flstandardbreds Chapter 146 How can a person be so brave!
Chapter 146 How can a person be so brave!
[No, is Jiang Nanxi crazy? How can you park a helicopter like this?]
[Jiang Nanxi doesn't have to give advice, so he doesn't have to. Even if you don't want to live, others still want to live! ]
[So what do you guys think we should do? We can't just go back and drive here, right? That's too pathetic! ]
[Or you could park it on an SUV. At worst, if the SUV is damaged, you can just pay some compensation. This is at least less than the compensation for damaging a helicopter, right?]
The audience was shocked by Jiang Nanxi's proposal, and no one else at the scene dared to agree with her proposal.
She said nothing would happen, but that meant nothing would happen? This was a matter of life and death.
The director called the foreign program team again to communicate, and even called their chief director.
The director said in English, "There are many things to deal with when filming starts. I don't have time to help you. Can't you find a way to solve it yourself? Didn't your mother teach you the ability to solve problems independently?"
After he finished speaking, he muttered, "You still have to come to me for such a small matter. The Chinese are really troublesome!"
"you……!"
The director was so angry that his face turned red on the spot.
He felt insulted and wanted to sneer back, but he didn't know what to say for a moment.
Jiang Nanxi snatched the phone and said in Chinese, "My name is Shangguan Nanbei, may I ask if you are Sima Dongxi?"
The other party didn't speak.
Jiang Nanxi continued, "Why don't you speak? You don't understand Chinese? Have you never been to school? If you can't even understand Chinese, it's hard to talk to you."
The director said in not very standard Chinese, "I understand, you...you are a little impolite!"
Jiang Nanxi: "Then answer my question, are you Sima Dongxi?"
Chief Director: "You...have no qualities..."
Jiang Nanxi: "How can I be uncultured? I just asked you if your name is Sima Dongxi? Don't you know that there is a surname called Sima in Chinese culture?
If you can't even understand such simple Chinese culture, why did you come to China to film a show? Or is it that your learning ability is too poor and you can't learn it at all?"
Chief Director: “I…”
Jiang Nanxi: "You stutter when you speak, and I can tell at a glance that your cerebellum is underdeveloped.
Since you are a visitor from afar, I will not bother with you today and teach you a little about Chinese culture. There is a famous sentence in classical Chinese, which was said by Laozi. Do you know Laozi? "
Before the director could answer, Jiang Nanxi said, "Laozi said, 'When a friend comes from afar, he must be punished, no matter how far away he is.' This is what I want to say to you today."
The director was silent for a long time, then said, "I have learned a lot about Chinese culture, but this doesn't seem to be what Laozi said."
Jiang Nanxi: "Your father said so."
Chief Director: ????
[Hahahaha, I am dying of laughter. If you want to curse someone, you have to look no further than Jiang Nanxi! The foreigners are all confused! ]
[Seeing how excited our Director Xue is, it feels like he is about to stand up and salute Jiang Nanxi! ]
[How can a person be so cowardly? Jiang Nanxi, you are my god! I won’t watch this variety show without you! ]
Just when everyone else had a dazed expression, Jiang Nanxi hung up the phone and threw it back to the director.
She said to the pilot, "Stop dithering and make a fool of yourself. Stop the helicopter immediately."
The pilot heard the foreign director's ridicule and was very angry, but... but he really couldn't do what Jiang Nanxi asked!
He couldn't afford to compensate for the loss of a helicopter!
at this time.
Liu Qingyan's voice came, "Stop, I will bear all the losses."
"You should have told me earlier!"
The pilot roared and drove the helicopter towards the helicopter on the open ground below, "I will fight you today, and I will die!"
boom--!
boom--!
Under the shocked gazes of all the foreigners below, the Chinese program team's helicopter rumbled down on top of their helicopter.
"Are these Chinese people crazy?"
"What are they doing?"
"Are they planning to destroy our plane? If they dare, they'll have to pay a huge amount of compensation!"
Just when everyone thought that the collision between the two helicopters would cause a major accident.
But nothing happened.
When the Chinese helicopter was landing, a light blue spiritual power enveloped the entire helicopter, neutralizing the impact of the helicopter's landing.
The helicopter landed steadily on top of the other helicopter, and neither aircraft suffered any damage.
The pilot was shocked. "Oh my god, how come nothing happened? Why didn't I know that my skills were so good?"
Jiang Nanxi said, "You guys go first, I'll go last, I need to keep the plane stable."
The pilot gave her a shocked look.
What did she do?
Why can she keep the plane stable?
The pilot followed the others down first. When he saw the specific situation of the two helicopters playing Jenga, he was even more shocked.
You know, helicopters have propellers, and the upper helicopter actually stopped directly on the propeller of the lower helicopter!
It is very difficult to maintain balance with this parking method. Even if the balance is maintained temporarily, if the people inside move slightly, the helicopter above will overturn and fall down!
But now, the balance is maintained!
After everyone had calmed down, Jiang Nanxi jumped off the helicopter and greeted the foreign program crew.
"Hello everyone."
All the guests and staff of the foreign program group stared at the two airplane stacking games with their mouths wide open in shock.
The chief director even pointed his finger and said, "How did you do this with your plane?"
Jiang Nanxi: "I don't know. I just said it casually, and he just stopped and did it."
The chief director slowly closed his mouth and looked at the two helicopters with a complicated expression.
After a long while, he couldn't help but say, "You are all here, please move your helicopters, our helicopter is about to take off and return home."
This helicopter was not purchased by their program crew, but rented, and they paid by the hour.
After the helicopter dropped off the guests, it naturally had to go back first. If they had stayed here and waited for the recording to be over, the fees would have been very high!
Jiang Nanxi looked at the pilot and asked, "He asked you to get on and drive away, can you still drive?"
"No, no, no, this is absolutely not possible. If I go up there, it will probably collapse!"
The pilot shook his head like a rattle.
"I will only stay like this, I won't move away, let their pilots find a way to move away.
By the way, when you leave, remember not to damage my plane, or I will claim compensation!"
Jiang Nanxi looked at the chief director with an apologetic look on his face, "I'm sorry, my pilot only knows how to park the plane like this and won't fly it away. How about asking your pilot to think of a solution?"
The director took one look at the two helicopters that were struggling to keep their balance and his face turned green.
How to solve this problem?
The helicopter above looked like it was about to collapse. Their pilot had probably just climbed up and hadn't even taken off yet, and the whole plane was about to fall down and be smashed!