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Chapter 171 Ultraman, come and have a feast!



Chapter 171 Ultraman, come and have a feast!

He saw Jiang Nanxi standing in front of him, pulling out a stick from the fire, then looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and saying, "I am not an outsider."

The tribe leader: "If you are not an outsider, then what else can you be? You are not a member of the Saba tribe!"

Jiang Nanxi: "I am not a human either."

Patriarch:?

Jiang Nanxi: "I'm sorry for being born as a human being. What am I born for? I'll fucking sweep away freedom! Ada!"

Jiang Nanxi swung a wooden stick in his hand and jumped into the air. The whirlwind swept across like autumn wind sweeping fallen leaves, and all the tribesmen near the fire were directly knocked away.

Then another stick hit the chieftain in the face, knocking him to the ground on the spot. He slid outward for more than ten meters and stopped only when he hit a wooden house not far away.

"Clan leader!"

The Saba people who were knocked to the ground quickly got up and ran towards the direction of the chief.

When the patriarch was helped up, not only was his entire body trembling, but there was also a bright red mark from the wooden stick on his face.

"You... you..."

When the clan leader saw that Jiang Nanxi had untied Sangjie and Sangyu and taken them down from the fire, he was so angry that he roared and trembled all over.

"You are courting death! You saved the fairy, but it won't be grateful to you. It will only eat you!

You also destroyed our sacrificial activities, the gods will punish you!"

Jiang Nanxi placed the wooden stick in his hand upright on the ground and looked at him with cold eyes.

“Did the tourists who disappeared in Ailao Mountain before, and the people who came to look for them, all have accidents in the Saba tribe?”

After the words fell, the clan leader's expression suddenly felt guilty, "What tourists? I don't know."

The clan leader quickly looked at Cheng George and others beside him, "Mr. Cheng, please help me!

These people come to the Saba tribe to cause trouble unscrupulously and bring us great disaster. Please help us drive them away!

In return, I will invite you to enter the Temple of the Gods. If you want something, you can take it from the Temple of the Gods, and the Gods will give it to you generously!"

Hearing the clan leader's promise, Cheng George looked satisfied and looked at the team of mercenaries around him.

Cheng George raised his hand and said, "Capture them all and use them as sacrifices for the Daogong Lao to perform the ceremony! If anyone dares to resist during the process, they will be executed on the spot!"

"Execution on the spot?"

Song Shixing got angry on the spot and shouted, "Cheng George, this is not the Chinatown in Country M, who do you think you are? What qualifications do you have to execute us on the spot?

This is China. Not only did you bring mercenaries in without permission, but you also killed people at random. You can expect to go to jail!"

"What mercenaries? These are my bodyguards. Why can't I bring them with me?"

Cheng George glanced at the drone not far away and said, "Besides, it was you who intervened in the affairs of the Saba tribe first and killed the wizard of the Saba tribe. I am the one who is doing justice for the heaven!

If I don't help them, the Saba people will be bullied by you! Then everyone in the village will die, who can we turn to for justice?"

Lu Jiaqi was also a little dissatisfied, "Your way of enforcing justice is to use us as sacrifices to worship the gods?

What’s the difference between your behavior and that of these ignorant Sabah people!

The tourists who disappeared in Ailao Mountain before were all killed by them as sacrifices. These people are murderers! You are almost helping the tyrants to commit atrocities!"

Cheng George now has a lot of people on his side, he just wants to get what he wants and is too lazy to waste time talking to them.

Cheng George gave the order directly, "Go ahead."

Seeing a large group of strong foreign mercenaries with guns surrounding them, the two brothers Sangjie and Sangyu couldn't help but feel a little scared.

"Squeak...they...are bad guys..."

The ropes on Sang Yu had been untied. He protected Sang Jie behind him and looked at the mercenaries fiercely, with a black mist surging from his body.

Seeing him like this, the Taoist priest behind the mercenaries laughed and said, "This little monkey is quite fierce. Take the black dog blood you prepared and pour it on him. Then pierce his heart with the peach wood sword. He will not be able to do evil anymore."

"Yes."

Someone went to get the black dog blood and the peach wood sword.

Seeing that the mercenaries were about to deal with Sang Yu first, Sang Jie suddenly became anxious and said quickly, "Xiao Yu, run, don't worry about us, just leave here first!"

With Sang Yu's speed, he could leave in the blink of an eye, and the mercenaries would not have time to splash black dog blood on him.

The reason he was caught in the woods just now was because these insidious guys set a trap in the woods.

But at this time, Sang Yu stood there without moving.

"Squeak... squeak... I won't leave," he glared at Sangjie and said, "Xiaoyu... you have to... protect your brother..."

“Ah, you…!”

Before Sangjie could speak again, two mercenaries nearby came over with two large basins of black dog blood.

But it didn't splash on them.

Suddenly, a golden protective shield appeared in front of them, blocking all the black dog blood.

Sangjie looked at Jiang Nanxi in shock and found that the golden protective shield came from Jiang Nanxi.

He asked in surprise, "Did you ask the gods again?"

In his concept, only the medium can obtain the power of God and do something extraordinary when he invites the gods.

"That's it."

Jiang Nanxi took out his old cell phone and called Wei Ling, "Ultraman, do you remember that place just now? Come over here quickly."

Wei Ling: “Reason.”

Jiang Nanxi: “It’s time to eat!”

Swish.

When the mercenaries were about to shoot them, Wei Ling suddenly came back and appeared silently behind the mercenaries.

Bang, bang, bang!

Wei Ling turned into a shadow, shuttling among these mercenaries, and punched them in the back, piercing their bodies.

Blood splattered everywhere, and the ground was covered with the mercenaries' bodies. There was a bloody hole as big as a fist on their chest.

Wei Ling has taken out my heart!

Wei Ling's Ultraman uniform was also covered in blood. He held a bunch of hearts in his hands and couldn't help but sigh, "It's great to be an Ultraman."

audience:? ? ?

Everyone at the scene: ???

[Help! This is such a bloody and horrific scene, why do I want to laugh so much! Corpse King, please don’t be too outrageous! ]

[Corpse King: Is this the happiness that is organized? ]

[These mercenaries really deserve it. I don’t know where Cheng George got the courage to bring so many mercenaries into China to bully others! ]

[Humph! We Ultramen have our own organization, and you guys will take care of us all! Get out of China now!]

[Why did the Psychic Bureau give Ultraman an old phone? Why couldn't they give him a smart phone? 】

[That won't work. What if he learns how to use the Internet and finds out that the real Ultraman is not him?]

【!!! That makes so much sense! 】

When Cheng George saw so many mercenaries died in just a few minutes and their guns were picked up by Jiang Nanxi, he was so angry that his face turned green.

However, before Cheng George could speak, the patriarch screamed first.

"How can you kill people randomly?"

Jiang Nanxi was speechless. "Why? Only your Saba God is allowed to kill people, but my Ultraman God is not allowed to kill people?"

The tribe leader said, "Saba God is not killing people, he is suppressing evil spirits. Every time we perform a sacrificial ceremony, it is to suppress evil spirits and prevent them from attracting the inverted foot fairy to harm the tribe members! It's different from you!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Sanjay spit on him in front of everyone.

"You are lying!"


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