation, and tears sparkled in her beautiful eyes, like the cold stars twinkling in the night sky.
Lin Tian raised his eyebrows with a smirk on his face.
"Is it really okay to be a slave or a servant? What if I pledge my body to you?"
Looking at Lin Tian's naughty expression, Nalan Yanran's pretty face rarely turned red, like the gorgeous sunset in the sky, quickly spreading to her ears, shy and pitiful.
"As long as you can rescue my master, I will do anything." Nalan Yanran bit her lip, appearing particularly stubborn.
Lin Tian laughed, then reached out and gently touched Nalan Yanran's head. His action was full of pampering, as if he was comforting a frightened deer.
"Since you've said that, it would be a shame if I refused. Don't worry, I will help you."
The reason why he agreed so easily was mainly because Lin Tian liked Yun Yun very much.
I thought that Yun Yun's tragedy in the original novel could be changed, but now it seems that God has forcibly reversed the plot.
I can't just go along with him like that. Instead of letting Yun Yun and Xiao Yan get entangled in that, it would be better for me to get away with it.
Thinking of this, Lin Tian waved his right hand, and a brilliant light flashed like a dazzling firework, and the portal to the Doupo plane opened.
……
In the basement of a luxurious villa outside Tomato.
As soon as the Third Young Master returned here, Xia Zhu hurried out to greet him with several Tang Sect disciples.
But when they saw the Third Young Master covered in feces and emitting a foul smell, everyone's eager steps suddenly stopped, as if they were under a spell.
Even Xia Zhu showed a look of confusion and disgust, as if she had seen the most terrifying thing in the world.
"Third brother, what's wrong with you? Why are you covered in shit?" Xia Zhu's voice was full of shock and confusion, and his brows were tightly furrowed.
The third young master sighed. He was so exhausted that he didn't want to talk at all. He collapsed in the garden of the villa like mud.
The flowers in the garden swayed gently in the breeze, as if they were also avoiding the stench from the Third Young Master.
Seeing this, Xia Zhu immediately waved to several Tang Sect disciples. Not long after, they rushed over with seven or eight high-pressure water pipes.
After turning on the faucet, the powerful stream of water began to wash over the Third Young Master like a cleansing stroke.
I don’t know if it’s because it was soaked for too long and the flavor has been absorbed.
Coupled with the running all the way, the shit on his body had dried up and stuck tightly to his skin.
Therefore, no matter how hard he washed, there was always some yellow stuff stuck on the Third Young Master's body, like a stain that could never be washed off.
When a younger brother saw this situation, he looked at Xia Zhu in front of him with depression, his face full of helplessness.
"Sister Xia, what should we do? We can't even wash away the shit on Third Brother."
Xia Zhu turned around and gave the person who spoke a cold look with a hint of annoyance in her eyes.
"Are you stupid? If this way of rushing doesn't work, can't you try another method?"
"Use a high-pressure water gun, use boiling water, use all the shower gel and everything."
Not long after, when the boiling water mixed with shower gel fell on his body, the third young master stood up suddenly, like a cat whose tail was stepped on.
"It hurts, it hurts, what are you doing? Are you going to burn me to death?" The third young master's voice, with a painful roar, echoed in the garden.
Looking at the Third Young Master who was jumping around like a toad, Xia Zhu felt a little reluctant, but still shouted at the top of her voice.
"Third brother, I'm doing this for your own good. Otherwise, the shit on your body won't be clean. Hang in there, I'll help you heal your wounds later."
"Do not!!"
In this way, the third young master's screams lasted for more than ten minutes. The sound was extremely miserable, as if it was the wailing from hell.
Until all the feces on your body are flushed away.
The third young master lay on the ground like a scalded suckling pig, gasping for breath.
The younger brothers around couldn't help but gasp when they saw the Third Young Master like this, and their expressions were as if they had seen an extremely terrifying scene.
Fortunately, the third young master is a cultivator and has a strong body.
If an ordinary person were treated like this, he would be skinned alive if not dead.
Xia Zhu also stepped forward at this time, and slowly summoned out his martial spirit, the white lotus.
The soft light fell on the third young master, and the light was like a warm spring breeze, gently caressing his skin.
The originally red skin returned to normal at a speed visible to the naked eye.
And all this is thanks to Gangzi.
Ever since Gangzi arrived some time ago, looking at Xia Zhu who had been following him all this time, San Shao and Gangzi joined forces to awaken her martial soul.
What no one expected was that Xia Zhu also had twin martial souls, one was the Holy Mother and the other was the White Lotus, both of which had auxiliary attributes.
The healing effects of these two martial spirits are also surprisingly good, so Xia Zhu can be regarded as an elder in the Tang Sect, and is affectionately called Elder Bai Lian by everyone.
Not long after, the injuries on the third young master's body recovered as before. Xia Zhu also took out a soft blanket and carefully covered the third young master with it.
"Third brother, what happened? How did you become like this? And where is your teacher?" Xia Zhu's voice was soft and full of concern.
The third young master didn't say anything. Thinking of what had just happened, he wished he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into. His expression was full of shame and anger.
Xia Zhu seemed to have noticed this as well, so he waved to the Tang Clan brothers behind him and said, "You guys go back first, I'll call you if there's anything."
As the younger brothers left, Xia Zhu hugged the third young master tightly.
He summoned the Holy Mother of Martial Soul, who emitted a soft white light, which slowly calmed the Third Young Master's angry and unwilling heart.
"Third brother! What happened?" Xia Zhu's voice sounded softly in the ears of the third young master.
The third young master sighed, then explained the reason tactfully.
But he lied and said that he was ambushed by someone and accidentally fell into the toilet, instead of running into the toilet by himself.
As for the teacher, the third young master shook his head. He didn't know where Gangzi was now.
After learning the reason, Xia Zhu gave San Shao a warm hug, then took out her cell phone to call Gangzi.
Just then, a younger brother ran over in a hurry, his face full of panic.
"Third Young Master, Sister Xia, something bad has happened. Elder Gang is injured."
"what!"
Hearing this, the third young master stood up quickly, looked at Xia Zhu, and the two immediately went to the villa hall.