Chapter 385 We are all cattle and horses, why are you so fresh and unworldly?
Chapter 385 We are all cattle and horses, why are you so fresh and unworldly?
"This is so abominable! I never thought that that damn woman could actually sit on the throne of the chairman of Longguo? Is she worthy of it?"
The one-armed Li Xuan stared at the live broadcast screen in front of him with a ferocious look on his face, with resentment and unwillingness flashing in his eyes.
Thinking back to what happened in the past, Li Xuan felt a little scared.
At the beginning, he had finally escaped from the terrifying monster, but became extremely weak due to excessive blood loss and was eventually targeted by other monsters.
When he was at his wit's end, in order to save his life, he had no choice but to sell his soul and signed a contract with a mysterious black shadow.
However, the price of this contract is also extremely heavy.
Every time he uses his strange power, he needs to pay a full one hundred ghost coins, otherwise he will have to use his own flesh and blood instead.
Because of this, he has been forced to participate in various dangerous dungeons to earn money, so that he knows very little about what is happening in the outside world.
It was not until he saw the news in the live broadcast that he realized that his girlfriend, Lu Xiaoli, whom he had cruelly abandoned, had become so powerful.
Thinking of this, a wretched smile suddenly appeared on the corner of Li Xuan's mouth:
"Humph, the reason why Lu Xiaoli hated me so much before was because he discovered the affair between Lu Xinyu and me.
If I pretend to be truly repentant and ask for her forgiveness, maybe her heart will soften and she will come back to me."
Li Xuan couldn't help but get excited as he thought about it more and more proudly. In his mind, as long as he used some tricks and snapped his fingers, Lu Xiaoli would definitely rush towards him without hesitation as before.
At this moment, Lu Xiaoli, who was nestled in Luo Jingyu's arms eating watermelon, sneezed, "Oh my god? Someone must be missing me. I wonder which husband it is!"
Shi Yan picked up a piece of apple and handed it to her mouth, saying coquettishly, "I miss you, sister. No one misses you more than me!
Sister, I made a mistake!"
Lu Xiaoli asked doubtfully: "What did you do wrong?"
Shi Yan smiled evilly, "I love you so much that I'm at a loss! I even went to buy some oil today. Can you guess what kind of oil it is, sister?"
Lu Xiaoli was very considerate and pretended not to understand and asked, "What kind of oil?"
Shi Yan smiled and said: "Love Laf Oil~"
Lu Xiaoli smiled happily and praised: "Great, you can even say sweet words now!"
Luo Jingyu: "Ugh... Lao Ba, can you not be so greasy? Oh my god, is this how you guys play in private? Just play, but don't bring me along if you're so greasy!"
Shi Yan held onto Lu Xiaoli's clothes tightly with a look of grievance, shaking them gently, and said coquettishly:
"Sister, please take a look at him. Look at him. Doesn't brother like me at all? If brother doesn't welcome me, then... then I'd better leave."
As he spoke, Shi Yan pretended to turn around and leave, but his steps were slow, and his eyes occasionally stole glances at Lu Xiaoli and Luo Jingyu.
Seeing this, Luo Jingyu waved his hands impatiently and shouted:
"Stop! Stop it, don't give me that, I'm wrong, okay? I'm afraid of you, okay? I really can't afford to mess with you, a green tea girl!"
Hearing this, Shi Yan's eyes suddenly turned red, tears welled up in his eyes, he looked at Lu Xiaoli with a pitiful sob, sobbing and said:
"Sister, how could brother do this? Even if he knew he was wrong, he shouldn't have spoken in that tone. What does 'okay' mean? Wuwuwu..."
Looking at Shi Yan's expression, Lu Xiaoli couldn't help but giggled, then lowered his voice and teased Luo Jingyu:
"Hey, what do you think, Luo Bao? Isn't this little husband I found interesting? Isn't he super cute?"
Before she finished speaking, she couldn't wait to reach out and pull Shi Yan, who was about to leave, to her side. Without hesitation, she kissed him on the pink cheek and praised him with a smile:
"Oh, my dear husband, you are so funny! You are simply the happy pill of our family!"
Meanwhile, Luo Jingyu lazily leaned on the sofa, casually glancing at the two people interacting intimately, and muttered with a pout:
"Humph, how can it be fun? It's not fun at all! We already have a cunning little green tea bird at home, and now there's another one. We're going to have a lot of trouble in the future!"
The other players were busy nearby, their eyes fixed on the three people sitting carefree in the middle of the spacious and bright hall.
The people who were leisurely enjoying the delicious fruits had undisguised envy, jealousy and resentment in their eyes!
"Why?" someone couldn't help but murmur, "We're working ourselves to death like oxen and horses, but these three are enjoying themselves here!
Is there any justice in this dungeon? Why didn't I choose this ghost bridegroom? "The others echoed, expressing their extreme imbalance.
However, despite being extremely angry, these players only dared to curse secretly in their hearts, but in reality they did not dare to even fart.
A series of dense barrages suddenly popped up on the screen of the live broadcast room.
"Oh my, I want to see the big boss of our base, but I have to see him through someone else's live broadcast room. This is too advanced..." a barrage wrote truthfully.
"Of course, our Dragon Country has its own unique shielding technology. You can only look at it with envy!" Another comment followed, and the words were full of pride.
However, another comment from another country popped up soon: "Hmph, baka! You Dragon people, don't get too complacent! We have a 3S-level super copy in our Aunt Country. I will send someone to open it tomorrow.
Then, let’s see if you can still laugh, hahaha!” This comment was clearly full of provocation.
Faced with such provocation, netizens in Longguo naturally refused to show weakness and immediately responded:
"Oh my, our Dragon Nation is so scared! Is there a powerful boss in your country? Could it be Conan? Whenever he appears, someone will definitely die.
Or maybe that Ultraman who destroys a city every time he appears? Hahahaha..."
For a moment, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room became extremely tense and intense. Both sides went back and forth, neither giving in, and all kinds of ridicule and counterattacks continued to emerge.
"Hmph, you damned Dragon people are so evil! But I'll let you be proud for one more day.
You know, our country's Sadako and Musashi, who is not an outstanding top figure? You will be in trouble when the time comes!" The man shouted angrily.
"Oh my, why are the people upstairs arguing again? Can we just watch the live broadcast quietly?
"Don't you all have so much free time and nothing to do? And that guy who's always yelling, are you living on ghost money? It's really unbearable!" another person complained impatiently.
The live broadcast room was noisy and chaotic, with various comments coming one after another.
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