Chapter 140: Make some money by making fun of others!
Chapter 140: Make some money by making fun of others!
The person on the other end of the line was also in a panic. Before anyone could hear any voice, the first thing he heard was a series of clanging sounds.
"Han'er! What are you talking about? How could the emperor lie to you? You are the emperor's dearest brother! ?(°?‵?′??)" Gu Xiang said with a light cough.
However, his coquettish behavior was useless to Gu Han, who still spoke in a very serious tone: "Don't give me that! Tell me! Why is this happening?"
After hearing this, he knew that the matter was not so easy to get away with, so Gu Xiang made a very humane decision, which was - to pass the blame!
"Royal brother! Have you ever considered that it's you who's imitating poorly?"
"Impossible! I measured it with a ruler!"
Gu Xiang: ...nm
"That's because you're not as pretty as me, and the girl doesn't want to see you!" Gu Xiang started to act like a rogue, "But I'm telling you, I've already given her the spirit stones, and returning them is impossible!"
In fact, when he said the second half of the sentence, Gu Xiang still felt a little guilty. After all, he was the one who had people print it out and spread it widely.
Even the one in Gu Han's hand was sold by him to Gu Han, and he even collected extra spirit stones from Gu Han.
Gu Han didn't care about spirit stones. After all, he was different from Gu Xiang. He didn't use spirit stones much.
Although he knew that his royal brother was a bit narcissistic, he could never have imagined that his royal brother would care about those spirit stones.
"Tell me? Who cast that smile? Do you have such poor taste?"
"Hey, hey, hey! Is this how you speak to your handsome, suave, elegant, and gentle brother? The public's eyes are sharp! How dare you insult them! Today, I, your royal brother, will protect the reputation of everyone in the cultivation world..."
He broke his guard.
Gu Han was used to it.
The voice transmission was cut off amidst Gu Xiang's endless nagging.
The annoying sound finally disappeared. Gu Xiang frowned. He thought that people who were a little older would be very mature. Now he took back his previous thought.
"Junior Brother Gu Han!" A familiar voice came, and Gu Han's body stiffened instantly.
He turned stiffly and saw that it was Wu Nian and Yan Xu. He felt even worse. Under normal circumstances, would Wu Nian call him "Junior Brother"? If he didn't scold him, it would be like the sun rising from the west!
He wanted to turn around and leave, but it was too late. Yan Xu grabbed Gu Han's shoulders and said, "Where are you going, Junior Brother Gu? Why don't you take me and Baby Nian with you?"
What does this guy want to do?
Wait, read baby?!
What the hell? He ate mushrooms?
"Junior Brother Gu Han ran away as soon as he saw me, which made me very sad~" Wu Nian lay on Yan Xu's shoulder and pretended to cry, twitching her shoulders from time to time.
Yan Xu patted Wu Nian's back gently, his voice gentle: "Okay, baby Nian, don't cry anymore..."
What on earth were these two people trying to do? He had a feeling they were trying to trick him.
As expected, Wu Nian spoke the next moment: "I recently asked my subordinates to develop a new pastry, and I wanted to let Junior Brother Gu Han try it. I didn't expect Junior Brother Gu Han to dislike me so much. In that case, I'd better leave!"
After saying that, he turned and left, covering his face with his hands, looking as if he was heartbroken.
Gu Han: Why do I feel like there’s a smell of tea in the air?
Yan Xu: "Nian darling, don't leave! I believe Junior Brother Gu is definitely not that kind of person!"
Good, the trap has been set.
"Isn't it just a pastry? Why are you making such a fuss? I want to try it!"
Hearing this, Wu Nian hurriedly smiled and said, "I knew Junior Brother Gu Han would definitely not let Senior Sister down! Come on! This is specially prepared for you by Senior Sister!"
After stuffing the pastry into Gu Han's hand, Wu Nian ran away with Yan Xu.
Gu Han held the pastries in his hands and looked in the direction the two people left. He always felt that there was a sense of gloating from the backs of the two people.
He wanted to open the oil paper to see what the pastry inside looked like, but he stopped just when he was about to see the true appearance of the pastry. He always felt that Yan Qing had bad intentions, so he decided to go back to the room and open the pastry!
This will prevent something that shatters people's worldview from appearing in the public eye.
Wu Nian, who was wearing an invisibility talisman not far away, saw that Gu Han had actually rewrapped the oil paper at the last moment. For a moment, he felt uneasy: "You pervert, why did he suddenly stop?"
"I don't know either! Hey! He's gone!"
"Ah? Why did he go back? Then how can I see his expression after he sees it?" Wu Nian felt lost.
Yan Xu rubbed her head and said, "Alright! It doesn't matter if you can't see his next expression! At least that pastry is the most popular one in your shop right now, isn't it?"
That way Wu Nian wouldn't be disappointed anymore! Her eyes were filled with the excitement of making a little money. She had never thought that there would be so many bad friends in this world!
After Gu Han returned to the room, he released his spiritual sense and after checking that there was no one there, he opened the oil paper with confidence.
The moment he saw the pastries, Gu Han's face darkened.
What’s up with this pastry that looks like poop?
He said that Wu Nian calling him "Junior Brother" must be up to no good! Sure enough!
The key point is that this pastry also has a red bean flavor, and he felt that the red bean suddenly became a bit unbearable.
What happens every day?
Depressed, sad, and wronged!
In the end, Gu Han could only sit in the room with a gloomy face and meditate.
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"What a pervert! I feel like I don't even need to look at Gu Han to know what expression he will make." Wu Nian covered his mouth and laughed secretly.
Seeing Wu Nian's adorable side, Yan Xu's grip on her tightened unconsciously. "Oh? What expression would that be? I'm not familiar with Junior Brother Gu. Can you make Gu Han's expression for me to see?"
Wu Nian turned his head aside: "If you ask me to do it, will I do it? Wouldn't that make me lose face?"
Yan Xu covered his lips to hide the corners of his mouth that couldn't stop rising. It seems that it is very beneficial for him to stay in Minglin Sect this time. He can also see Nian Baobei like this. It is really worth it!
But he still had to cooperate with his own Nian Baobao: "Ah? What should I do? I really want to see you show the expression of Junior Brother Gu.
Just let me see it, okay?
Damn this man! He even resorted to acting like a spoiled brat.
But Wu Nian liked him this way the most: "Alright then! Since we have such a good relationship and you begged me, I'll show it to you reluctantly."
After saying this, Wu Nian showed Gu Han's expression at the moment.
"Hahahaha!"
"why are you laughing!"
"It's nothing, nothing! It's just that my baby Nian looks so cute with this expression!" Yan Xu did not hesitate to praise him.
Wu Nian's face flushed instantly, and he punched Yan Xu in the chest: "How is it cute? And you, when did I become yours?!"
Yan Xu also took the opportunity to pull Wu Nian's hand and put it on his chest: "It hurts! You broke my little heart, you have to be responsible for it!"
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